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Marine aviators grounded for phallic flight pattern

Posted on 11/7/18 at 2:53 pm
Posted by Jim Rockford
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Posted on 11/7/18 at 2:53 pm
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Two Marine Corps aviators have been grounded while they're being investigated "for flying a pattern resembling an obscene image" over Southern California, according to a military spokesman.

The 3rd Marine Aircraft Wing said last month that a "T-34C aircraft assigned to Marine Fighter Attack Training Squadron 101, 3rd Marine Aircraft Wing, flew an irregular flight pattern over the Salton Sea that resembled a phallic image."

Now, the aircraft crew are not flying pending the results of an investigation, said Maj. Josef Patterson, a spokesman for the 3rd Marine Air Wing, ABC News reported.

"Although not flying for the time being, the two Marine Corps aviators are still providing vital squadron ground support functions," he said.

"Disciplinary or administrative action, if any, will be determined following the completion of the investigation," Patterson added.

Alleged images showing the pattern were posted on Twitter on October 23. The user initially identified the plane as a Navy aircraft but later said it belonged to the Marine Corps.




Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
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Posted on 11/7/18 at 2:53 pm to
They should have gotten a promotion instead.
Posted by Old Money
Member since Sep 2012
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Posted on 11/7/18 at 2:55 pm to
Posted by TU Rob
Birmingham
Member since Nov 2008
12740 posts
Posted on 11/7/18 at 2:55 pm to
Should have gone a little larger in that lake. Fill it up.
Posted by CaptainsWafer
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Posted on 11/7/18 at 2:56 pm to
Posted by DrunkerThanThou
Unfortunately Mississippi
Member since Feb 2013
2846 posts
Posted on 11/7/18 at 2:58 pm to
There was a time in this country where men looked up at the sky and dared to dream of inventing wondrous tools so they could draw dicks. Damn shame, we have forgotten the spirit of what made this country great.
Posted by JetsetNuggs
Member since Jun 2014
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Posted on 11/7/18 at 2:59 pm to
Posted by Mad Dawg 2020
Member since Jun 2017
731 posts
Posted on 11/7/18 at 3:03 pm to
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vital squadron ground support functions


I bet those are not very fun.
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
98190 posts
Posted on 11/7/18 at 3:12 pm to
By the time those guys are done they will have made an exact inventory of every last maintenance item in the squadron.
Posted by Wheaux
San Diego
Member since Jul 2018
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Posted on 11/7/18 at 3:14 pm to
Posted by jcaz
Laffy
Member since Aug 2014
15639 posts
Posted on 11/7/18 at 3:22 pm to
Why does the military care? It’s not even contrails. It’s just a damn flight path. Actually some damn good training to plot out a course like that.
Posted by GEAUXT
Member since Nov 2007
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Posted on 11/7/18 at 3:28 pm to
that is one of my all time favorite gifs
Posted by Cump11b
Member since Sep 2018
2026 posts
Posted on 11/7/18 at 3:29 pm to
Frick California... these guys are national treasures.
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
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Posted on 11/7/18 at 3:29 pm to
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flew an irregular flight pattern over the Salton Sea that resembled a phallic image


perfect considering what a shitshow the salton sea is.

are they wrong for pointing that out with gps?
Posted by Snipe
Member since Nov 2015
10929 posts
Posted on 11/7/18 at 3:30 pm to
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"Although not flying for the time being, the two Marine Corps aviators are still providing vital squadron ground support functions," he said



I take this to mean they are teaching those other slackers how to make dicks in skies too...


Only thing that would make this story better is if their call signs were Maverick and Goose.
This post was edited on 11/7/18 at 3:31 pm
Posted by GrammarKnotsi
Member since Feb 2013
9353 posts
Posted on 11/7/18 at 3:30 pm to
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Why does the military care?


they don't..loud civilians do
Posted by jcaz
Laffy
Member since Aug 2014
15639 posts
Posted on 11/7/18 at 4:10 pm to
Frick the civilians.

They aren’t damaged or affected by a virtual tracking path.

They are Marine Corps Aviators. Damn all this professionalism BS.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
73856 posts
Posted on 11/7/18 at 4:14 pm to
and the pussification continues, a fighter pilot should have a huge massive hard on at all times, accompanied with huge brass balls, disciplined, yes, but cocky and edgy as hell, frick the SJWs


nb4: all you did today was weaken a country!
Posted by Packer
IE, California
Member since May 2017
7811 posts
Posted on 11/7/18 at 4:25 pm to
Some of the enlisted helicopter mechanics/gunners/crew chiefs that I knew would draw dicks on rocks and then throw them from the helicopters in Afghanistan. I guess flying in a dick pattern is worse though
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
73856 posts
Posted on 11/7/18 at 4:27 pm to
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draw dicks on rocks and then throw them from the helicopters in Afghanistan.

should have thrown shoes, more damaging
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