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Millennials Will Get Sick and Die Faster Than the Previous Generation
Posted on 11/6/19 at 6:04 pm
Posted on 11/6/19 at 6:04 pm
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A new healthcare report paints a truly bleak picture of millennials’ wellness future.
In the report’s intro, analysts from Moody’s Analytics write that, in examining “millennial health patterns,” they found “several interesting and concerning findings.” Well… Pardon mon Francais, but I’ll freaking say so! Using a combination of data from Blue Cross Blue Shield, the CDC, and prior health studies, the report predicts millennials will achieve the new triple threat of being sicker, broker, and dying younger than the previous generation, Gen X. My fellow millennials have been essentially predicting this very outcome for years, just without all the fancy data, regularly joking that our parents will outlive us. Turns out…...we’ve been right the whole time!
The OT is fricked
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Posted on 11/6/19 at 6:05 pm to RLDSC FAN
Cause they are all huge pusses
Posted on 11/6/19 at 6:06 pm to RLDSC FAN
Ok boomer
Posted on 11/6/19 at 6:06 pm to RLDSC FAN
Too much soy in the diet will do that
Posted on 11/6/19 at 6:08 pm to RLDSC FAN
If you read the article, it just points out how mentally and emotionally weak the millennial generation is.
Sad, but true.
Sad, but true.
Posted on 11/6/19 at 6:09 pm to RLDSC FAN
Video games + vaping + CBD oil + online dating + perpetual victimhood + no physical labor = early death
Posted on 11/6/19 at 6:10 pm to Scruffy
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If you read the article, it just points out how mentally and emotionally weak the millennial generation is.
Sad, but true.
The usuals will be in here soon to call you a pathetic self loathing millennial who's been brainwashed by boomers
Posted on 11/6/19 at 6:11 pm to RLDSC FAN
quote:
Compared to Gen-X, millennials between ages 30 and 39
Don’t even care. I’m too busy being flattered they consider me a millennial at 39
Posted on 11/6/19 at 6:11 pm to RLDSC FAN
Eat like shite
Don’t exercise
Do nothing but play video games and watch tv
Die younger
Yep...sounds about right
Don’t exercise
Do nothing but play video games and watch tv
Die younger
Yep...sounds about right
Posted on 11/6/19 at 6:11 pm to RLDSC FAN
Dear god I hope so. Bring on the sweet sweet release.
Posted on 11/6/19 at 6:12 pm to RLDSC FAN
quote:
Millennials Will Get Sick and Die Faster Than the Previous Generation by
It must be something that they don't have to work for.
Posted on 11/6/19 at 6:12 pm to SDVTiger
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Cause they are all huge pusses
+100000000000000000
Posted on 11/6/19 at 6:12 pm to RLDSC FAN
But the avocado toast and craft everything! Farm to table!
Posted on 11/6/19 at 6:12 pm to RLDSC FAN
Probably true in my case. I refuse to pay for health insurance and because of that I never go to the doctor.
Posted on 11/6/19 at 6:12 pm to RLDSC FAN
Finally, their kids will get a break
Posted on 11/6/19 at 6:13 pm to upgrayedd
quote:That is just going to make Scruffy’s anxiety flare up!
The usuals will be in here soon to call you a pathetic self loathing millennial who's been brainwashed by boomers
Seriously though, Scruffy knows so many people in his age group on some form of antidepressant or anti-anxiety medication (anecdotal).
Everyone is on it.
The younger generation will be a bigger problem than current millennials though.
They are over-medicated as frick.
This post was edited on 11/6/19 at 6:15 pm
Posted on 11/6/19 at 6:14 pm to RLDSC FAN
Put down the super sized value meal, lay off the opiods and you'll be fine.
Posted on 11/6/19 at 6:16 pm to RLDSC FAN
Probably has to do with most of us being overweight and leading unhealthy lifestyles.
Posted on 11/6/19 at 6:25 pm to RLDSC FAN
One report doesn't mean shite just trying to get clicks but anyways millenials are ready for that sweet release from the shite stain the boomers have created
Posted on 11/6/19 at 6:25 pm to RollTide1987
quote:No, it is mental health.
Probably has to do with most of us being overweight and leading unhealthy lifestyles.
Our generation is fricking mentally and emotionally weak.
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