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Man’s penis rots after being bitten by snake while sitting on toilet

Posted on 11/5/21 at 1:29 pm
Posted by DemonKA3268
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2015
21240 posts
Posted on 11/5/21 at 1:29 pm
Whole lot of nope here.

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A Dutch man had to undergo reconstructive surgery on his penis after a cobra bit his manhood during a safari trip in South Africa — causing it to rot.
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The 47-year-old victim suffered scrotal necrosis after the cold-blooded serpent, which was lurking in the toilet bowl, attacked
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In what the medical journal described as the first case of “snouted cobra envenomation of the genitals,” the unidentified man had to wait three hours before he was flown by helicopter to the nearest trauma center some 220 miles away.
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“His penis and scrotum were noted to be swollen, deep purple in color, and painful on hospital admission. Scrotal necrosis was diagnosed, and he received multiple doses of a non-specific snake venom antiserum and broad-spectrum antibiotics,”
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“The scrotal necrosis was reported to involve the entire fascia (skin to internal spermatic) and was excised with extensive margins. Primary closure was performed, leaving a drain in situ,


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Posted by beauxgy
LA
Member since Feb 2007
3965 posts
Posted on 11/5/21 at 1:30 pm to
Snake Vs. snake.
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
66950 posts
Posted on 11/5/21 at 1:30 pm to
That's enough Internet for you today
Posted by AUriptide
Member since Aug 2009
7459 posts
Posted on 11/5/21 at 1:31 pm to
Larger snake wins.
Posted by Jor Jor The Dinosaur
Chicago, IL
Member since Nov 2014
7454 posts
Posted on 11/5/21 at 1:31 pm to
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after the cold-blooded serpent, which was lurking in the toilet bowl, attacked
Halloween was last week. No more horror stories.
Posted by tiggerthetooth
Big Momma's House
Member since Oct 2010
64348 posts
Posted on 11/5/21 at 1:31 pm to
Sounds like he just hit the sack.
Posted by lsudat10
Lexington, KY
Member since Mar 2010
2844 posts
Posted on 11/5/21 at 1:32 pm to
Nobody was ready to suck it out
Posted by DabosDynasty
Member since Apr 2017
5180 posts
Posted on 11/5/21 at 1:32 pm to
Well this is especially disturbing to read taking what was a nice afternoon dump at the office.
Posted by SUB
Silver Tier TD Premium
Member since Jan 2009
25491 posts
Posted on 11/5/21 at 1:32 pm to
Now that’s a GDKC.
Posted by VolsOut4Harambe
Baw Land
Member since Sep 2017
14373 posts
Posted on 11/5/21 at 1:33 pm to
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Dutch man


So his dick is Rotterdam
Posted by Ghost of Colby
Alberta, overlooking B.C.
Member since Jan 2009
15635 posts
Posted on 11/5/21 at 1:34 pm to
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snouted cobra envenomation of the genitals

That’s a nightmare phrase.
Posted by HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Member since Jul 2011
33459 posts
Posted on 11/5/21 at 1:34 pm to
Pics or it didn’t happen

Posted by TheFonz
Somewhere in Louisiana
Member since Jul 2016
23256 posts
Posted on 11/5/21 at 1:37 pm to
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South Africa


I almost went to South Africa once. Could have been me.
Posted by CockHolliday
Columbia, SC
Member since Dec 2012
4847 posts
Posted on 11/5/21 at 1:37 pm to
Skanks and snakes aren't good for the ol' penis
Posted by Major Dutch Schaefer
Location: Classified
Member since Nov 2011
38970 posts
Posted on 11/5/21 at 1:37 pm to
Posted by WestCoastAg
Member since Oct 2012
150121 posts
Posted on 11/5/21 at 1:39 pm to
well who hasnt had that happen to them
Posted by UK34
Member since May 2016
207 posts
Posted on 11/5/21 at 1:40 pm to
Gotta keep both heads on a swivel in South Africa.
Posted by Bluefin
The Banana Stand
Member since Apr 2011
13489 posts
Posted on 11/5/21 at 1:40 pm to
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scrotal necrosis

Awesome name for a death metal band
Posted by TuckyTiger
Central Ky
Member since Nov 2016
515 posts
Posted on 11/5/21 at 2:15 pm to
Let the pain go away but the swellin’stay
Posted by keakar
Member since Jan 2017
30152 posts
Posted on 11/5/21 at 2:18 pm to
who doesnt look down first before they sit?

just to be sure the seat is down and not covered in piss/shite if nothing else
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