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re: Multiple Choice: How do you clean your privates?

Posted on 7/17/20 at 8:43 pm to
Posted by PrimeTime Money
Houston, Texas, USA
Member since Nov 2012
28121 posts
Posted on 7/17/20 at 8:43 pm to
I don’t know... I have my bathing ladies do it for me.

Posted by PrivatePublic
Member since Nov 2012
17848 posts
Posted on 7/17/20 at 8:45 pm to
Dry shampoo my pubes.
Posted by CrownTownHalo
CrownTown, NC
Member since Sep 2011
3086 posts
Posted on 7/17/20 at 8:47 pm to
What Would Dan Bilzerien do?
This post was edited on 7/17/20 at 8:49 pm
Posted by Korkstand
Member since Nov 2003
29134 posts
Posted on 7/17/20 at 8:50 pm to
quote:

I usually just grab the one my wife used that morning. She showers in the morning and I shower at night. Every few days it's a different towel
My wife absolutely refuses to use the same towel that I use, even though I've shown her how thoroughly I wash my arse.


That reminds me, for years I thought we shared the same tube of toothpaste. After all, I just use it every day, and then when it runs out a new tube magically appears. Turns out she always had her own, and she would just check mine every now and then and replace it when it was empty.

Sometimes when it would get *really* low I wondered how in the hell she was still squeezing toothpaste out of it. One day I just couldn't squeeze it any more, and then after I dipped my bristles in the tube and brushed, that's when I asked her how the hell she was using it and found out what she had been doing.
Posted by Redbone
between St. Amant and Port Vincent
Member since Sep 2012
20738 posts
Posted on 7/17/20 at 8:50 pm to
I just ordered them to go take showers ..... oh, I didn't know you meant my pecker & sack.
Posted by tigergirl10
Member since Jul 2019
10765 posts
Posted on 7/17/20 at 9:00 pm to
quote:

Care to chime in with your response?
Obviously, I’m a woman so reading these responses is very informative and interesting. Nothing I appreciate more than a naked man who smells great.
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
47793 posts
Posted on 7/17/20 at 9:12 pm to
I don't clean my Privates, but I give the General some Corporal punishment.
Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
198187 posts
Posted on 7/17/20 at 9:13 pm to
quote:

Obviously, I’m a woman
based upon our answers who's the hottest hunk?
Posted by madamsquirrel
The big somewhere out there
Member since Jul 2009
56608 posts
Posted on 7/17/20 at 9:16 pm to
I am a woman and the correct answer is E and you get a new washcloth every time you heathens
Posted by tigerstripedjacket
This side of the wall
Member since Sep 2011
3147 posts
Posted on 7/17/20 at 9:26 pm to
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I absolutely abuse hotel washcloths since they don’t have good toilet paper or my wet wipes after I deuce. Always wonder who the next guy using that turf stained rag is.


You are the next guy dumb arse. They don’t break out new rags for you and then make everyone else use it later.
Posted by tigerstripedjacket
This side of the wall
Member since Sep 2011
3147 posts
Posted on 7/17/20 at 9:29 pm to
quote:

Obviously, I’m a woman so reading these responses is very informative and interesting. Nothing I appreciate more than a naked man who smells great.



Pics to prove you aren’t really a man?
Posted by Mud_Till_May
Member since Aug 2014
9685 posts
Posted on 7/17/20 at 9:33 pm to
I like to take my finger and run it between my ball sack and leg. I then sniff it to see if I can go another day or not. I also like to take my old underwear and clean the poop out of my but that I missed with the toilet paper. I then smell my underwear to see if it stinks. If it’s been a few days and I know that I stink but I’m running late to work, I’ll take a wet wash cloth and clean up to get me through the day.

At the end of the day, if I can smell my own sweat, I will then get in the shower and clean with water only. Using soap takes too long plus I’m just going to get it dirty when I poop again.
Posted by Tempratt
Member since Oct 2013
15343 posts
Posted on 7/17/20 at 9:35 pm to
E

Also E following a dump.
Posted by lsucoonass
shreveport and east texas
Member since Nov 2003
70144 posts
Posted on 7/17/20 at 9:35 pm to
Awesome to hear
Posted by TomBuchanan
East Egg, Long Island
Member since Jul 2019
6269 posts
Posted on 7/17/20 at 9:38 pm to
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This post was edited on 8/23/21 at 11:01 am
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