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Man’s penis turns to bone — docs want to use shockwaves to break it down

Posted on 12/18/24 at 11:42 am
Posted by DemonKA3268
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Member since Oct 2015
20392 posts
Posted on 12/18/24 at 11:42 am
Yeah, wouldn't want to be that guy...

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A man’s routine visit to the doctor turned into a nightmare after physicians discovered that his penis was turning to bone, as detailed in a study published in Urology Case Reports.

The unnamed patient, who was in his 60s, had reported to the doctor’s office for “a trauma of the knee,” per the study. During the visit, he also alerted medics of a pain in his penis.

Upon examination, physicians didn’t find any prostate swelling, unusual discharge or any of the usual markers of phallic agony, so they conducted an X-ray to look for possible pelvic fractures
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The images revealed a hard truth: the patient had “extensive, plaque-like calcification” along the length of his manhood.

Doctors diagnosed the poor soul with penile ossification, in which calcium salts amass in the organ’s tissues, forming an extraskeletal structure much like a bone.


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Despite this anomaly down under, the man declined further examination or treatment of the penile petrification, which is generally remedied via topical medicines, injections or oral painkillers.

The condition can also be treated through shockwave therapy, where doctors use sonic pulses to break down the calcified mass.


LINK
Posted by TDsngumbo
Member since Oct 2011
45434 posts
Posted on 12/18/24 at 11:43 am to
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reported to the doctor’s office for “a trauma of the knee,”

More like weeknee, am I right?
Posted by 225rumpshaker
Texas
Member since Sep 2006
10952 posts
Posted on 12/18/24 at 11:43 am to
So is this what happens after an erection last longer than four hours?
Posted by DemonKA3268
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20392 posts
Posted on 12/18/24 at 11:46 am to
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So is this what happens after an erection last longer than four hours?
Almost put that lol
Posted by saint tiger225
San Diego
Member since Jan 2011
40564 posts
Posted on 12/18/24 at 11:46 am to
Dude is an idiot. WTH did he think was going to happen after watching porn with Medusa in it?
Posted by Usual Suspect
Living rent free
Member since Jun 2013
2379 posts
Posted on 12/18/24 at 11:49 am to
This guy took his boner to another level
Posted by WhuckFistle
Member since Jul 2015
3217 posts
Posted on 12/18/24 at 11:50 am to
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penile ossification


At first glance I read this as penile assification.
This post was edited on 12/18/24 at 11:54 am
Posted by IT_Dawg
Georgia
Member since Oct 2012
24290 posts
Posted on 12/18/24 at 11:50 am to
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The condition can also be treated through shockwave therapy, where doctors use sonic pulses to break down the calcified mass.


Not really sure if this would be extremely painful or cause an orgasm
Posted by bengalman
In da Country
Member since Feb 2007
3808 posts
Posted on 12/18/24 at 11:52 am to
Interesting lunchtime article....Gonna pass on that link
Posted by SteelerBravesDawg
Member since Sep 2020
43337 posts
Posted on 12/18/24 at 11:58 am to
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So is this what happens after an erection last longer than four hours?

Posted by MRTigerFan
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Member since Sep 2008
5280 posts
Posted on 12/18/24 at 11:59 am to
Sounds like a real pain in the dickhole
Posted by Trauma14
Member since Aug 2010
6303 posts
Posted on 12/18/24 at 12:01 pm to
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the man declined further examination or treatment of the penile petrification


Dude's are always looking for a good time!
Posted by DeltaTigerDelta
Member since Jan 2017
12728 posts
Posted on 12/18/24 at 12:02 pm to
It’s just a boner.
Posted by Ace Midnight
Between sanity and madness
Member since Dec 2006
92453 posts
Posted on 12/18/24 at 12:06 pm to
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shockwave therapy


Sounds simultaneously awesome and terrifying.
Posted by LazloHollyfeld
Steam Tunnel at UNC-G
Member since Apr 2009
1856 posts
Posted on 12/18/24 at 12:06 pm to
Exact reason why i watch all porn through a mirror - can't be too careful
Posted by Weekend Warrior79
Member since Aug 2014
18990 posts
Posted on 12/18/24 at 12:08 pm to
How do you not include the opening line from the article
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It was a different kind of bone-r.


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The hardened plaque reduces flexibility and can cause the phallus to curve during an erection or appear shorter when erect.

It's not small, I just have a plaque build up
Posted by StanSmith
Member since May 2018
1023 posts
Posted on 12/18/24 at 12:11 pm to
Too much viagra?

Posted by gumbo2176
Member since May 2018
17867 posts
Posted on 12/18/24 at 12:13 pm to
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The condition can also be treated through shockwave therapy, where doctors use sonic pulses to break down the calcified mass.



And the patient pisses razor blades until all that broken up calcification finally passes.

I've dealt with many kidney stones over the years and some of them are not nice to pass because of their size. I can't imagine passing tons of broken up calcification............
Posted by dakarx
Member since Sep 2018
7827 posts
Posted on 12/18/24 at 12:20 pm to
This story is absolutely petrifying!
Posted by Chrome
Chromeville
Member since Nov 2007
11487 posts
Posted on 12/18/24 at 12:22 pm to
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The condition can also be treated through shockwave therapy,


So this happens so much they actually have a procedure for it...damn
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