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re: Marrying your first real girlfriend/ girl you had sex with
Posted on 4/22/16 at 12:19 pm to Hog on the Hill
Posted on 4/22/16 at 12:19 pm to Hog on the Hill
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Her current boyfriend had a 35 on the ACT and is majoring in astrophysics or some shite and feels the same way about sex as she does.
Anyone else LOL at this part?
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Posted on 4/22/16 at 12:20 pm to TheOcean
Yep
Posted on 4/22/16 at 12:21 pm to Epic Cajun
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That shite freaks me out
I've gotten very close to making her pass out a few times. It was oddly satisfying
Posted on 4/22/16 at 12:21 pm to King Slender
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she's abstaining from sex until she's married
I have two daughters. I've told them both that this would be a mistake. Contrary to popular opinion, women have more options besides wedded virgin and raging slutbag.
I want my daughters to have a healthy view of sex as something that is too special to hand out to just anyone, but normal enough to enjoy it for what it is without being ashamed of it.
Posted on 4/22/16 at 12:26 pm to King Slender
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Actually my daughter is now 17, has a 4.0 GPA, and is about to graduate from HS and start at LSU in the fall. She has not given me one single problem in her entire life. If there is a such thing as a perfect child, she's it. She's never had sex and wears a purity ring and lets any guys who ask her out know from the beginning that she's abstaining from sex until she's married. Her current boyfriend had a 35 on the ACT and is majoring in astrophysics or some shite and feels the same way about sex as she does. So in this case, the statistics you speak of were way off. Staying with her mother would have caused more harm than good -- we divorced when she was too young to remember, so she grew up with two loving homes instead of one, and that's all she knows.
My first gf at LSU was very catholic, had a purity ring and some pledge to be a virgin. Her father would always tell me how great it is to wait until marriage (he didn't)
What they didn't know is were having sex like 4 times a day and she'd call them while doing it. I must've jizzed on that ring a few hundred times. Just accept it is going to happen man. Put your daughter on birth control. I'm sure hundreds of posters on here have been in the same situation, girls like to frick too
Posted on 4/22/16 at 12:31 pm to King Slender
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Except she won't be, since she's commuting from home. Look guys, you can carry on with your delusional fantasies and predictions all you want; it doesn't bother me one bit,
lol clearly
Posted on 4/22/16 at 12:36 pm to Old Money
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and she'd call them while doing it.
I had a girlfriend that would always answer her mom's calls while I was plowing the shite out of her. I would always start going extra hard when she answered to try and make her squeal or something on the call. But why the hell would SHE (your gf) make an outgoing call to them during. That shite is weird. Maybe some parental voyeur shite I've been missing out on?
This post was edited on 4/22/16 at 12:38 pm
Posted on 4/22/16 at 12:38 pm to Grateful Reb
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But why the hell would SHE (your gf) make an outgoing call to them during. That shite is weird. Maybe some parental shite I've been missing out on?
Posted on 4/22/16 at 12:50 pm to Grateful Reb
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I had a girlfriend that would always answer her mom's calls while I was plowing the shite out of her. I would always start going extra hard when she answered to try and make her squeal or something on the call.
Posted on 4/22/16 at 12:58 pm to TheAlmightySmash
I'm glad I didn't latch on to my first piece or even first real girlfriend. Married the first one at 27 after having been with several dozen women. Divorced 7 years later and stayed single 9 years and went thru several dozen more women before I found the the last woman I'll ever be with. Great sex, career oriented, and the most fun to be with. Glad I didn't settle after the divorce and waited on someone I have great chemistry with.
Posted on 4/22/16 at 1:32 pm to TheAlmightySmash
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Marrying your first real girlfriend
No regrets here. We were married a long time before her health went south.
Posted on 4/22/16 at 2:05 pm to Grateful Reb
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But why the hell would SHE (your gf) make an outgoing call to them during. That shite is weird. Maybe some parental voyeur shite I've been missing out on?
We will never figure women out.
Posted on 4/22/16 at 2:09 pm to TheAlmightySmash
I have had a couple of friends that have done that. It hasn't ended well at all.
Posted on 4/22/16 at 2:30 pm to TheOcean
Ya'll are slipping. I can't believe no one has told him the guy is PIIHB!!
Posted on 4/22/16 at 2:37 pm to TheAlmightySmash
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I just can't believe you are truly happy until you've experienced the crazy ex and the rational girlfriend
It depends on which one you experience first I guess. I never had to deal with straight up crazy and I consider myself lucky on that. My wife is the coolest woman I know. Between the two of us, she's the rational one which is weird because she's 1/4 Italian and the other women in her family are about as high strung as it gets. We started dating in high school and had a few bumps in the road early on due to immaturity but marrying her was by far the best decision I ever made.
Posted on 4/22/16 at 2:39 pm to Grateful Reb
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But why the hell would SHE (your gf) make an outgoing call to them during. That shite is weird. Maybe some parental voyeur shite I've been missing out on?
That is some fricked-up repugnant shite right there.
Posted on 4/22/16 at 2:45 pm to King Slender
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She's never had sex and wears a purity ring and lets any guys who ask her out know from the beginning that she's abstaining from sex until she's married. Her current boyfriend had a 35 on the ACT and is majoring in astrophysics or some shite and feels the same way about sex as she does.
It's easy for your daughter to supposedly keep it in her pants when she's with someone who doesn't possess a single ounce of sexual magnetism.
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Actually my daughter is now 17
The slut phase usually kicks in by 20 at the latest. Some are late bloomers.
Posted on 4/22/16 at 2:53 pm to Old Money
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What they didn't know is were having sex like 4 times a day and she'd call them while doing it. I must've jizzed on that ring a few hundred times.
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Just accept it is going to happen man. Put your daughter on birth control. I'm sure hundreds of posters on here have been in the same situation, girls like to frick too
And if that's what she and her boyfriend decide, then I'm totally fine with it. Like I said, they're grown adults. But based on their personalities, I'm pretty certain they'll wait.
Posted on 4/22/16 at 2:59 pm to King Slender
The girls that act the most innocent are the ones that suck the most dick.
Posted on 4/22/16 at 2:59 pm to saint amant steve
I agree with both of your statements. Trust me, I've been there. Once I got divorced, I was smashing the college sluts left and right. I'm just not sure what point you're trying to make.
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