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re: Missed jury duty today

Posted on 11/3/25 at 6:14 pm to
Posted by CleverUserName
Member since Oct 2016
16458 posts
Posted on 11/3/25 at 6:14 pm to
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I know how they handle it in Jefferson Parish. They fine you a nominal amount ($100 or so) and they will waive the fine if you agree to be called again in the near future.


100 bucks and you are out of jury duty? Sign me up for that
Posted by LouisianaLady
Member since Mar 2009
82789 posts
Posted on 11/3/25 at 6:17 pm to
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They fine you a nominal amount ($100 or so) and they will waive the fine if you agree to be called again in the near future.


Oh wow. I don’t need them to waive the fee. I’d happily pay $100 to not have to go at all.

Although I guess this would really make juries unreliable if everyone who could, did this.
Posted by Breesus
Unplug
Member since Jan 2010
69549 posts
Posted on 11/3/25 at 6:27 pm to
How can they prove the mail made it to your house? Just say you never got it
Posted by cgrand
HAMMOND
Member since Oct 2009
46910 posts
Posted on 11/3/25 at 6:29 pm to
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Bribe the judge and you should be fine
well it is the 19th. they have a bribe slot at the front window
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
154601 posts
Posted on 11/3/25 at 6:30 pm to
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I had jury duty last month and 2/3 were no shows. That's not an exagerration, I looked at the roll
I saw a jury selection once, about 20 years ago

White guys wearing torn, dirty t shirts trying to get out of duty

An old black man wearing what looked liked a suit from 1912. His best formal clothes?

But my favorite was the black guy wearing MC Hammer parachute pants, which he had kept in immaculate condition for 15+ years. His best formal clothes, I guess.
Posted by justjoe906
Member since Oct 2013
2270 posts
Posted on 11/3/25 at 6:31 pm to
How can you forget jury duty? It weighs on my mind all the time when I get selected.
Posted by TDTOM
Member since Jan 2021
24873 posts
Posted on 11/3/25 at 6:33 pm to
This is not good. I had a cousin that this happened to.
This post was edited on 11/3/25 at 6:34 pm
Posted by Dadren
Jawja
Member since Dec 2023
3155 posts
Posted on 11/3/25 at 6:35 pm to
Yes.

I called the court immediately. Lady I talked to was super-nice and rescheduled me a week before Christmas and said “that way you almost definitely won’t get called”

Sounded like few people called so I guess I saved her a nasty-gram.
Posted by forkedintheroad
Member since Feb 2025
1644 posts
Posted on 11/3/25 at 6:36 pm to
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Although I guess this would really make juries unreliable if everyone who could, did this.


As opposed to the highly reliable system in place now?
Posted by MMauler
Primary This RINO Traitor
Member since Jun 2013
23945 posts
Posted on 11/3/25 at 6:38 pm to
Posted by Funky Tide 8
Bayou Chico
Member since Feb 2009
56066 posts
Posted on 11/3/25 at 6:51 pm to
I got a summons last week to report next Monday for Jury selection. First time. I would love to get out of it but I reckon its my civil duty, and I feel like id be a good juror.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
133676 posts
Posted on 11/3/25 at 6:53 pm to
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Now you will be sent before a jury to await your fate



And then have to wait forever because the jury members forgot to show up
Posted by Spankum
Miss-sippi
Member since Jan 2007
60755 posts
Posted on 11/3/25 at 6:59 pm to
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How can you forget jury duty? It weighs on my mind all the time when I get selected



Same here…I could not possibly forget it.
Posted by Jesco
Houston
Member since May 2022
265 posts
Posted on 11/3/25 at 7:03 pm to
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Your lazy arse needs to GO UP THERE if you want them let u reschedule


Do NOT show up at a courthouse where you might have a bench warrant. Trust me.
This post was edited on 11/3/25 at 7:05 pm
Posted by L.A.
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Member since Aug 2003
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Posted on 11/3/25 at 7:05 pm to
Posted by W2NOMO
Member since Jul 2025
1767 posts
Posted on 11/3/25 at 7:07 pm to
Don’t worry, there are plenty of illegal immigrant US citizens ready to step up for the cause!
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
100868 posts
Posted on 11/3/25 at 7:28 pm to
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They fine you a nominal amount ($100 or so) and they will waive the fine if you agree to be called again in the near future.


I’d pay 100 dollars to not have to deal with it tbh

Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
100868 posts
Posted on 11/3/25 at 7:29 pm to
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How can they prove the mail made it to your house? Just say you never got it


These days the usps takes pictures of all your mail. My wife can see on her phone what mail is coming before it arrives in the box
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
100868 posts
Posted on 11/3/25 at 7:31 pm to
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got a summons last week to report next Monday for Jury selection. First time. I would love to get out of it but I reckon its my civil duty, and I feel like id be a good juror.


I’m actually on a jury summons this week but so far I’ve called and been told I don’t need to report. 2/5 days in the clear so far
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
70922 posts
Posted on 11/3/25 at 7:35 pm to
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This ever happened to anyone?


Yes. People who have gone to jail for missing jury duty.
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