re: Mike and Trina are both addicted to coffee enemas

Posted by ThatMakesSense

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Member since Aug 2015

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Posted on 6/28/18 at 4:37 pm to LittleJerrySeinfield

These retards should just switch to cocaine. 15 minute high, shite your brains out. Same result. With the added bonus you don't have to stick something up your butt.

Posted by 777Tiger

Member since Mar 2011

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Posted on 6/28/18 at 4:39 pm to ThatMakesSense

quote:
the added bonus you don't have to stick something up your butt.

but...but...,

Posted by Count Chocula

Tier 5 and proud

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Posted on 6/28/18 at 4:42 pm to 777Tiger

I always knew you were a little on the gay side

3 ...

Posted by lynxcat

Member since Jan 2008

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Posted on 6/28/18 at 4:48 pm to Count Chocula

I am

reading this thread. Please continue.

To add: Imagine the rush if they use cold brew or espresso.

Posted by 777Tiger

Member since Mar 2011

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Posted on 6/28/18 at 4:50 pm to Count Chocula

quote:
I always knew you were a little on the gay side

I just thought that was the whole point of that

Posted by Fewer Kilometers

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Posted on 6/28/18 at 4:51 pm to weagle99

FYI, Starbucks frowns on butt cheeks held up to the drive-thru window for refills.

Learned this the hard way.

Posted by jbgleason

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Posted on 6/28/18 at 4:53 pm to weagle99

If I drink more than two cups in the morning it comes out of me as if I had an enema.

Posted by Loungefly85

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Member since Jul 2016

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Posted on 6/28/18 at 4:56 pm to weagle99

That’s not even the worst one I’ve seen on that show.

My favorite was the big ol black gal that carried her husband’s urn with her so she could eat the ashes.

There was one that it was a grown arse man that identified as a baby. It’s from 2011. Today I’m sure it would be acceptable and sky screamers would bitch about calling it an “addiction”.

Posted by ThatMakesSense

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Member since Aug 2015

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Posted on 6/28/18 at 4:59 pm to jbgleason

Yeah, I wake up...take a quick pee, read the news while having a drink and a quick bite. Then I poop and take a shower.

Hey, Mike, what's your AM routine like?

First, I make some coffee and then I lube up my enema stick.

Posted by cas4t

Member since Jan 2010

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Posted on 6/28/18 at 5:00 pm to weagle99

she should just take adderall

Posted by gumbo2176

Member since May 2018

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Posted on 6/28/18 at 5:09 pm to weagle99

I love my coffee in the morning and make it a point to have it hot and ready when I get up, but I'll be damned if I'm sticking it up my arse.

Call me old fashioned, but I still prefer to drink it and let it do its work from the top down.

Posted by ChewyDante

Member since Jan 2007

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Posted on 6/28/18 at 5:11 pm to weagle99

Pardon my ignorance, but what is even the point of this? And four times a day? Coffee in your arse? What is going on?

Posted by Jamohn

Das Boot

Member since Mar 2009

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Posted on 6/28/18 at 5:19 pm to JPinLondon

quote:
can you double-up? I mean drink the coffee post-enema?

The term you are looking for is "second harvest"

Posted by 777Tiger

Member since Mar 2011

93541 posts

Posted on 6/28/18 at 5:26 pm to Count Chocula

quote:
I always knew you were a little on the gay side

btw, wasn't that you and your crew chief caught on the wing of your Eagle in the hangar at Eglin a few years back? he was a good dude, never would have figured he'd have had the gay