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re: Morgan County Jail just got themselves a looker

Posted on 3/15/25 at 12:59 pm to
Posted by FutureMikeVIII
Houston
Member since Sep 2011
1757 posts
Posted on 3/15/25 at 12:59 pm to
quote:

I bet your girl has Botox lips two inches thick


I’m the only thing 2 inches thick near her mouth
Posted by RTM4
Pflugerville
Member since Apr 2018
2367 posts
Posted on 3/15/25 at 1:00 pm to
Meh. Average and has no jaw.

Would only hook up with her once or twice.
Posted by GetmorewithLes
UK Basketball Fan
Member since Jan 2011
22902 posts
Posted on 3/15/25 at 1:02 pm to
quote:

Wood


From looking at that Instagram I dont think any of us here could handle this one...

I was unable to discern what sorority she used to be in...
Posted by Spankum
The Sip
Member since Jan 2007
62151 posts
Posted on 3/15/25 at 1:39 pm to
The real question is…..what was she driving and how fasr\T was she going?
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122093 posts
Posted on 3/15/25 at 1:41 pm to
What cop arrest a hot girl for speeding in excess of max limits?
Posted by wartiger2004
9X National Champions WDE RIP CK
Member since Aug 2011
20192 posts
Posted on 3/15/25 at 1:44 pm to
quote:

mmmmmbeeer


Meh agreed she’s not creampie worthy
Posted by nealnan8
Atlanta
Member since Oct 2016
4682 posts
Posted on 3/15/25 at 1:53 pm to
In related news, her lawyer complained to the judge that his client said that the breathometer that she was asked to use looked "weird" and felt "kind of fleshy in her mouth".
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
131487 posts
Posted on 3/15/25 at 2:02 pm to
quote:

I can imagine this baw wanted to bring her in to show her off.


Like he shot a nice buck or something
Posted by Northshoretiger87
Member since Apr 2016
4954 posts
Posted on 3/15/25 at 2:07 pm to
Are we sure it was speeding violation or just being unable to see straight? She sure does turn her head a lot in the photographs on Instagram?
Posted by SlowFlowPro
With populists, expect populism
Member since Jan 2004
476310 posts
Posted on 3/15/25 at 2:12 pm to
Did you get my EM or did I send it to the wrong Cosmo?
Posted by 225Tyga
Member since Oct 2013
19706 posts
Posted on 3/15/25 at 2:14 pm to
wtf is a piece of arse like that doing in Morgan city
Posted by notiger1997
Metairie
Member since May 2009
61722 posts
Posted on 3/15/25 at 2:17 pm to
quote:

breathometer


Never heard of one of these
Posted by SallysHuman
Lady Palmetto Bug
Member since Jan 2025
21549 posts
Posted on 3/15/25 at 2:19 pm to
quote:

quote:Why did she get booked for speeding?


quote:

she was probably driving too fast


Posted by lsuwins3
Member since Nov 2008
1938 posts
Posted on 3/15/25 at 2:21 pm to
Said Morgan County in the post
Posted by biglego
San Francisco
Member since Nov 2007
84631 posts
Posted on 3/15/25 at 2:21 pm to
I’d eat her arse which is the highest compliment I can give
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
131487 posts
Posted on 3/15/25 at 2:24 pm to
I didnt check my mail after i responded “yes”
Posted by LSUGrad9295
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2007
37857 posts
Posted on 3/15/25 at 2:26 pm to
Where were these criminals when I was in jail in Morgan County?
Posted by I20goon
about 7mi down a dirt road
Member since Aug 2013
19829 posts
Posted on 3/15/25 at 2:40 pm to
I initially read this as Morgan City Jail just got themselves a looker

and was about to call OP a liar because that is impossible.

Question: isn't "speeding in excess of maximum limits" redundant? Exceeding the maximum allowable IS the definition of speeding is it not?

I say 5.8 rating. I gave her an extra 0.4 because that type of crazy eyes screams "I do butt stuff"
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
92094 posts
Posted on 3/15/25 at 2:44 pm to
quote:

She sure does turn her head a lot in the photographs on Instagram?


first thing I noticed, wtf is that all about?
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
29515 posts
Posted on 3/15/25 at 2:48 pm to
I’ll bail her out if she can make a sandwich
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