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re: Married men of the OT, have you and your SO maintained the mystery?
Posted on 11/13/17 at 12:42 pm to BottomlandBrew
Posted on 11/13/17 at 12:42 pm to BottomlandBrew
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Why would anyone do this?
Pure evil.
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Posted on 11/13/17 at 12:46 pm to TH03
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For farting?
Well if you have to rip arse just go to the bathroom and close the door. We have a separate bathroom for taking a twosey
Posted on 11/13/17 at 12:46 pm to toosleaux
11 years of marriage and I have not heard my wife shite even once. And it better stay that way.
Posted on 11/13/17 at 12:49 pm to toosleaux
I watched my wife give birth. That pretty much takes away all remaining "mystery".
We do maintain some modesty around the house though when it comes to farting and shitting.
We do maintain some modesty around the house though when it comes to farting and shitting.
Posted on 11/13/17 at 12:50 pm to Pecker
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Well if you have to rip arse just go to the bathroom and close the door.
You do you man, but frick that.
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We have a separate bathroom for taking a twosey
And y'all must have some diabolical shits.
This post was edited on 11/13/17 at 12:51 pm
Posted on 11/13/17 at 12:50 pm to Displaced
Somehow when she farts in the bed it is acceptable. But when I do it is horrid. That being said we have 3 toilets in the house. If anyone has to go while I’m in the shower they have two others to choose from.
Posted on 11/13/17 at 12:50 pm to toosleaux
Why does this question come up like once a week? Is it one of the first thoughts that come to mind for new posters?
My SO has manners and waits to do that in private. As do I. I don't care if others do it in front of each other. I don't think it's gross or inappropriate, but we just never really farted around each other and don't plan on starting.
As far as shitting while I'm in the shower...uhhh...yeah that's just plain gross.
My SO has manners and waits to do that in private. As do I. I don't care if others do it in front of each other. I don't think it's gross or inappropriate, but we just never really farted around each other and don't plan on starting.
As far as shitting while I'm in the shower...uhhh...yeah that's just plain gross.
Posted on 11/13/17 at 12:52 pm to StringedInstruments
What kind of poors are you people? Is your toilet not separated from the rest of your bathroom?
Posted on 11/13/17 at 12:53 pm to UGATiger26
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Then he said "You'll never think of her the same way again."
And he was right.
Are you 18?
Dude when your wife pushes out a kid, you're going to smell death, shite, and life all at once.
And you think diarrhea is gross? Wait until the doctor describes to your wife what normal blood clots look like after giving birth. You'll be lucky not to faint when she warns of the grapefruit sized ones.
Posted on 11/13/17 at 12:54 pm to TH03
I'm anti-bad smells. I don't like bad smells in any aspect of my life. I want to avoid them every chance I get.
I used to have a rule in high school and in college that there was no farting allowed in my car. If you farted in my car, I was going to put you on the street. I remember pulling over and wrestling with dudes to get them out of the car for farting. It was all in good fun but I had to prove a point.
I used to have a rule in high school and in college that there was no farting allowed in my car. If you farted in my car, I was going to put you on the street. I remember pulling over and wrestling with dudes to get them out of the car for farting. It was all in good fun but I had to prove a point.
Posted on 11/13/17 at 12:55 pm to toosleaux
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Or does she bust arse right in front of you? Or shite while you are in the shower?
Married 11 years, together 16. Hell no she doesn't.
Posted on 11/13/17 at 12:56 pm to StringedInstruments
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Are you 18?
Well, I said I was in undergrad...so yeah, I was probably 18 or 19.
Posted on 11/13/17 at 12:56 pm to NorthGwinnettTiger
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Married 11 years, together 16. Hell no she doesn't.
Makes me wonder if the posters that bash marriage and talk about how blowjobs and sex stop after the honeymoon are the ones ripping farts all evening and dropping deuces while their wives are taking a shower.
Posted on 11/13/17 at 12:57 pm to StringedInstruments
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Dude when your wife pushes out a kid, you're going to smell death, shite, and life all at once.
That's true and all, but just because you've seen that doesn't mean you can't then go home and not watch each other take shits. I feel like I'm on crazy pills seeing the amount of people posting this about child birth leading to change their spousal shite watching habits
Posted on 11/13/17 at 12:57 pm to TH03
I fuss at my wife if she farts around me..I tell her it's gross and to go in the other room.
Me on the other hand have no humility, I can rip arse on cue and clear out a room if need be....I mean she washes my underwear...she sees what I leave behind...I dont have anything to hide
Me on the other hand have no humility, I can rip arse on cue and clear out a room if need be....I mean she washes my underwear...she sees what I leave behind...I dont have anything to hide
Posted on 11/13/17 at 12:58 pm to Pecker
I can respect that. Keep it consistent across the board.
Posted on 11/13/17 at 1:02 pm to jchamil
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That's true and all, but just because you've seen that doesn't mean you can't then go home and not watch each other take shits. I feel like I'm on crazy pills seeing the amount of people posting this about child birth leading to change their spousal shite watching habits
If you look up a few posts, you'll see that I actually don't watch my wife shite nor do we rip butt around each other. I was simply responding to the guy that immaturely said that he imagined a hot girl having diarrhea and couldn't look at her the same way ever again.
Posted on 11/13/17 at 1:05 pm to toosleaux
I held the mystery for 2 maybe 3 dates but that is it. I fart way too much for me to hold them in everyday. My wife held them for the longest time but after me hot boxing her in the car, bed, wherever, she finally decided to get even. Now we both just let them rip and laugh about it. I've tried playing turtle a few times but that still doesn't go over well.
Posted on 11/13/17 at 1:06 pm to UGATiger26
when you're sliding into third and you feel a juicy turd, diarrhea
when you're sliding into home and your pants are full of foam, diarrhea, diarrhea
when you're driving in your chevy and your pants are feeling heavy, diarrhea, diarrhea
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explosive diarrhea
when you're sliding into home and your pants are full of foam, diarrhea, diarrhea
when you're driving in your chevy and your pants are feeling heavy, diarrhea, diarrhea
Posted on 11/13/17 at 1:06 pm to toosleaux
Being mindful of one another's privacy, is not that difficult
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