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Man’s penis turns to bone — docs want to use shockwaves to break it down
Posted on 12/18/24 at 11:42 am
Posted on 12/18/24 at 11:42 am
Yeah, wouldn't want to be that guy...
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A man’s routine visit to the doctor turned into a nightmare after physicians discovered that his penis was turning to bone, as detailed in a study published in Urology Case Reports.
The unnamed patient, who was in his 60s, had reported to the doctor’s office for “a trauma of the knee,” per the study. During the visit, he also alerted medics of a pain in his penis.
Upon examination, physicians didn’t find any prostate swelling, unusual discharge or any of the usual markers of phallic agony, so they conducted an X-ray to look for possible pelvic fractures
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The images revealed a hard truth: the patient had “extensive, plaque-like calcification” along the length of his manhood.
Doctors diagnosed the poor soul with penile ossification, in which calcium salts amass in the organ’s tissues, forming an extraskeletal structure much like a bone.
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Despite this anomaly down under, the man declined further examination or treatment of the penile petrification, which is generally remedied via topical medicines, injections or oral painkillers.
The condition can also be treated through shockwave therapy, where doctors use sonic pulses to break down the calcified mass.
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Posted on 12/18/24 at 11:43 am to DemonKA3268
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reported to the doctor’s office for “a trauma of the knee,”
More like weeknee, am I right?
Posted on 12/18/24 at 11:43 am to DemonKA3268
So is this what happens after an erection last longer than four hours?
Posted on 12/18/24 at 11:46 am to 225rumpshaker
quote:Almost put that lol
So is this what happens after an erection last longer than four hours?
Posted on 12/18/24 at 11:46 am to DemonKA3268
Dude is an idiot. WTH did he think was going to happen after watching porn with Medusa in it?
Posted on 12/18/24 at 11:49 am to DemonKA3268
This guy took his boner to another level
Posted on 12/18/24 at 11:50 am to saint tiger225
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penile ossification
At first glance I read this as penile assification.
This post was edited on 12/18/24 at 11:54 am
Posted on 12/18/24 at 11:50 am to DemonKA3268
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The condition can also be treated through shockwave therapy, where doctors use sonic pulses to break down the calcified mass.
Not really sure if this would be extremely painful or cause an orgasm

Posted on 12/18/24 at 11:52 am to IT_Dawg
Interesting lunchtime article....Gonna pass on that link
Posted on 12/18/24 at 11:58 am to 225rumpshaker
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So is this what happens after an erection last longer than four hours?

Posted on 12/18/24 at 11:59 am to DemonKA3268
Sounds like a real pain in the dickhole
Posted on 12/18/24 at 12:01 pm to DemonKA3268
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the man declined further examination or treatment of the penile petrification
Dude's are always looking for a good time!
Posted on 12/18/24 at 12:06 pm to DemonKA3268
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shockwave therapy
Sounds simultaneously awesome and terrifying.
Posted on 12/18/24 at 12:06 pm to saint tiger225
Exact reason why i watch all porn through a mirror - can't be too careful
Posted on 12/18/24 at 12:08 pm to DemonKA3268
How do you not include the opening line from the article
It's not small, I just have a plaque build up
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It was a different kind of bone-r.
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The hardened plaque reduces flexibility and can cause the phallus to curve during an erection or appear shorter when erect.
It's not small, I just have a plaque build up
Posted on 12/18/24 at 12:13 pm to DemonKA3268
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The condition can also be treated through shockwave therapy, where doctors use sonic pulses to break down the calcified mass.
And the patient pisses razor blades until all that broken up calcification finally passes.
I've dealt with many kidney stones over the years and some of them are not nice to pass because of their size. I can't imagine passing tons of broken up calcification............
Posted on 12/18/24 at 12:20 pm to gumbo2176
This story is absolutely petrifying!
Posted on 12/18/24 at 12:22 pm to DemonKA3268
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The condition can also be treated through shockwave therapy,
So this happens so much they actually have a procedure for it...damn
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