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re: Miss America to end swimsuit competition

Posted on 6/5/18 at 8:39 am to
Posted by Tigertown in ATL
Georgia foothills
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Posted on 6/5/18 at 8:39 am to
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Next year's winner will be over 200 lbs.


I think the fatty from This is Us should be the new Miss America
Posted by Alt26
Member since Mar 2010
36178 posts
Posted on 6/5/18 at 8:45 am to
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When I first heard they were making major changes, I was for sure they were going to let transgenders in.


You can bet that's not far behind. This is just the first step. Pretty soon it's just going to be a "competition" of misfits.

I mean, did you ever think there would come a day where THIS was in the Sport's Illustrated swimsuit edition....



Posted by MF Doom
I'm only Joshin'
Member since Oct 2008
12040 posts
Posted on 6/5/18 at 8:45 am to
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expect quite a bit of rustled jimmies from people who haven't watched the thing in 10 years.


You definitely have a fat wife
Posted by upgrayedd
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Member since Mar 2013
139229 posts
Posted on 6/5/18 at 8:50 am to
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I think the fatty from This is Us should be the new Miss America



"And next we have Ms. North.....and Ms. South Dakota..."



Posted by lsu13lsu
Member since Jan 2008
11842 posts
Posted on 6/5/18 at 8:55 am to
Being healthy and fit is discriminatory against all the obese Americans.
Posted by classicgold
bfe
Member since Feb 2017
6860 posts
Posted on 6/5/18 at 9:02 am to
I'll set the Over/Under at 3 years until a Tranny finishes in the top 5
This post was edited on 6/5/18 at 9:03 am
Posted by Redbone
between St. Amant and Port Vincent
Member since Sep 2012
20738 posts
Posted on 6/5/18 at 9:02 am to
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The Miss America competition will no longer have a swimsuit portion of the program,
Could this possibly mean they are going to replace it with a NUDE portion?
quote:

shifting its focus from judging based on physical appearance
OH! My bad. Guess I'm not woke yet.

I think I'll go see what Larry Leo has for us today.
This post was edited on 6/5/18 at 9:12 am
Posted by El Magnifico
La casa de tu mamá
Member since Jan 2014
7017 posts
Posted on 6/5/18 at 9:11 am to
RIP Miss America. Next they'll have transgender mutants competing to see who has the biggest mental illness.
Posted by UGATiger26
Jacksonville, FL
Member since Dec 2009
9128 posts
Posted on 6/5/18 at 9:21 am to
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RIP Miss America. Next they'll have transgender mutants competing to see who has the biggest mental illness.


I see what you did there. I think...

Posted by Black n Gold
Member since Feb 2009
16021 posts
Posted on 6/5/18 at 9:40 am to
Pretty funny when you consider the fact that average, every-day American women wear skimpier and skimpier swimsuits on beaches and at pools.
Posted by udtiger
Over your left shoulder
Member since Nov 2006
117182 posts
Posted on 6/5/18 at 9:41 am to
Are

You

fricking

Kidding?

This is like the porn industry announcing it would go exclusively missionary, with condoms.
Posted by Mike da Tigah
Bravo Romeo Lima Alpha
Member since Feb 2005
61883 posts
Posted on 6/5/18 at 9:42 am to
Buh bye

Posted by Alt26
Member since Mar 2010
36178 posts
Posted on 6/5/18 at 9:47 am to
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This is like the porn industry announcing it would go exclusively missionary, with condoms.


NO, it would be like the porn industry announcing its movies will no longer feature sex or even nudity. At that point it is no longer "porn." The Miss America pageant is a beauty pageant that has announced physical "beauty" is no longer a criteria. So it has basically changed what it has always been.

That's fine. The organizers can certainly do whatever they want to do with it. But it is no longer what used to be. It is a completely new pageant with an old name
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
30483 posts
Posted on 6/5/18 at 9:49 am to
When are they going to start letting the queers try out ?
Posted by GeauxTigas22
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2018
150 posts
Posted on 6/5/18 at 9:53 am to
Look at the ankles on them girls
Posted by real turf fan
East Tennessee
Member since Dec 2016
12217 posts
Posted on 6/5/18 at 10:18 am to
Burqa's for all!
Posted by go_tigres
Member since Sep 2013
5494 posts
Posted on 6/5/18 at 10:28 am to
What a wise business decision. Right up there Hooters decision to go with the orange burkas vs. short shorts.
Posted by keakar
Member since Jan 2017
30152 posts
Posted on 6/5/18 at 10:49 am to
replaced by a muslim burqa competition i bet

winning answers to what they would change about the world will only be and end to capitalism and stopping the spread of american imperialism

well i figured it would die eventually from lack of anyone watching, but all this just ensures it will only last one or 2 more years
Posted by LSUFanHouston
NOLA
Member since Jul 2009
41677 posts
Posted on 6/5/18 at 10:50 am to
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until ratings,


Do people still watch this?
Posted by momentoftruth87
Your mom
Member since Oct 2013
86110 posts
Posted on 6/5/18 at 10:53 am to
If you are in charge of something like this, and make new rules like this, that is how you get fired. 97 years and they're going to shift focus.
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