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Missississippi River to corona: hold my beer
Posted on 3/30/20 at 7:56 pm
Posted on 3/30/20 at 7:56 pm
Crazy that any other year this would be a megathread of its own
...The Flood Warning Continues For The Following Rivers In Louisiana...
Mississippi River At Red River Landing Affecting East Baton Rouge...Pointe Coupee And West Feliciana Parishes Mississippi River At Baton Rouge Affecting East Baton Rouge And West Baton Rouge Parishes Mississippi River At Donaldsonville Affecting Ascension Parish Mississippi River At Reserve Affecting St. Charles...St. James And St. John The Baptist Parishes The Flood Warning Continues For The Mississippi River At Baton Rouge.
* Until Further Notice.
* At 7:00 Pm Monday The Stage Was 40.1 Feet.
* Major Flooding Is Occurring And Major Flooding Is Forecast.
* Flood Stage Is 35.0 Feet.
* Forecast...The River Will Continue Rising To Near 42.0 Feet By Friday April 10.
* Impact...At 40.0 Feet...The Grounds Of The Older Part Of Louisiana State University`S Campus Become Soggy. This Includes The Area Around The Veterinary Medicine Building, The Veterinary Medicine Annex, The Stadium And Ball Fields. The City Of Baton Rouge And The Main Lsu Campus Are Protected By Levees At This Level.
* Impact...At 38.0 Feet...River Traffic And Industrial Activity On The River Side Of The Levees Will Be Greatly Affected. Navigational Safety Regulations Will Be Strictly Enforced.
* Impact...At 36.0 Feet...River Traffic And Industrial Activity On The River Side Of The Levees Will Be Greatly Affected. Navigational Safety Regulations Will Be Strictly Enforced.
* Impact...At 35.0 Feet...River Islands From Red River Landing Downstream To Baton Rouge Will Be Inundated.
...The Flood Warning Continues For The Following Rivers In Louisiana...
Mississippi River At Red River Landing Affecting East Baton Rouge...Pointe Coupee And West Feliciana Parishes Mississippi River At Baton Rouge Affecting East Baton Rouge And West Baton Rouge Parishes Mississippi River At Donaldsonville Affecting Ascension Parish Mississippi River At Reserve Affecting St. Charles...St. James And St. John The Baptist Parishes The Flood Warning Continues For The Mississippi River At Baton Rouge.
* Until Further Notice.
* At 7:00 Pm Monday The Stage Was 40.1 Feet.
* Major Flooding Is Occurring And Major Flooding Is Forecast.
* Flood Stage Is 35.0 Feet.
* Forecast...The River Will Continue Rising To Near 42.0 Feet By Friday April 10.
* Impact...At 40.0 Feet...The Grounds Of The Older Part Of Louisiana State University`S Campus Become Soggy. This Includes The Area Around The Veterinary Medicine Building, The Veterinary Medicine Annex, The Stadium And Ball Fields. The City Of Baton Rouge And The Main Lsu Campus Are Protected By Levees At This Level.
* Impact...At 38.0 Feet...River Traffic And Industrial Activity On The River Side Of The Levees Will Be Greatly Affected. Navigational Safety Regulations Will Be Strictly Enforced.
* Impact...At 36.0 Feet...River Traffic And Industrial Activity On The River Side Of The Levees Will Be Greatly Affected. Navigational Safety Regulations Will Be Strictly Enforced.
* Impact...At 35.0 Feet...River Islands From Red River Landing Downstream To Baton Rouge Will Be Inundated.
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Posted on 3/30/20 at 7:58 pm to Jim Rockford
Arrest it!!! Doesn’t the river know that all aspects have to shut down!!?
Posted on 3/30/20 at 7:59 pm to Jim Rockford
This thing is slipping up on South Louisiana.
Posted on 3/30/20 at 8:06 pm to Jim Rockford
If we’re lucky NOLA will break loose and be shite out the mouth of tha riva.
Posted on 3/30/20 at 8:08 pm to White Bear
frick it, let's really get shite kicking. Time for ORCS to give in.
Posted on 3/30/20 at 8:09 pm to Jim Rockford
Meh
Posted on 3/30/20 at 8:09 pm to Jim Rockford
quote:
* Forecast...The River Will Continue Rising To Near 42.0 Feet By Friday April 10.
Meh, it’s been higher than 42 feet in 2008, 2011, 2016, 2018, and 2019. It got up to 45 feet in 2011.
Posted on 3/30/20 at 8:09 pm to GREENHEAD22
Then throw in a coronacane in late summer or early fall (hat tip to Boat for the term).
Posted on 3/30/20 at 8:11 pm to Jim Rockford
God is going to get rid of that Louisianan shithole one way or the other dammit
Posted on 3/30/20 at 8:12 pm to Bunk Moreland
i think we need to sacrifice a chicken or something at this point
Posted on 3/30/20 at 8:20 pm to geauxtigers87
quote:
i think we need to sacrifice a chicken
Can't blame the Almighty Chicken for this one.
Posted on 3/30/20 at 8:20 pm to geauxtigers87
quote:Not until I get a TD koozie
i think we need to sacrifice a chicken or something at this point
Posted on 3/30/20 at 8:23 pm to geauxtigers87
The Atchafalaya is going to eat the Mississippi eventually. Shorter and faster path to the Gulf. Old River Control Structure almost went in ‘73. When it does, Morgan City will become the new New Orleans, and New Orleans will become the new Galveston.
This post was edited on 3/30/20 at 8:28 pm
Posted on 3/30/20 at 8:24 pm to Jim Rockford
It will be back to normal by Passover.
Posted on 3/30/20 at 8:24 pm to geauxtigers87
quote:
i think we need to sacrifice a chicken or something at this point
Welp. Now you gotta pick a Sonic...
Posted on 3/30/20 at 8:28 pm to Jim Rockford
Meh, BR is running 1.09 million cfs. shite doesn't get real until 1.50 million cfs.
That said, can you imagine a scenario where Nola is going crazy from a pandemic and it's freshwater supply gets shutoff from ORCS failure? Talk about blood in the streets.
That said, can you imagine a scenario where Nola is going crazy from a pandemic and it's freshwater supply gets shutoff from ORCS failure? Talk about blood in the streets.
Posted on 3/30/20 at 8:30 pm to Jim Rockford
But what about crawfish prices?
My buddy sold his spillway crawfish at the dock for $1.00/lb today.
My buddy sold his spillway crawfish at the dock for $1.00/lb today.
Posted on 3/30/20 at 8:34 pm to RockChalkTiger
quote:
Morgan City will become the new New Orlean
Haha. Morgan City will cease to exist.
Posted on 3/30/20 at 8:34 pm to Jim Rockford
Shutdown the economy and stay in your home!!!!!!
Posted on 3/30/20 at 8:37 pm to Jim Rockford
Locusts, plagues, floods, fires, earthquakes. Is this the end of times?
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