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re: Morning Wake Up Rituals?
Posted on 11/9/18 at 6:57 am to RoleTideFan80
Posted on 11/9/18 at 6:57 am to RoleTideFan80
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I also like reading the morning paper and unlike my neighbor who reaches down with only a bath towel so the whole neighborhood can see his jewels, I like reading the sports section.
Wtf does this mean?
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Posted on 11/9/18 at 7:01 am to RoleTideFan80
quote:
RoleTideFan80
This alter is so fricking lame. Do something with it. Come up with a schtick.
Don’t just suck all the time, you stupid a-hole.
Posted on 11/9/18 at 7:08 am to celltech1981
quote:
Cinnamon Toast Crunch congrats on being obese
Our CEO is probably more fit than you and he’s 65 and eats a bowl every morning
Posted on 11/9/18 at 7:25 am to RoleTideFan80
In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.
Posted on 11/9/18 at 7:25 am to RoleTideFan80
Open my eyes. Do that every morning so far.
Posted on 11/9/18 at 7:37 am to JPLIII
Piss followed by glass of OJ, cup of coffee with a protein bar. Make kid a eggo waffle get them on the bus, Walk the dog for abour a mile. Make another coffee, read TD listen to Fox News. When dine with coffee take dump, go to Gym swim about a mile for 45 min or lift weights and do cardio depends on day of week, Do whatever the rest of the day,
Posted on 11/9/18 at 7:38 am to southernelite
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Our CEO is probably more fit than you and he’s 65 and eats a bowl every morning
tell him congrats on the diabetes
Posted on 11/9/18 at 7:43 am to celltech1981
I can assure you he doesn’t have diabetes. The man is a machine, Cinnamon Toast Crunch is just his guilty pleasure. That’s likely the only sugar he consumes in a day.
Posted on 11/9/18 at 7:56 am to RoleTideFan80
Admire morning wood, put it in one of wife's orifices, go back to sleep
Posted on 11/9/18 at 8:24 am to RoleTideFan80
Feed the cats, give the dogs hugs and milk bones, make coffee, read the news.
Posted on 11/9/18 at 8:59 am to RoleTideFan80
Turns the lights on and stare at myself in the mirror as I flex my right bicep as I recite over and over again, in Italian, today is a great day to be alive.
Posted on 11/9/18 at 9:00 am to RoleTideFan80
Smoke the preloaded bowl next to my bed. Roll out, shower.
Bacon.
Bacon.
Posted on 11/9/18 at 9:05 am to MrSmith65
Take the dog outside, wake up the kids and fix them breakfast. Send my wife off to work and take my son to daycare. Start some laundry. Walk my daughter to school. Then I log in and start working from home.
Posted on 11/9/18 at 9:16 am to southernelite
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southernelite
Someone enjoys blowing his boss
Posted on 11/9/18 at 9:37 am to RoleTideFan80
Alarm goes off. Hit snooze. Sleep 5 more minutes. Do this three times. On the fourth, wake up and check texts/emails/the OT. Get up and start the day.
Posted on 11/9/18 at 9:50 am to RoleTideFan80
Dang, most of you folks get up WAY early: 3:35, 4:30, 5:00.
To hell with that.
-- Wife kisses me goodbye and tells me she loves me when she leaves about 7:50, which essentially wakes me up (most of the time).
-- Never roll out of bed until 8:00 or after.
-- Shite, shower, shave, brush teeth. Get dressed.
-- Grab a diet coke and protein bar before heading out the door.
-- Work is only 5-8 minutes away. In by about 8:45.
To hell with that.
-- Wife kisses me goodbye and tells me she loves me when she leaves about 7:50, which essentially wakes me up (most of the time).
-- Never roll out of bed until 8:00 or after.
-- Shite, shower, shave, brush teeth. Get dressed.
-- Grab a diet coke and protein bar before heading out the door.
-- Work is only 5-8 minutes away. In by about 8:45.
Posted on 11/9/18 at 10:00 am to RoleTideFan80
shite, Shower, Shave
Posted on 11/9/18 at 10:25 am to RoleTideFan80
1- Wake Up, look at clock, sigh vulgarities
2- Try to wake up wife for sex
3- Get out of bed when she grunts no
4- Take a leak
5- Let dogs out
6- Brush Teeth/Deodorant
7- Grab something to eat
8- Grab workout bag and lunch
9- Kiss wife goodbye
10- Out the door to work
11- I poop on company time
2- Try to wake up wife for sex
3- Get out of bed when she grunts no
4- Take a leak
5- Let dogs out
6- Brush Teeth/Deodorant
7- Grab something to eat
8- Grab workout bag and lunch
9- Kiss wife goodbye
10- Out the door to work
11- I poop on company time
This post was edited on 11/9/18 at 10:30 am
Posted on 11/9/18 at 11:13 am to PrimeTime Money
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woke up this morning dick rock hard
Had to piss so bad, that shite made me say Good Lord!
Mystical was underated
Alarm at 550am and proceed to snuggle the special woman.. if im well rested ill try for some booty
Shower
Get dressed and start up golf clash to see what chest opened
Make coffee and wake kids at 620
Make breakfast/snacks for kids and eat a bagel typically
Get kids to bus by 710am
Leave for the office by 715 with 2nd coffee
Posted on 11/9/18 at 11:24 am to RoleTideFan80
foam roller on my lower back, and 20ish pushups to get blood moving.
seems easy, and it is, but really helps wake me up
seems easy, and it is, but really helps wake me up
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