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re: McDonalds Shake Machine

Posted on 1/4/19 at 1:13 pm to
Posted by danfraz
San Antonio TX
Member since Apr 2008
24550 posts
Posted on 1/4/19 at 1:13 pm to
quote:

Tyler Trent died from cancer at 20

You’re bitching about a fricking shake machine


Your point?

Tyler would and did tell people that you keep living the way you know how. So if bitching about the shake machine works for Grimace here, then let him bitch.
Posted by RockyMtnTigerWDE
War Damn Eagle Dad!
Member since Oct 2010
108118 posts
Posted on 1/4/19 at 1:13 pm to
Used to have Roman Candle fights all the time. Those were fun.
Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
103114 posts
Posted on 1/4/19 at 1:16 pm to
They aren’t exactly hiring the best and brightest.

Hence the stories like the drive thru employees telling people they’re closed because they are too fricking lazy to work. Works up until they do it to a cop.
Posted by The Boat
Member since Oct 2008
175754 posts
Posted on 1/4/19 at 1:18 pm to
quote:

Know how I know you’ve never been to California?


I was in California at the beginning of 2018. A McDonalds on I-5 outside of Westley was where I learned McDonalds serve triple cheeseburgers. It was a life changing experience.
Posted by GPTTiger61
washington dc
Member since Nov 2008
173 posts
Posted on 1/4/19 at 1:26 pm to
90% of the people on this board are fatties
Posted by JackieTreehorn
Member since Sep 2013
34848 posts
Posted on 1/4/19 at 1:45 pm to
They should just take the damn shakes off the menu because I have never been able to order one.
This post was edited on 1/4/19 at 1:48 pm
Posted by yaherrdme
The Place to Be
Member since Feb 2004
5882 posts
Posted on 1/4/19 at 2:15 pm to
quote:

they are hard to clean, so they are either broken, occasionally actually cleaned, or working and incredibly disgusting where they should be cleaned.



The McD workers dont actually clean them, they hire a 3rd party. So when they are "down", they are actually waiting to be cleaned by the 3rd party.
Posted by LSUintheNW
At your mom’s house
Member since Aug 2009
36781 posts
Posted on 1/4/19 at 2:17 pm to
quote:

A McDonalds on I-5 outside of Westley was where I learned McDonalds serve triple cheeseburgers. It was a life changing experience.


You've never seen a triple cheeseburger in LA?
Posted by boxcarbarney
Above all things, be a man
Member since Jul 2007
25603 posts
Posted on 1/4/19 at 2:22 pm to
quote:

Used to have Roman Candle fights all the time. Those were fun.


Pro tip: use one of those long boxes of Saturn Missiles for a machine gun effect.
Posted by LSUintheNW
At your mom’s house
Member since Aug 2009
36781 posts
Posted on 1/4/19 at 2:24 pm to
For anyone desperate for a shake stop at any Mcds in da parish. Guaranteed you get one.
Posted by LSUrme
JP
Member since Oct 2005
5424 posts
Posted on 1/4/19 at 2:24 pm to
quote:

tear it down and relube it, but that was done usually after closing.


F'n sexy, baw.
Posted by Placebeaux
Bobby Fischer Fan Club President
Member since Jun 2008
51852 posts
Posted on 1/4/19 at 2:25 pm to
Brah, the best shake is a Chick fil A
Posted by keakar
Member since Jan 2017
30152 posts
Posted on 1/4/19 at 2:25 pm to
quote:

What gives


because it requires the lazy fricks to clean it, or managers that give a damn to see it gets done.

this is how it works in 99.9% of those places:

step 1 - manager tells them they have to clean the machines after every shift.

step 2 - they refuse to and tell the manager to fire them and then he has to clean it

step 3 - manager walks away knowing he cant fire them no matter how dumb frick stupid and lazy they are or he will have to work 16 hr shifts until he hires a replacement who will repeat steps 1 and 2 and leave him right back at step 3

step 4 - manager just tells everyone machine is broken and everyones live is easier, the customers can just frick off
This post was edited on 1/4/19 at 2:27 pm
Posted by BrohemAlem11
Ratchet City, LA
Member since Oct 2014
13275 posts
Posted on 1/4/19 at 2:26 pm to
quote:

Last night, I had the craving for a MCD shake


You may be one of the few people on earth to have ever tasted a McDonalds shake
Posted by Tarps99
Lafourche Parish
Member since Apr 2017
11476 posts
Posted on 1/4/19 at 2:29 pm to
quote:

The McD workers dont actually clean them, they hire a 3rd party. So when they are "down", they are actually waiting to be cleaned by the 3rd party.


If this is true, they must be really hiring the the lowest of the low level employees.

Going back to my original post. When I worked there, the only time we had a 3rd party work on the machine is if there was something physically wrong (major problem) like a motor, belt, or compressor problem. The 3rd party usually came out pretty quick. If memory serves me correct, Taylor out of New Orleans would be the one to come an fix those problems.

quote:

tear it down and relube it, but that was done usually after closing.

F'n sexy, baw.


I know this really sounds gross, but the lube was a food (edible) grade.

If anyone asks, I did not eat it or use it for any other “special purposes.”
This post was edited on 1/4/19 at 2:37 pm
Posted by LSUintheNW
At your mom’s house
Member since Aug 2009
36781 posts
Posted on 1/4/19 at 2:31 pm to
quote:

If this is true


It's not.
Posted by Buck Magnum
Springdale
Member since Dec 2003
11836 posts
Posted on 1/4/19 at 2:36 pm to
I went to a McDonald's that was out of meat!
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
138072 posts
Posted on 1/4/19 at 2:38 pm to
Funny how they're never broken outside of the south. Wonder why
Posted by jkylejohnson
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2016
14500 posts
Posted on 1/4/19 at 2:39 pm to
Had a shake from Mickey d's in st francisville on my way home from an LSU game in the late 90s. It was glorious. They've been broken ever since.
Posted by Hoops
LA
Member since Jan 2013
7897 posts
Posted on 1/4/19 at 2:43 pm to
Stop talking like a dick. Use “it broke” instead of “is it broken” and make sure to crack your gum while talking.
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