Married men of the OT, have you and your SO maintained the mystery?

downvote for no pics

you sound like you date/married a real classy woman.

Mystery is alive and well, thank God.

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I watched a baby come out of her, shite has nothing on that mess

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Pics?

Woman are nasty fricking animals...why the frick would I want to stay in the bathroom while one of them are shitting?? I dont care how fine you are...I dont want hear it, see it or smell it.

My wife and I have been together since October 1999. I have never heard her bust arse.

She doesn't shite while I'm in the shower, but she definitely shits. I've walked in the bathroom after she's done a few times, and was amazed the paint didn't melt off the wall.

I on the other hand, have no shame.

Poo yes pee who cares

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Or does she bust arse right in front of you? Or shite while you are in the shower?

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Neither of these happens. And neither is acceptable.

We have a separate/private deuce bathroom for these things.

In undergrad, I had a friend give me a thought exercise that I'll never forgive him for.

He told me to think of the hottest girl that I personally knew and get a vivid mental image of her fixed in my mind.

Once I did that, he then told me to picture her on the toilet making the nastiest, slurpiest, explosive diarrhea imaginable.

Then he said "You'll never think of her the same way again."

And he was right.

Unless she wants to give me a blumpkin, we leave each other alone while using the pot