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Monkey in "bullet-proof" vest found dead after bloody cartel shootout in Mexico

Posted on 6/20/22 at 12:49 pm
Posted by John88
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Posted on 6/20/22 at 12:49 pm
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Mexican narcos' fascination with exotic animals was on display this week after a spider monkey dressed up as a drug gang mascot was killed in a shootout, a 450-pound tiger wandered the streets in the Pacific coast state of Nayarit, and a man died after trying to pet a captive tiger in a cartel-dominated area of western Michoacan state.

Like scenes out of a narco television series, exotic animals have been long been part of the Mexican criminal underworld.

Photos from the scene of a shootout Tuesday in Texcaltitlan with police in which 11 drug gang members died, showed a small monkey - dressed in a tiny camouflage jacket and a tiny "bullet-proof" vest - sprawled across the body of a dead gunman who was apparently his owner.


Authorities in the State of Mexico confirmed the authenticity of the photos, and said it was unclear whether the monkey - which was also wearing a diaper - died in the hail of bullets that killed his owner.

"A primate was killed at the scene, which was presumably owned by a criminal who was also killed at the scene," state prosecutors said in a statement, adding "an autopsy will be carried out on the animal by a veterinarian specialized in the species" and animal-trafficking charges would be considered against the suspects who survived the shootout.

Then on Wednesday, the Attorney General for Environmental Protection said it had seized a tiger in Tecuala, in the Pacific coast state of Nayarit, near the border with Sinaloa, which is home to the cartel of the same name.

The office said it acted "after receiving reports about a Bengal tiger that was wandering the streets of Tecuala," and found that the animal was being illegally kept there.

Those reports were based on a video posted on social media earlier this week, showing a young woman shrieking as she came across the tiger on the street in a residential neighborhood. "Be quiet, it might come close," a woman can be heard saying on the video.

Authorities said the tiger's claws and fangs had been removed, and a man can be seen later in the video casually tossing a rope over the tiger's neck and leading him away.

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Posted by Shexter
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Posted on 6/20/22 at 12:50 pm to
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The monkey has absolutely railed a tiny line of coke while everyone cheered.




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Finally got Johnny Chimpo

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Furious George didn't stand a chance

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First rule of guerrilla warfare…kill the the monkey.




Monkey AK47 Africa

This post was edited on 6/20/22 at 1:32 pm
Posted by Breauxsif
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Posted on 6/20/22 at 12:51 pm to
This post was edited on 6/20/22 at 12:52 pm
Posted by Shexter
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Posted by SG_Geaux
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Posted on 6/20/22 at 12:51 pm to
I am not sure how exactly, but I know that use of the word monkey makes this thread racist somehow.
Posted by GreenRockTiger
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Posted on 6/20/22 at 12:52 pm to
This doesn’t happen in Qatar
Posted by Stealth Matrix
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Posted on 6/20/22 at 1:16 pm to
Damn that's gangsta
Posted by StringedInstruments
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Posted on 6/20/22 at 1:26 pm to
Vince Gilligan’s got his work cut out for him with his next series. Cartels got armed monkeys in bullet proof camo nowadays.
Posted by Areddishfish
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Posted on 6/20/22 at 1:30 pm to


What does the "N" stand for?
Posted by teke184
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Posted on 6/20/22 at 1:32 pm to
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
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Posted on 6/20/22 at 1:34 pm to

I was trying to see if I knew anyone, but since they covered up their eyes - I can’t tell who they are
Posted by OKTiger83
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Posted on 6/20/22 at 1:40 pm to
He was only selling drugs to afford the cost of seminary
Posted by AbitaFan08
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Posted on 6/20/22 at 1:43 pm to
You’re with Harambe now. Rest in peace little friend.
Posted by wahoocs
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Posted on 6/20/22 at 1:43 pm to
Necrosed
Posted by Lawyered
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Posted on 6/20/22 at 1:44 pm to
In the arms… of… the angel…
Posted by Masterag
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Posted on 6/20/22 at 1:44 pm to
i feel more sympathy for the animals than the cartel members
Posted by Oates Mustache
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Posted on 6/20/22 at 1:45 pm to
Didn't we already do this? I remember a blurred out cooch pic.
Posted by Splackavellie
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Posted on 6/20/22 at 2:08 pm to
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Monkey in "bullet-proof" vest found dead after bloody cartel shootout in Mexico
Posted by SuperSaint
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Posted on 6/20/22 at 2:12 pm to
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I was trying to see if I knew anyone,

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I was trying to see if I knew anyone,
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Posted by Frank Black
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Posted on 6/20/22 at 2:14 pm to
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Monkey in "bullet-proof" vest found dead after bloody cartel shootout in Mexico
Now THAT'S a headline I did not expect to read today
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