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Millineal male takes days off work because of his "period"

Posted on 4/9/16 at 3:09 pm
Posted by Horsemeat
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Posted on 4/9/16 at 3:09 pm
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According to the BBC, Fellowes claims that he has been getting his period “without bleeding” for three years now. “He says he's so close to his best friend and flatmate Amber-May Ellis that he gets cramps when she comes on each month.” This pathetic excuse of a man says he has even taken sick days because of his “period.” That he doesn’t have.

"I do think men can have periods without bleeding," stated Fellowes. The student explained his theory about syncing up to his flatmate's uterus: "I think it's a psychological thing because we're so close, we feel the same emotions,” he said. "If you're hanging out with someone and you're really close, I think it's only natural your hormones would sync up.”

Continuing, Fellowes said that the period symptoms set in “like clockwork every month.” "I get pain in my lower abdomen and in the groin area. I get super moody, really erratic and angry with most of my friends,” he added.


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This world is fricked.

This post was edited on 4/9/16 at 3:10 pm
Posted by AbitaFan08
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Posted on 4/9/16 at 3:10 pm to


Wow.
Posted by stout
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Posted on 4/9/16 at 3:10 pm to
He posts here as Rebeloke
Posted by Bootyrich
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Posted on 4/9/16 at 3:11 pm to


ya well he looks like he has a vagina
Posted by Wally Sparks
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Posted on 4/9/16 at 3:13 pm to
El. Oh. El.
Posted by Darth_Vader
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Posted on 4/9/16 at 3:14 pm to
Sad part of it all... I'm not even surprised.
This post was edited on 4/9/16 at 3:15 pm
Posted by 225bred
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Posted on 4/9/16 at 3:15 pm to
What kind of employer would not fire this guy?
Posted by saint amant steve
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Posted on 4/9/16 at 3:15 pm to
Posted by PepaSpray
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Posted on 4/9/16 at 3:17 pm to
I've seen passive aggressive types have weeks where they lash out at everything.

It's kinda lame.
Posted by Tortious
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Posted on 4/9/16 at 3:18 pm to
shite like this makes me think we need a good old conventional world war to course correct this type of stuff.
Posted by NewIberiaHaircut
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Posted on 4/9/16 at 3:21 pm to
So he's a beta that hasn't tapped that arse yet.
Posted by SG_Geaux
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Posted on 4/9/16 at 3:23 pm to
Periods are definitely possible in men. Tangerine gets on his every time he sees a cop.
Posted by Chuker
St George, Louisiana
Member since Nov 2015
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Posted on 4/9/16 at 3:24 pm to
Wait, is this a real thing? Can I get time off too?


Feelin kinda crampy at the moment
Posted by GeauxColonels
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Posted on 4/9/16 at 3:27 pm to
I sooooooo fricking hate people.
Posted by Clames
Member since Oct 2010
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Posted on 4/9/16 at 3:28 pm to
What this guy needs.

Posted by LucasP
Member since Apr 2012
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Posted on 4/9/16 at 3:57 pm to
This is bullshite, real male periods make you bleed out your dick. And the cramps are fricking serious.
Posted by Restomod
Member since Mar 2012
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Posted on 4/9/16 at 4:02 pm to
Well he is a millineal ...
Posted by Salmon
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Posted on 4/9/16 at 4:04 pm to
Good for him

It's about time men start calling out the bullshite that is "PMS" and using the same excuses that women do

It's all about equality

Posted by meaux5
New York, NY
Member since Sep 2010
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Posted on 4/9/16 at 4:04 pm to
frick this gay earth
Posted by Old Sarge
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Member since Jan 2012
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Posted on 4/9/16 at 4:08 pm to
quote:

This world is fricked.
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