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Most messed up thing you’ve seen in Walmart
Posted on 5/3/26 at 10:27 pm
Posted on 5/3/26 at 10:27 pm
Disclaimer; I loathe having to go to Walmart
After church today Mrs. Vader and I had to stop by the local Wamart and pick up a couple of things. While going down one of the main isles, we got stuck behind this couple. Mom was pushing the buggy, dad was walking beside her on the left, one crumb snatcher (looked about 4-5 years old) was sitting in the buggy, and to her right (and I shite you not) was their other crumb snatcher, who looked about 1-2 years old, CRAWLING ON ALL FOURS ON THE NASTY WALMART FLOOR!! They had the entire isle blocked and were moving at the speed of a crawling toddler. What kind of parent lets their child crawl on the floor at a store?!? What in the actual frick is wrong with people nowadays?
Lesson learned, next time I need shampoo and aluminum foil, don’t bother with Walmart.
After church today Mrs. Vader and I had to stop by the local Wamart and pick up a couple of things. While going down one of the main isles, we got stuck behind this couple. Mom was pushing the buggy, dad was walking beside her on the left, one crumb snatcher (looked about 4-5 years old) was sitting in the buggy, and to her right (and I shite you not) was their other crumb snatcher, who looked about 1-2 years old, CRAWLING ON ALL FOURS ON THE NASTY WALMART FLOOR!! They had the entire isle blocked and were moving at the speed of a crawling toddler. What kind of parent lets their child crawl on the floor at a store?!? What in the actual frick is wrong with people nowadays?
Lesson learned, next time I need shampoo and aluminum foil, don’t bother with Walmart.
This post was edited on 5/3/26 at 10:43 pm
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Posted on 5/3/26 at 10:32 pm to Darth_Vader
I saw a bicycle fall on a guy. It was on display on the top rack. He got laid out.
Posted on 5/3/26 at 10:34 pm to Darth_Vader
I went yesterday morning and there was shite on the floor. I thought it had to have been a dog but I don’t think it was.
Posted on 5/3/26 at 10:35 pm to biglego
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I saw a bicycle fall on a guy. It was on display on the top rack. He got laid out.
Be honest, you laughed didn’t you?
Posted on 5/3/26 at 10:36 pm to Darth_Vader
Mine also involves the floor of wal mart. One day I rounded a corner to find a black and tan coonhound hunched up and taking a shite right on the floor in the middle of an aisle. He left a massive pile of steaming 2” diameter turds right there in the middle of the aisle…owner nowhere to be found.
I just left a whole shopping cart of groceries right there and just walked out.
I just left a whole shopping cart of groceries right there and just walked out.
This post was edited on 5/3/26 at 10:51 pm
Posted on 5/3/26 at 10:51 pm to Darth_Vader
I got crushed on the ground with a half full cart when I was about 9. That's been awhile though.
Posted on 5/3/26 at 10:57 pm to Darth_Vader
Posted on 5/3/26 at 10:57 pm to Darth_Vader
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While going down one of the main isles, we got stuck behind this couple.
You never thought to turn around and pass them up on the next aisle? I go to Walmart and I hate it but I'm not going to bitch about others traveling at a snails pace in a huge building. That's the highlight of their life and if they want to build the baby's immune system by letting it crawl, I don't give a frick.
You bitch just to bitch. I go in and get what I need and I'm out. You'll never see me spend a half hour in there. Literally 5 minutes. My gf is impressed by my shopping.
PS. Quit your bitching and live life. You should have got on all 4s and crawled like that baby. Maybe you were the one missing perspective.
Posted on 5/3/26 at 11:20 pm to Darth_Vader
You lead with this...
but then you say...
And then you close with:
I don't know where you live, but I would be willing to bet there are at least half a dozen other places where you could have purchased shampoo and aluminum foil?
You didn't HAVE to go to Walmart! You could've avoided it. You choose to go there and "pick up a couple of things."
What in the actual frick is wrong with you?
quote:
Disclaimer; I loathe having to go to Walmart
but then you say...
quote:
had to stop by the local Wamart and pick up a couple of things
And then you close with:
quote:
next time I need shampoo and aluminum foil
I don't know where you live, but I would be willing to bet there are at least half a dozen other places where you could have purchased shampoo and aluminum foil?
You didn't HAVE to go to Walmart! You could've avoided it. You choose to go there and "pick up a couple of things."
What in the actual frick is wrong with you?
This post was edited on 5/3/26 at 11:23 pm
Posted on 5/3/26 at 11:32 pm to Darth_Vader
Not Walmart, but was at a fast casual place once and a mom was feeding her young child spaghetti straight off the table, no plate or anything.
Posted on 5/3/26 at 11:35 pm to Darth_Vader
Vidor Texas, everyone I encountered had a limp, gimp or some sort of physical impairment. Weird, strange and sad.
Posted on 5/3/26 at 11:39 pm to Darth_Vader
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Most messed up thing you’ve seen in Walmart
I offered to drive my mom there because she wanted to pick up some things for Easter. Our cashier was a fat dude with a neckbeard, pink longish hair, septum ring, and his name tag said "Faith".
When we got back to the car, Mom laughed and asked if it was supposed to be a girl or boy. I said probably neither, and we left it at that.
Posted on 5/4/26 at 12:11 am to Darth_Vader
Lady in one of those seated scooters with a monkey on her shoulder. Passed me on aisle and told me not to pet her monkey.
I waited for the LSD to wear off but realized I don’t do drugs. This was real life…in Walmart! Smoky Mtns.
I waited for the LSD to wear off but realized I don’t do drugs. This was real life…in Walmart! Smoky Mtns.
Posted on 5/4/26 at 1:30 am to Darth_Vader
It's pretty messed up in 2026 they don't have fricking tap at checkout
Posted on 5/4/26 at 1:35 am to Darth_Vader
Fat bytches ugly bulldog took a big sh!t at the self checkout. Piece of garbage person
Posted on 5/4/26 at 3:11 am to sqerty
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It's pretty messed up in 2026 they don't have fricking tap at checkout
I heard walmart doesn't want to pay extra for that feature.
Posted on 5/4/26 at 5:26 am to Darth_Vader
About 3 weeks ago, as I was about to leave WallyWorld, I watched an older gentlemen (70ish) diving a fairly brand new Chevy Silverado slam into a parking lot stop sign. The ones that are reinforced with concrete at the bottom half. Ol' boy throws in reverse and goes park. Gets out and looks at the damage for about 1 second. Then walks into store. Like it was no big deal. He thoroughly screwed up his front bumper and grille. At the minimum. There were no other moving vehicles or pedestrians in that area at the time. I thought to myself, how the hell does this happen? Are you drunk at 9:00am?Texting? What the hell?
Posted on 5/4/26 at 5:43 am to Darth_Vader
These are the reasons I haven’t been to a WalMart in years. Might break the streak this week.
Posted on 5/4/26 at 5:43 am to LSUBartman
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I heard walmart doesn't want to pay extra for that feature.
Correct but you can use your WalMart/Sam's Cub CC through the kiosk.
Wal-Mart is tolerable up until about 9:45a in my area and perfectly fine any time of day north of Hwy. 29 in Wisconsin.
This post was edited on 5/4/26 at 5:46 am
Posted on 5/4/26 at 5:53 am to saintsfan1977
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You never thought to turn around and pass them up on the next aisle? I go to Walmart and I hate it but I'm not going to bitch about others traveling at a snails pace in a huge building. That's the highlight of their life and if they want to build the baby's immune system by letting it crawl, I don't give a frick.
You bitch just to bitch. I go in and get what I need and I'm out. You'll never see me spend a half hour in there. Literally 5 minutes. My gf is impressed by my shopping.
PS. Quit your bitching and live life. You should have got on all 4s and crawled like that baby. Maybe you were the one missing perspective.
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