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Man’s penis rots after being bitten by snake while sitting on toilet
Posted on 11/5/21 at 1:29 pm
Posted on 11/5/21 at 1:29 pm
Whole lot of nope here.
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A Dutch man had to undergo reconstructive surgery on his penis after a cobra bit his manhood during a safari trip in South Africa — causing it to rot.
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The 47-year-old victim suffered scrotal necrosis after the cold-blooded serpent, which was lurking in the toilet bowl, attacked
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In what the medical journal described as the first case of “snouted cobra envenomation of the genitals,” the unidentified man had to wait three hours before he was flown by helicopter to the nearest trauma center some 220 miles away.
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“His penis and scrotum were noted to be swollen, deep purple in color, and painful on hospital admission. Scrotal necrosis was diagnosed, and he received multiple doses of a non-specific snake venom antiserum and broad-spectrum antibiotics,”
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“The scrotal necrosis was reported to involve the entire fascia (skin to internal spermatic) and was excised with extensive margins. Primary closure was performed, leaving a drain in situ,
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Posted on 11/5/21 at 1:30 pm to DemonKA3268
That's enough Internet for you today
Posted on 11/5/21 at 1:31 pm to DemonKA3268
quote:Halloween was last week. No more horror stories.
after the cold-blooded serpent, which was lurking in the toilet bowl, attacked
Posted on 11/5/21 at 1:31 pm to DemonKA3268
Sounds like he just hit the sack.
Posted on 11/5/21 at 1:32 pm to DemonKA3268
Nobody was ready to suck it out
Posted on 11/5/21 at 1:32 pm to DemonKA3268
Well this is especially disturbing to read taking what was a nice afternoon dump at the office.
Posted on 11/5/21 at 1:33 pm to DemonKA3268
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Dutch man
So his dick is Rotterdam
Posted on 11/5/21 at 1:34 pm to DemonKA3268
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snouted cobra envenomation of the genitals
That’s a nightmare phrase.
Posted on 11/5/21 at 1:34 pm to DemonKA3268
Pics or it didn’t happen
Posted on 11/5/21 at 1:37 pm to DemonKA3268
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South Africa
I almost went to South Africa once. Could have been me.
Posted on 11/5/21 at 1:37 pm to DemonKA3268
Skanks and snakes aren't good for the ol' penis
Posted on 11/5/21 at 1:39 pm to DemonKA3268
well who hasnt had that happen to them
Posted on 11/5/21 at 1:40 pm to TheFonz
Gotta keep both heads on a swivel in South Africa.
Posted on 11/5/21 at 1:40 pm to DemonKA3268
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scrotal necrosis
Awesome name for a death metal band
Posted on 11/5/21 at 2:15 pm to DemonKA3268
Let the pain go away but the swellin’stay
Posted on 11/5/21 at 2:18 pm to DemonKA3268
who doesnt look down first before they sit?
just to be sure the seat is down and not covered in piss/shite if nothing else
just to be sure the seat is down and not covered in piss/shite if nothing else
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