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re: Mega Millions now at 1.55 billion

Posted on 8/5/23 at 8:25 am to
Posted by cypresstiger
The South
Member since Aug 2008
13534 posts
Posted on 8/5/23 at 8:25 am to
I’d quit my job. The next day.
- Pay off every penny of my debt and my immediate families debt.
- Renovate my house to get everything exactly like I want it, and I’d do most of it myself because I wouldn’t be working and could do it.
- Put in a pool, deck, and outdoor kitchen. Make my backyard the place to be.
- Buy a boat. See how many days I can go before I get tired of fishing.
- Buy property for deer hunting that I could manage. Not a lease, I want to own it. I’d still duck hunt, but I’m paying a guide service. I like hunting but that’s a ton of work that I’d rather someone else do.
- Take my kids on a huge vacation that doesn’t involve a cartoon mouse.
- Take my wife to that place in Fiji or Maldives that has the bungalows over the water that’s in all the movies.
——-Meet the king of the OT baws!
Posted by Sput
Member since Mar 2020
9110 posts
Posted on 8/5/23 at 8:28 am to
quote:

If I were to win that much money I would take the annuity and hope the lottery doesn’t go bankrupt.


If I hit I’m taking lump sum then just see how fast my wife can make me go bankrupt
Posted by HeadSlash
TEAM LIVE BADASS - St. GEORGE
Member since Aug 2006
55005 posts
Posted on 8/5/23 at 9:15 am to
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Just think, the government will probably get 800 million off that money



Ukraine needs it
Posted by Bayou_Tiger_225
Third Earth
Member since Mar 2016
12506 posts
Posted on 8/5/23 at 9:38 am to
Posted by Talkum Poudar
Member since Jul 2023
133 posts
Posted on 8/5/23 at 9:51 am to
quote:

Just think, the government will probably get 800 million off that money


Government will get a lot more than 800 mil

The 1.55 billion dollars is only 32.5% of the total ticket sales. The rest is already a tax essentially. This means they have already taken well more than half of all the money before even getting to that number of 1.55.

Then they will take half of what is left as another frick you.
This post was edited on 8/5/23 at 9:52 am
Posted by IAmNERD
Member since May 2017
23759 posts
Posted on 8/5/23 at 9:56 am to
quote:

Just think, the government will probably get 800 million off that money

WTF do I care? I can have a hell of a time with a few hundred mil.
Posted by 3deadtrolls
lafayette
Member since Jan 2014
6732 posts
Posted on 8/5/23 at 10:08 am to
I'd move to Cocodrie.
This post was edited on 8/5/23 at 10:09 am
Posted by LanierSpots
Sarasota, Florida
Member since Sep 2010
69785 posts
Posted on 8/5/23 at 10:25 am to
quote:

WTF do I care?



You should care. The list is long why. You will leave the remains of those winnings to your loved ones once your old crusty arse is taking a dirt nap and they will be basically fricked out of it. Along with any good you ever did with it


I am with you somewhat. If I had the remains, I would just tell everybody to frick off and live out my days. But there are ramifications of the government taxing the hell out of everything




Posted by JimJack
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2018
178 posts
Posted on 8/6/23 at 12:44 am to
Drawings are Tuesday and Friday 10:00 PM CST
This post was edited on 8/6/23 at 12:49 am
Posted by HooDooWitch
TD Bronze member
Member since Sep 2009
11186 posts
Posted on 8/6/23 at 1:20 am to
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Then they will take half of what is left as another frick you.


Then they kick you in the balls when they print a few billion dollars and send it to the Ukrainian devaluing it even more.

Don’t get me started on their BS digital currency they are about to bring out so they can steal it all back.
Posted by Dicky
Member since Jun 2017
612 posts
Posted on 8/6/23 at 1:55 am to
quote:

- I’d quit my job. The next day. - Pay off every penny of my debt and my immediate families debt. - Renovate my house to get everything exactly like I want it, and I’d do most of it myself because I wouldn’t be working and could do it. - Put in a pool, deck, and outdoor kitchen. Make my backyard the place to be. - Buy a boat. See how many days I can go before I get tired of fishing. - Buy property for deer hunting that I could manage. Not a lease, I want to own it. I’d still duck hunt, but I’m paying a guide service. I like hunting but that’s a ton of work that I’d rather someone else do. - Take my kids on a huge vacation that doesn’t involve a cartoon mouse. - Take my wife to that place in Fiji or Maldives that has the bungalows over the water that’s in all the movies.


Nice. What are you gonna do with the remaining 1.54 billion dollars?
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
104412 posts
Posted on 8/6/23 at 2:10 am to
You have so much money your great grandchildren will never have to work a day in their lives and you all are bitching about taxes.
Posted by lsubuddy
houma, la
Member since Jul 2014
4956 posts
Posted on 8/6/23 at 2:24 am to
Poll:

Do you want it all over 30yrs or lump sum?

Do you hire a lawyer, financial planner,etc?

Do you pay to keep your identity a secret ? I think in Louisiana they publish your info.
Posted by JPLSU1981
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2005
28332 posts
Posted on 8/6/23 at 2:40 am to
Lump sum definitely
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
104412 posts
Posted on 8/6/23 at 3:00 am to
quote:

Do you want it all over 30yrs or lump sum?


Conventional wisdom is to take the lump sum, but when it gets to astronomical amounts the annuity is the better deal, for several reasons.

quote:

Do you hire a lawyer, financial planner,etc?


Absolutely. It would be foolish not to. I have a business degree, but I would be in over my head trying to manage that kind of wealth, and it would be a full time job. I'd rather be a man of leisure.

quote:

Do you pay to keep your identity a secret ? I think in Louisiana they publish your info.


The last big winner in Louisiana a couple of years ago managed to stay anonymous. I don't know the particulars but it involved setting up a trust and having his lawyer collect the winnings for the trust. The lawyer's name was the only one made public. Assuming they haven't closed this loophole, that's what I would do. Failing that, I would look into selling the ticket to a hedge fund. I'd negotiate for the best deal, hopefully no more than 10%. I still get more money than I can ever spend and the hedge fund gets a quick $150 million for essentially no work and no risk. Their payment to me would go into escrow and not get disbursed until the ticket is authenticated.

I've put way too much thought into this
This post was edited on 8/6/23 at 3:04 am
Posted by olemc999
At a blackjack table
Member since Oct 2010
15091 posts
Posted on 8/6/23 at 3:42 am to
I would build the largest log cabin in the world.
Posted by jkylejohnson
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2016
14512 posts
Posted on 8/6/23 at 3:48 am to
Posted by WhiskeyThrottle
Weatherford Tx
Member since Nov 2017
6964 posts
Posted on 8/6/23 at 6:58 am to
What do you even do with that much money? You’d have to spread it out to like 1000 banks for it to be fdic insured. Put it all in some sort of low risk investment fund?
Posted by WestCoastAg
Member since Oct 2012
149505 posts
Posted on 8/6/23 at 7:16 am to
quote:

What do you even do with that much money
Posted by Farmtiger
West "By God" Monroe
Member since Dec 2003
2969 posts
Posted on 8/6/23 at 7:23 am to
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Nice. What are you gonna do with the remaining 1.54 billion dollars?


Lump sum payout would be approx 500M after taxes.

So what would he do with the remaining 499M…
This post was edited on 8/6/23 at 7:24 am
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