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re: Men: Why did your last relationship end? Do you want to get back together?

Posted on 3/8/24 at 9:52 pm to
Posted by FahQGump
Auburn, Al
Member since Dec 2021
922 posts
Posted on 3/8/24 at 9:52 pm to
Too much water under the bridge. Mostly on my part. I'd consider it but I would be cautious and it would have to be with more effort from us both
Posted by Klingler7
Houston
Member since Nov 2009
12403 posts
Posted on 3/8/24 at 9:58 pm to
My ex was banging another chick
Posted by Spankum
Miss-sippi
Member since Jan 2007
58476 posts
Posted on 3/8/24 at 10:08 pm to
quote:

Why did your last relationship end?


Utter boredom on both our parts. As my grandfather used to say “boy, never plow the same ground you have already plowed.”
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
281895 posts
Posted on 3/8/24 at 10:15 pm to
Because we were terrible for each other. We got along fine, but together we were bound for trouble. We did a lot of risky stuff. She was a thrill seeker. and quite the free spirit.
Posted by grizzlylongcut
Member since Sep 2021
12561 posts
Posted on 3/8/24 at 10:17 pm to
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Men: Why did your last relationship end? Do you want to get back together?


quote:

rachel080896


Because you’re a dirty whore.
Posted by LemmyLives
Texas
Member since Mar 2019
10175 posts
Posted on 3/8/24 at 10:18 pm to
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quite the free spirit.


Dude, Alaska is the definition of risky social stuff. I always laughed at the Carolla joke that the fastest way to clear out a bar in AK was to say, "I'm from FedGov." People would most certainly dive out windows.
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
62807 posts
Posted on 3/8/24 at 10:52 pm to
Pics?
Posted by Relham10
Ridge
Member since Jan 2013
18424 posts
Posted on 3/8/24 at 10:56 pm to
Does he post here?
Posted by Sofaking2
Member since Apr 2023
12899 posts
Posted on 3/8/24 at 11:34 pm to
I kept fantasizing about going to jail. Also, she was intentionally making herself look less attractive(septum piercing and weird color hair) even though she knows that’s not what I am attracted to.
Posted by BregmansWheelbarrow
Member since Mar 2020
2996 posts
Posted on 3/8/24 at 11:50 pm to
My last relationship ended because she was a mean, insecure bitch who treated me like I was the dumbest person on earth when, in reality, I’m 10 times more successful than she is. We would go places and run into girls that I was with or hooked up with before her and no matter what we were doing, it would ruin her day. She’d talk about it constantly until it started to piss me off and then I was the a-hole for “sticking my dick in anything that moved”.

Yeah. Ok. I guess it made sense for her to act like that since I found out the day after I dumped her that she’d been seeing someone else. Good riddance. She’s still single because she’s a bitch and I’m now married to a woman that couldn’t be more perfect for me if I had created her myself.
Posted by MarTiger
Maryville,TN
Member since Oct 2007
87 posts
Posted on 3/9/24 at 3:58 am to
She passed away. And yes I'd do anything to get her back, I loved that women.
Posted by Sidicous
NELA
Member since Aug 2015
18627 posts
Posted on 3/9/24 at 5:45 am to
Ever since she stood up in the stands to heckle the player during his little celebration dance routine thingy things have been going downhill. She’s getting sooo much attention from around the world she doesn’t have the time nor energy for us, her schedule is full.

I kinda doubt things will happen for us to get back together. She’s not the same.
Posted by Tarps99
Lafourche Parish
Member since Apr 2017
9896 posts
Posted on 3/9/24 at 6:06 am to
quote:

sex was amazing


That is one thing not addressed on this chart:



What would it be, a parabolic U or upside down U curve?
Posted by Bryno1960
Off River Road
Member since Aug 2013
2915 posts
Posted on 3/9/24 at 6:34 am to
Divorce and not on your life!
Posted by hometownhero89
Center of the Earth
Member since Aug 2007
1802 posts
Posted on 3/9/24 at 6:34 am to
quote:

I got a boat and some wine, wanna go watch a sunset?



Too pedestrian baw, be more poetic.
Posted by FightinTigersDammit
Louisiana North
Member since Mar 2006
41481 posts
Posted on 9/26/24 at 8:58 am to
She moved to Georgia to be closer to her family
Posted by Lsupimp
Ersatz Amerika-97.6% phony & fake
Member since Nov 2003
84096 posts
Posted on 9/26/24 at 9:19 am to
Rachel baby girl, We always miss people we love. If he loved you, he misses you. He probably just made the painful calculation that you detracted more from his life than you added. You know a man is evaluating you to see if you make his life EASIER, right? Did you give him great sex? If so, he misses you. Did you break his balls constantly? If so, he doesn’t. He may be feeling tremendous relief that someone isn’t manipulating his endorphins on a minute to minute basis. If a man gets Fight or Flight instead of peace , it’s only a matter of time. Men like playful/bratty- not heavy/ bitchy. Read that twice. Commit it to memory. Keep him off balance but don’t kill his peace.

By the way, how you doin?





Posted by Kadjin
edge of the basin
Member since Oct 2013
1283 posts
Posted on 9/26/24 at 9:31 am to
quote:

She said that she didn't think I was going anywhere in life,


quote:

boxcarbarney


Well you showed her

There’s other ways to prove her wrong, baw
Posted by Penrod
Member since Jan 2011
46935 posts
Posted on 9/26/24 at 9:34 am to
quote:

would only answer questions in Portuguese, which is strange because to my knowledge she has never even been to Mexico.

Mexico, ehh?
Posted by Lsupimp
Ersatz Amerika-97.6% phony & fake
Member since Nov 2003
84096 posts
Posted on 9/26/24 at 9:37 am to
Clever , light- hearted people say clever, light - hearted things. This will typically enrage literalists who miss the entire spirit of the joke. You strike me as more of a “ get the joke “ kind of guy.
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