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Mathematicians of TD: Sperm count question
Posted on 10/16/19 at 11:02 pm
Posted on 10/16/19 at 11:02 pm
So if I have 1/2 the sperm count of the average white man, what is the probability that one sex act leads to pregnancy?
I've heard that the average married couple, TRYING TO GET PREGNANT, takes about 6 months of trying before they get pregnant.(assume 3 days of "trying" with timed ovulation). 1 in 18?
Does that mean mine is 1 in 36? Now to expand, if I have 4 kids with 4 different women, how many times would I have had to have sex?
I know this is an odd question, I'm just trying to wrap my head around how many times/guys a girl would have to had sex to have 4 kids with 4 different guys all with 1/2 the sperm count of a normal white guy?
I've heard that the average married couple, TRYING TO GET PREGNANT, takes about 6 months of trying before they get pregnant.(assume 3 days of "trying" with timed ovulation). 1 in 18?
Does that mean mine is 1 in 36? Now to expand, if I have 4 kids with 4 different women, how many times would I have had to have sex?
I know this is an odd question, I'm just trying to wrap my head around how many times/guys a girl would have to had sex to have 4 kids with 4 different guys all with 1/2 the sperm count of a normal white guy?
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Posted on 10/16/19 at 11:03 pm to Kujo
T(t) = Ts +(To - Ts)e^-kt
Posted on 10/16/19 at 11:05 pm to Kujo
It is not yours.
Posted on 10/16/19 at 11:06 pm to Kujo
3.50 Sperms
Posted on 10/16/19 at 11:06 pm to Kujo
It only takes 1 swimmer to make it to the finish line
Posted on 10/16/19 at 11:08 pm to Kujo
Take zinc, vitamin e, Beet root, maca powder, black ginger
You’ll be fertile
You’ll be fertile
Posted on 10/16/19 at 11:09 pm to Kujo
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if I have 4 kids with 4 different women, how many times would I have had to have sex?
4 times baw.
Posted on 10/16/19 at 11:13 pm to Kujo
If you want to get her pregnant itll be damn hard. If your trying to avoid it it will happen the first time.
Posted on 10/16/19 at 11:14 pm to The Boat
Heating and cooling 
Posted on 10/16/19 at 11:47 pm to Kujo
one word - peptides
Posted on 10/16/19 at 11:53 pm to Kujo
If you're wife wants a baby, I can get it in one shot. Pics first though.
Posted on 10/16/19 at 11:58 pm to Kujo
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So if I have 1/2 the sperm count of the average white man, what is the probability that one sex act leads to pregnancy?
The man is essentially constantly fertile.
The pharynx, rectum, are never fertile. So those sex acts would be a 0 probability.
Vaginal intercourse is highly dependent on the woman's time of cycle. There are several fertility markers that can be observed, but pregnancy with very low sperm counts is achievable if you can track the fertile window with consistency and time your sex right.
There are a handful of resources on this topic. The two most credible methods of fertility awareness for conception are probably the Creighton Model and Symtothermal Methods, if it interests you.
Posted on 10/17/19 at 12:24 am to The Boat
Put that thermo to use baby!
Posted on 10/17/19 at 6:36 am to Kujo
I have had sex once in my life
Couldn’t be happier with my 3 year old little boy.
Couldn’t be happier with my 3 year old little boy.
Posted on 10/17/19 at 6:45 am to Jim Rockford
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If you want to get her pregnant itll be damn hard. If your trying to avoid it it will happen the first time.
This post was edited on 10/17/19 at 6:47 am
Posted on 10/17/19 at 6:49 am to dukee7
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It only takes 1 swimmer to make it to the finish line
While technically true, a man with a sperm count of 10 million in a load is considered infertile.
Posted on 10/17/19 at 6:57 am to Kujo
Just PIIHB
This post was edited on 10/17/19 at 6:58 am
Posted on 10/17/19 at 6:59 am to Evil Little Thing
They told us we couldn't have any...
I have three.
You can get the wife a LadyComp. It tracks her temperature and give you a readout on ovulating or not.
Get out there pump some iron. Big weights. Ditch the plastic containers and heat up in glass. Eat a couple sweet potatoes a day. Make sure you are getting enough cholesterol as it is a building block of hormones.
Do NOT take testosterone supplements/injections. It will kill your sperm count.
Fun fact. The boy swimmers are fast as shite but wear out quick. The female are slower but hang around longer. If you time the egg drop right you get a boy. If you are too early by the time the egg makes it down only the girl swimmers are left. Have fun
Edit: tell you wife you need foreplay. 30 minutes worth. Get that little engine super primed. Get them little nuts cranking up your sperm production before delivery. Congrats on the sex.
I have three.
You can get the wife a LadyComp. It tracks her temperature and give you a readout on ovulating or not.
Get out there pump some iron. Big weights. Ditch the plastic containers and heat up in glass. Eat a couple sweet potatoes a day. Make sure you are getting enough cholesterol as it is a building block of hormones.
Do NOT take testosterone supplements/injections. It will kill your sperm count.
Fun fact. The boy swimmers are fast as shite but wear out quick. The female are slower but hang around longer. If you time the egg drop right you get a boy. If you are too early by the time the egg makes it down only the girl swimmers are left. Have fun
Edit: tell you wife you need foreplay. 30 minutes worth. Get that little engine super primed. Get them little nuts cranking up your sperm production before delivery. Congrats on the sex.
This post was edited on 10/17/19 at 7:02 am
Posted on 10/17/19 at 7:03 am to Kujo
If the Upsuck Hypothosis is true, you have to give her the Big O to get it done.
Posted on 10/17/19 at 7:05 am to Kujo
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So if I have 1/2 the sperm count of the average white man, what is the probability that one sex act leads to pregnancy?
An outlier I am no doubt, but I had most of mine obliterated from 10 months of intense chemotherapy. Wasn't completely wiped out but mostly. Our daughter turned one last week.
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