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re: Man’s penis rots after being bitten by snake while sitting on toilet
Posted on 11/5/21 at 2:19 pm to DemonKA3268
Posted on 11/5/21 at 2:19 pm to DemonKA3268
Total Dick move by the snake
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Posted on 11/5/21 at 2:22 pm to DemonKA3268
Read this on the can - yes I just looked in it to make sure
Posted on 11/5/21 at 2:27 pm to DemonKA3268
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the nearest trauma center some 220 miles away.
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during a safari trip in South Africa
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while sitting on toilet
There are some things not adding up for me. There are toilets on safaris? Toilets that are 220 miles from the nearest medical help? That seems a bit remote for a functioning sewage system, yet no medical services? And you dont notice a massive snake before you sit down?
Or was this dumbass more likely getting a cheap thrill by playing fireman on a King Cobras head?
Posted on 11/5/21 at 2:31 pm to RobbBobb
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Toilets that are 220 miles from the nearest medical help? That seems a bit remote for a functioning sewage system
Do porta-potties not have a toilet?
Posted on 11/5/21 at 2:37 pm to DemonKA3268
Of all the random thoughts I will have about "what if...." ever since i've seen a picture of a snake in a toilet back when people sent emails with pictures, this is one of those thoughts I have more than the others.
frick this. Im not even all that scared of snakes, spiders are my biggest fear.. But there is something about a snake in the toilet that fricks with me.
frick this. Im not even all that scared of snakes, spiders are my biggest fear.. But there is something about a snake in the toilet that fricks with me.
Posted on 11/5/21 at 2:58 pm to DemonKA3268
Pics?
Posted on 11/5/21 at 3:42 pm to DemonKA3268
Posted on 11/5/21 at 3:42 pm to DemonKA3268
Some things just shouldn't be shared. This is one of those things.
Posted on 11/5/21 at 3:54 pm to DemonKA3268
never bother a snake while it is sitting on the toilet.
Posted on 11/5/21 at 3:56 pm to DemonKA3268
No pics of the penis? 
Posted on 11/5/21 at 3:57 pm to DemonKA3268
Highly unlikely to happen to you when you have a super micro
Posted on 11/5/21 at 4:01 pm to WestCoastAg
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well who hasnt had that happen to them
My grandad woke up in the morning and went to sit on the toilet and have a cig, sat down, and realized there was a big arse snake in the toilet. This was in Boligee, AL, but it wasn't a Cobra and he didn't get bitten on his pecker
Posted on 11/5/21 at 4:27 pm to DemonKA3268
Me in that scenario..
Posted on 11/5/21 at 4:30 pm to DemonKA3268
WhiteSnake
Posted on 11/5/21 at 5:36 pm to Klingler7
Posted on 11/5/21 at 5:47 pm to DemonKA3268
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His penis and scrotum were noted to be swollen, deep purple in color
Happens to me all the time.
Posted on 11/5/21 at 5:53 pm to DemonKA3268
Was this guy related to the guy who jumped in a pond to escape a swam of bees and was eaten by piranha? We had a thread about that.
Posted on 11/5/21 at 9:20 pm to DemonKA3268
I can't even imagine how nasty that presentation must have been. Especially after a couple of days 
Posted on 11/5/21 at 9:23 pm to DemonKA3268
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His penis and scrotum were noted to be swollen, deep purple in color
So he was a married man
Posted on 11/5/21 at 9:41 pm to DemonKA3268
This is why I turn the lights on in the middle of the night regardless.
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