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re: Millennials Will Get Sick and Die Faster Than the Previous Generation

Posted on 11/6/19 at 7:48 pm to
Posted by JohnnyKilroy
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Member since Oct 2012
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Posted on 11/6/19 at 7:48 pm to
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Those didn’t exist for 80% of millennials who went through college.


Oh I'm aware. I'm just saying that you will be getting upvotes from people who bitch about the "mentally and emotionally weak" young people, while at the same time have at least 15 justifications as to why they demonstrate insane helicopter parent behavior on their own kids.
Posted by OldmanBeasley
Charlotte
Member since Jun 2014
11226 posts
Posted on 11/6/19 at 7:53 pm to
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Doubtful when you all live in said boomers basements

Kind of weird but I’ve always kind of wanted to live in a basement. I think it would suit me
Posted by Oilfieldbiology
Member since Nov 2016
42752 posts
Posted on 11/6/19 at 8:33 pm to
What are they defining as millennial?

ETA:
30-39

This is the first I’ve seen of this range
This post was edited on 11/6/19 at 8:40 pm
Posted by Oilfieldbiology
Member since Nov 2016
42752 posts
Posted on 11/6/19 at 8:39 pm to
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Eat like shite
Don’t exercise
Do nothing but play video games and watch tv
Die younger


Actually the report says physically millennials are healthier than X’ers at the same age. It’s just that our apparent mental and emotional health is so fricked up we still die sooner.

God my generation is weak as shite.



Also, since when are millennials considered to be 39 years old? I was born in 87 and I thought I was at beginning of time frame considered being a millennial.
Posted by Oilfieldbiology
Member since Nov 2016
42752 posts
Posted on 11/6/19 at 8:42 pm to
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They're fatter, they smoke more and they exercise less than Gen-X, that's for GD sure.


Did you even read the report or article about it (although it was tough as shite to get through)?

That’s not why
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
71834 posts
Posted on 11/6/19 at 8:43 pm to
The amount of propaganda coming out in this vein lately is truly fascinating. What does it mean? What are we being prepared for?

I'm living as long as Ricky Bobby, btw. So none of this doom and gloom shite pertains to me.
Posted by tketaco
Sunnyside, Houston
Member since Jan 2010
21810 posts
Posted on 11/6/19 at 8:44 pm to
AIDs is cured. Time to frick.
Posted by LSUBoo
Knoxville, TN
Member since Mar 2006
104456 posts
Posted on 11/6/19 at 8:45 pm to
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Millennials Will Get Sick and Die Faster Than the Previous Generation


Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
172004 posts
Posted on 11/6/19 at 8:45 pm to
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Cause they are all huge pusses


Posted by one of the biggest snowflakes on this website.
Posted by cas4t
Member since Jan 2010
72195 posts
Posted on 11/6/19 at 8:46 pm to
I’m a milly null and I’ll kick every boomers arse on this board

I do CrossFit, old men

Get wrecked
Posted by JohnnyKilroy
Cajun Navy Vice Admiral
Member since Oct 2012
41893 posts
Posted on 11/6/19 at 8:47 pm to
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Also, since when are millennials considered to be 39 years old? I was born in 87 and I thought I was at beginning of time frame considered being a millennial.


1980 is a little bit of a stretch, but it’s always been early/early-mid 80s.
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 11/6/19 at 8:48 pm to
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The amount of propaganda coming out in this vein lately is truly fascinating. What does it mean? What are we being prepared for?

Who do you think Soylent Green is going to be made of?

PROTIP: It's not gonna be the people with the money to pay for Soylent Green.
Posted by gthog61
Irving, TX
Member since Nov 2009
71001 posts
Posted on 11/6/19 at 8:48 pm to
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I do CrossFit, old men

Get wrecked



I work out at a gun range. Come on.
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 11/6/19 at 8:49 pm to
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I do CrossFit, old men

Get wrecked

This is, hands down, the funniest thing I've read here today.

Also, someone said "crossfit"

This post was edited on 11/6/19 at 9:29 pm
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
172004 posts
Posted on 11/6/19 at 8:50 pm to
81-96 pretty much.

Boomers here are hilarious though. Yesterday vice was liberal propaganda trying to normalize pedophilia and today it's preaching the gospel of millennial suckage.
This post was edited on 11/6/19 at 8:56 pm
Posted by cas4t
Member since Jan 2010
72195 posts
Posted on 11/6/19 at 8:51 pm to
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I work out at a gun range. Come on.


Same, fgt

Plus I could choke your old arse out in under a minute if we started 30 seconds late
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
172004 posts
Posted on 11/6/19 at 8:51 pm to
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I work out at a gun range. Come on.


Sonic is a gun free zone. Bring it.
Posted by cas4t
Member since Jan 2010
72195 posts
Posted on 11/6/19 at 8:51 pm to
STMDB
Posted by Oilfieldbiology
Member since Nov 2016
42752 posts
Posted on 11/6/19 at 8:53 pm to
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Yesterdah day vice was liberal propaganda trying to normalize pedophilia and today it's preaching the gospel of millennial suckage.


This is the first time I can remember reading a vice article. Holy crap that was annoying to read. If that particular author and writing style is representative of today’s “journalist” I think I’d just rather get my news from Instagram in meme form
Posted by Oilfieldbiology
Member since Nov 2016
42752 posts
Posted on 11/6/19 at 8:53 pm to
Since when do they teach submissions in cross fit?
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