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military needs to drop ice cubes and fly counter clockwise to stop Dorian

Posted on 9/3/19 at 6:35 am
Posted by MrLSU
Yellowstone, Val d'isere
Member since Jan 2004
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Posted on 9/3/19 at 6:35 am
According to the Stephen Hawking of Florida



This post was edited on 9/3/19 at 6:37 am
Posted by Captain Crackysack
Member since Oct 2017
2231 posts
Posted on 9/3/19 at 6:36 am to
You got a better idea?
Posted by MrLSU
Yellowstone, Val d'isere
Member since Jan 2004
30072 posts
Posted on 9/3/19 at 6:39 am to
I can honestly say NO I can’t come up with anything more brilliant than what he developed.
Posted by Possumslayer
Pascagoula
Member since Jan 2018
6474 posts
Posted on 9/3/19 at 6:45 am to
If we could tilt the earth.....
Posted by Scruffy
Kansas City
Member since Jul 2011
78002 posts
Posted on 9/3/19 at 6:46 am to
Worked in the Superman movie. Why wouldn’t it work here?
Posted by SabiDojo
Open to any suggestions.
Member since Nov 2010
84835 posts
Posted on 9/3/19 at 7:04 am to
Yankees are ruining that state
Posted by NPComb
Member since Jan 2019
28721 posts
Posted on 9/3/19 at 7:09 am to
Florida man with Florida logic
Posted by sweetwaterbilly
Member since Mar 2017
19649 posts
Posted on 9/3/19 at 7:11 am to
quote:

Yankees are ruining that state


As a Florida native I can wholeheartedly say that Yankees are the least of the state's problems
Posted by GoldenGuy
Member since Oct 2015
12797 posts
Posted on 9/3/19 at 7:12 am to
quote:

Stephen Hawking of Florida


The smartest man in Florida is still a fricking nut job? Checks out
Posted by tonydtigr
Beautiful Downtown Glenn Springs,Tx
Member since Nov 2011
6846 posts
Posted on 9/3/19 at 7:27 am to
One of the original Trailer Park Boys?
Posted by ScaryClown
Member since Nov 2016
5847 posts
Posted on 9/3/19 at 7:43 am to
Let’s drop oweo in the middle and see what happens
Posted by Captain Ray
Member since Nov 2016
1589 posts
Posted on 9/3/19 at 10:55 am to
ice cubes yea I could argue that at a bar over beers but fly counter colockwise which is the way a storm spins?? So fly with the rotation?? That kinda tells me this tard is to dumb to know which way a clock turns
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
76148 posts
Posted on 9/3/19 at 10:58 am to
quote:

Let’s drop oweo in the middle and see what happens
He’d be a tropical psych-clown.
Posted by CHSTigersFan
Charleston, Arkansas
Member since Jan 2005
2738 posts
Posted on 9/3/19 at 11:00 am to
I'm still waiting for the President to order a nuke dropped in the center
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
34756 posts
Posted on 9/3/19 at 11:03 am to
A New Yorker who lives in a Florida trailer park now giving hurricane advice...
This post was edited on 9/3/19 at 11:09 am
Posted by Gatorbait2008
Member since Aug 2015
29699 posts
Posted on 9/3/19 at 11:12 am to
I mean shite we got to try something. Has to be a way to break them up or weaken them we just haven't tried.
Posted by LSURussian
Member since Feb 2005
135363 posts
Posted on 9/3/19 at 11:13 am to
quote:

and fly counter clockwise to stop Dorian
Since hurricanes always spin counter clockwise......???
Posted by Brummy
Central, LA
Member since Oct 2009
4676 posts
Posted on 9/3/19 at 11:19 am to
quote:

fly counter colockwise which is the way a storm spins?? So fly with the rotation??

See, the plan is to get it spinning so fast that it just can't handle it and breaks up into a million pieces, like red-lining the engine on a race car. He's just thinking on a whole different level than the rest of us, and I forgive you for not being able to keep up with his logic.
Posted by MrLSU
Yellowstone, Val d'isere
Member since Jan 2004
30072 posts
Posted on 9/3/19 at 11:27 am to
quote:

quote:
fly counter colockwise which is the way a storm spins?? So fly with the rotation??

See, the plan is to get it spinning so fast that it just can't handle it and breaks up into a million pieces, like red-lining the engine on a race car. He's just thinking on a whole different level than the rest of us, and I forgive you for not being able to keep up with his logic.




Hopefully some people will now full appreciate my gif!
Posted by Cold Drink
Member since Mar 2016
3482 posts
Posted on 9/3/19 at 11:43 am to
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fly counter colockwise which is the way a storm spins?? So fly with the rotation??


Um... when you fly in an airplane, in which direction do you think the thrust goes?
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