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Posted on 11/13/17 at 1:45 pm to toosleaux
She's ever passed gas in front of me and we have three bathrooms so there's no need for her to come into the bathroom that I'm showering in unless she's joining me.
I'm glad that I didn't witness her giving birth the old fashioned way either. She had a c-section. I don't think I could have watched otherwise.
I'm glad that I didn't witness her giving birth the old fashioned way either. She had a c-section. I don't think I could have watched otherwise.
Posted on 11/13/17 at 1:46 pm to The Mick
quote:Me too. I was concerned that that image might pop back into my mind when I was down there getting her warmed up.
I intentionally didn't look for any of our kids although I was in the room.
Posted on 11/13/17 at 1:48 pm to toosleaux
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Or does she bust arse right in front of you? Or shite while you are in the shower?
Been together 14 years never heard my wife fart nor seen her take a shite.
she can't say the same about me , but we may as well not even have a toilet in our master bath. No way either of us would use it while the other was doing something else in the bathroom, that's just disgusting.
Posted on 11/13/17 at 1:49 pm to toosleaux
Some of you guys have wives that shite in front of you? That's disgusting.
Posted on 11/13/17 at 2:06 pm to toosleaux
Been almost 7 years and still no....I do not share the same modesty as the wife (no pics). I rip air biscuits in her direction on a daily basis.
Posted on 11/13/17 at 2:13 pm to toosleaux
My wife LOVES to shite while I'm in the shower. And she'll turn the bathroom heater on instead of the vent because she's always cold.
Yet she'll bitch and complain if she's putting on makeup and I fart while showering...
Yet she'll bitch and complain if she's putting on makeup and I fart while showering...
Posted on 11/13/17 at 2:14 pm to LPgolfer
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Been almost 7 years and still no....I do not share the same modesty as the wife (no pics). I rip air biscuits in her direction on a daily basis.
Who doesn't fart in front of their wife, but I would NEVER take a shite in the bathroom she was using. I mean I would literally shite my pants or just go outside and shite in the yard like a dog before I did that.
Fortunately my house has 5 bathrooms, so that is't a concern.
Also, 5 bathrooms seems excessive until you have a wife and two little ladies getting ready in the mornings and then you and the 2 sons have to fight over the other 2 bathrooms .
Posted on 11/13/17 at 2:15 pm to TDsngumbo
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My wife LOVES to shite while I'm in the shower. And she'll turn the bathroom heater on instead of the vent because she's always cold.
this sounds horrible
Posted on 11/13/17 at 2:19 pm to toosleaux
LMAO. Is this a joke? I've been married over 20 years now and can assure you that women do not "bust arse" nor shite. If they did I'd have seen proof by now.
Posted on 11/13/17 at 2:19 pm to tke857
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My wife LOVES to shite while I'm in the shower. And she'll turn the bathroom heater on instead of the vent because she's always cold.
I will kiss my wife and thank her for not doing that next time I see her. Disgusting.
My wife DOES however like to get me with cold water from the garden hose while I'm in the hot shower. We have sliding glass door that goes out from our patio and then there is a water spigot there, we use to fill the pool. I'll be in the shower, washing my dick enjoying the warm water and BAM ice cold water straight from our well out of a water hose all over me.
Even after all these years it cracks her up every time .
Posted on 11/13/17 at 2:20 pm to toosleaux
my wife shite the bed on our honeymoon 43years ago from too many reception drinks. Now we are approaching the age where both of us will soon be shitting in bed for the frick of it.
Posted on 11/13/17 at 2:21 pm to HeyHeyHogsAllTheWay
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My wife DOES however like to get me with cold water from the garden hose while I'm in the hot shower. We have sliding glass door that goes out from our patio and then there is a water spigot there, we use to fill the pool. I'll be in the shower, washing my dick enjoying the warm water and BAM ice cold water straight from our well out of a water hose all over me.
Next time she's in the shower, open the door and throw half a pound of flour on her.
Posted on 11/13/17 at 2:21 pm to old man tiger
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my wife shite the bed on our honeymoon 43years ago from too many reception drinks. Now we are approaching the age where both of us will soon be shitting in bed for the frick of it.
Ain't love grand.
Posted on 11/13/17 at 2:24 pm to TH03
Posted on 11/13/17 at 2:38 pm to TH03
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Next time she's in the shower, open the door and throw half a pound of flour on her.
Oh we play practical jokes on each other all the time.
Our kids think we're nuts.
Posted on 11/13/17 at 3:45 pm to toosleaux
I’m not married, but my last GF and I farted around each other. I guess we lost the romance. Lol
Posted on 11/13/17 at 3:49 pm to toosleaux
You guys don't have his and hers master bathrooms? Poors out in full force today.
Posted on 11/13/17 at 3:56 pm to toosleaux
yes
Posted on 11/13/17 at 3:56 pm to toosleaux
My wife and I have been married 35 years. Our bathroom business is not shared. And I truly do not believe she passes gas. Amazes me to this day. Btw I still have a crush on her. Always have, always will.
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