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re: Morgue employee accidentally creamated while taking a nap

Posted on 6/11/17 at 10:11 am to
Posted by Scooba
Member since Jun 2013
19999 posts
Posted on 6/11/17 at 10:11 am to
Definitely Probably
Posted by monsterballads
Make LSU Great Again
Member since Jun 2013
29267 posts
Posted on 6/11/17 at 10:11 am to
literally fake news
Posted by KyleOrtonsMustache
Krystal Baller
Member since Jan 2008
4956 posts
Posted on 6/11/17 at 10:12 am to
It's real to me damnit.
Posted by Gorilla Ball
Member since Feb 2006
11773 posts
Posted on 6/11/17 at 10:15 am to
I'm not sure if I believe this - I'm sure creamating a fully clothed person would raise red flags. When my MIL was creamated my wife wanted to say her goodbyes- the body was extremely cold to the touch and wrapped in heavy towels etc.
Posted by Sampson
Chicago
Member since Mar 2012
24568 posts
Posted on 6/11/17 at 10:19 am to
Posted by Honky Lips
Member since Dec 2015
2828 posts
Posted on 6/11/17 at 10:20 am to
quote:

Look at how many people just ran with this.

This is how you have hordes of people who believe the shite that comes out of politician's mouths.


This should be screamed from the rooftops
Posted by Dont_Call_Me_RAY
Member since Feb 2017
1439 posts
Posted on 6/11/17 at 10:26 am to
Sleeping on the job will get you.....fired
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 6/11/17 at 10:41 am to
You could say he got... fired... for sleeping on the job.



EDIT: GODDAMNIT, RAY!
This post was edited on 6/11/17 at 10:42 am
Posted by Dont_Call_Me_RAY
Member since Feb 2017
1439 posts
Posted on 6/11/17 at 10:50 am to
quote:

EDIT: GODDAMNIT, RAY!

Finally IN b4!
Posted by cattus
Member since Jan 2009
13462 posts
Posted on 6/11/17 at 11:40 am to
total bs but this man hater looks totally capable of this
Posted by beerJeep
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2016
35116 posts
Posted on 6/11/17 at 11:43 am to
quote:

says she heard him scream for about 15 seconds after the crematory was activated.


Jew must be kidding me. No shite he screamed
Posted by rondo
Worst. Poster. Evar.
Member since Jan 2004
77414 posts
Posted on 6/11/17 at 12:00 pm to
Wonder if it will be an open casket funeral
Posted by Pechon
unperson
Member since Oct 2011
7748 posts
Posted on 6/11/17 at 12:07 pm to
No shite, two pages in and people are chiming in thinking this shite is real.

I mean if you scroll to the bottom of the website you see this:

quote:

World News Daily Report assumes all responsibility for the satirical nature of its articles and for the fictional nature of their content. All characters appearing in the articles in this website – even those based on real people – are entirely fictional and any resemblance between them and any person, living, dead or undead, is purely a miracle.
Posted by GeeOH
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2013
13376 posts
Posted on 6/11/17 at 12:11 pm to
If you believed this, even for a second, you're on dumb mother fricker.
Posted by GarmischTiger
Humboldt County
Member since Mar 2007
6611 posts
Posted on 6/11/17 at 12:15 pm to
Grammatical errors in the copy are a huge red flag.
Posted by trom83
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Oct 2013
4724 posts
Posted on 6/11/17 at 12:23 pm to
Posted by Twenty 49
Shreveport
Member since Jun 2014
18804 posts
Posted on 6/11/17 at 1:03 pm to
Other headlines on the site (that some on here would apparently accept as true) include "Woman arrested for training squirrels to attack her ex-boyfriend" and "Tornado Carries Mobile Home 130 Miles, Family inside Unharmed".

My favorite is "Paternity test proves Mormon man is not the father of his 26 children".
Posted by bakersman
Shreveport
Member since Apr 2011
5718 posts
Posted on 6/11/17 at 1:49 pm to
Man I really want to light peoples asses up when they fall asleep at work.
Posted by tidalmouse
Whatsamotta U.
Member since Jan 2009
30706 posts
Posted on 6/11/17 at 2:36 pm to
The page that you linked has some wild stories.

quote:

Man transported to hospital after getting squirrel stuck in his rectum



Posted by thewarmth
Bali
Member since May 2010
1891 posts
Posted on 6/11/17 at 2:37 pm to
Sounds hot
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