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Mother in Law passed yesterday afternoon....EVERY Priest in Baton Rouge is at a retreat..

Posted on 1/14/19 at 10:05 am
Posted by Tigahs24Seven
Communist USA
Member since Nov 2007
12105 posts
Posted on 1/14/19 at 10:05 am
....all week learning to deal with Special Needs Children....are you kidding me? They are putting funerals off until next week. Every Priest??????? Nobody for Last Rights, Funerals, anything? Come on Catholic Church, how does this even make sense. The whole family is hurting and now you go..."hang on a week or more and we will get to you when we get to you". Pure Insanity.
Here is a fricking clue...teach half the group one week, and the other half the next, you heartless morons.
Posted by CunningLinguist
Dallas, TX
Member since Mar 2006
18762 posts
Posted on 1/14/19 at 10:07 am to
Go Protestant as god intended
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
98128 posts
Posted on 1/14/19 at 10:07 am to
That's bizarre.
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
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Posted on 1/14/19 at 10:07 am to
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EVERY Priest in Baton Rouge is at a retreat..
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learning to deal with Special Needs Children

There are some good jokes there, but I'm not gonna get banned
Posted by TDsngumbo
Alpha Silverfox
Member since Oct 2011
41536 posts
Posted on 1/14/19 at 10:07 am to
1. Go online
2. Get ordained for free
3. Perform funeral yourself


Offering prayers for you, your children, and your wife.
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
62725 posts
Posted on 1/14/19 at 10:09 am to
It's a business, dude. All priests probably need some serious training around children.
Posted by Tigahs24Seven
Communist USA
Member since Nov 2007
12105 posts
Posted on 1/14/19 at 10:09 am to
Funny thing is I am ordained and just did a marriage for another family member, but she was one of those super-Catholics that went to church every day and there is no way she is leaving this Earth without a Catholic Priest doing mass.
Posted by TDsngumbo
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Member since Oct 2011
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Posted on 1/14/19 at 10:10 am to
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There are some good jokes there, but I'm not gonna get banned

Quick! Someone get OweO in here and convince him to make a joke!
Posted by Tigahs24Seven
Communist USA
Member since Nov 2007
12105 posts
Posted on 1/14/19 at 10:10 am to
Well, let's hope the business of training cops, firemen and surgeons doesn't train their folks the same way.
Posted by Btrtigerfan
Disgruntled employee
Member since Dec 2007
21363 posts
Posted on 1/14/19 at 10:10 am to
Had this happen before. Contact the funeral director and they will find one. There are a lot of retired priests in the area that can fill in.

ETA, sorry for your loss.
This post was edited on 1/14/19 at 10:11 am
Posted by Ed Osteen
Member since Oct 2007
57445 posts
Posted on 1/14/19 at 10:11 am to
sorry we didn't all plan our lives around your mother
Posted by Tigahs24Seven
Communist USA
Member since Nov 2007
12105 posts
Posted on 1/14/19 at 10:12 am to
Trust me...I will bet this retreat has more to do with all the Priests announced as pedophiles in Thibodaux last week, and some emergency training around that, than it does any "Special Needs Children". Already crossed my mind when trying to justify this.
Posted by TOSOV
Member since Jan 2016
8922 posts
Posted on 1/14/19 at 10:13 am to
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Funny thing is I am ordained and just did a marriage for another family member, but she was one of those super-Catholics that went to church every day and there is no way she is leaving this Earth without a Catholic Priest doing mass.


Put her on ice then until they are back.

It is odd though that they wouldnt prep by asking other locations to help out. Or that her priest wouldnt come back for her. Whomever set this up for the priests didnt think this thru.

Maybe tell them her death donation is on hold, and goes down by the day.
Posted by Tigahs24Seven
Communist USA
Member since Nov 2007
12105 posts
Posted on 1/14/19 at 10:13 am to
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sorry we didn't all plan our lives around your mother


No, but she sure planned her daily life and money giving around them... you heartless a-hole. Good luck with that karma Ed.
Posted by Tigahs24Seven
Communist USA
Member since Nov 2007
12105 posts
Posted on 1/14/19 at 10:15 am to
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Put her on ice then until they are back.


Already on ice. Thanks.
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
136793 posts
Posted on 1/14/19 at 10:15 am to
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Tigahs24Seven
this MFer needs Jesus
Posted by Derrick From Texas
Sacramento
Member since Aug 2016
357 posts
Posted on 1/14/19 at 10:16 am to
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there is no way she is leaving this Earth without a Catholic Priest doing mass.


wait a minute...she's dead, right? she will never know...christ, you people are funny.

just tell her you are filling in bc all the priests are with young boys at the moment. if she is a serious catholic, she will understand.
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
134843 posts
Posted on 1/14/19 at 10:16 am to
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sorry we didn't all plan our lives around your mother


Posted by Displaced
Member since Dec 2011
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Posted on 1/14/19 at 10:17 am to
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Good luck with that karma Ed.

Wait, are you Catholic or Hindu?
Posted by Tigahs24Seven
Communist USA
Member since Nov 2007
12105 posts
Posted on 1/14/19 at 10:17 am to
Recovering Catholic.
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