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re: Man Wins Desperate Struggle to Free Penis From Toilet Python
Posted on 5/25/16 at 2:51 pm to LSU8654722
Posted on 5/25/16 at 2:51 pm to LSU8654722
First of all, I'm pretty sure he has 30 minute routine with shitting being the first of several activities. He's not squatting for 30 min.
If there is ever a reason to kill a snake, this is it. Why release it back to the wild? frick that.
If there is ever a reason to kill a snake, this is it. Why release it back to the wild? frick that.
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Posted on 5/25/16 at 2:53 pm to titmouse
Khon Khao Bang Pakong may retire GDCK from OT lore.
Posted on 5/25/16 at 2:59 pm to Upperdecker
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Khon Khao Bang Pakong
That name looks like the sounds I would make trying to get that snake off my junk.
Posted on 5/25/16 at 3:14 pm to Dan Bilzerian
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30 minutes? WTF did this guy eat?
Chinese food
Posted on 5/25/16 at 3:26 pm to Peazey
I always enjoy human interest stories with happy endings. 
Posted on 5/25/16 at 3:29 pm to I-59 Tiger
Who's going to clean all that shite up?
Posted on 5/25/16 at 3:34 pm to Stud Bud
I'll be dumping in the bathroom on the fourth from now on. No python can climb that high.
Posted on 5/25/16 at 4:02 pm to Peazey
Does anybody look before sitting on a toilet?
The python was obviously confused about his sexual orientation.
The python was obviously confused about his sexual orientation.
Posted on 5/25/16 at 4:04 pm to LSUBoo
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Not sure that's such a good idea, now that it has a taste for the dick.
Posted on 5/25/16 at 4:28 pm to Goldrush25
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Have to admit that toilet snakes are something that's always in the back of my mind.
We have a toilet that is in a closet attached to the tractor shed at our farm, and I went to use it about 5 years ago and when I opened the door I heard a rattling sound. So I obviously jumped back and went and got some more ppl and something to kill it with. We looked and looked but couldn't find that damn snake but could still hear it rattling. We finally figured it was in the toilet and so we put an out of order sign on the bathroom and it is still there to this day.
Posted on 5/25/16 at 4:34 pm to Tempratt
Had it been a BBC, the snake would have been over-matched.
Posted on 5/25/16 at 4:41 pm to Peazey
Guess his snake won....in the end.
Posted on 5/25/16 at 4:45 pm to Peazey
30 minutes? I thought those squat toilets were supposed to make the going easier/faster.
Posted on 5/25/16 at 4:47 pm to Peazey
As I read this on the toilet...
Posted on 5/25/16 at 4:49 pm to crash1211
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Khon Khao Bang Pakong
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That name looks like the sounds I would make trying to get that snake off my junk.
This 3rd page has made me sweat from laughing so hard
Posted on 5/25/16 at 8:00 pm to LSUBFA83
30 minutes of continual squatting... that dude's gams have to look amazing. Leg day and morning dump overlap.
Posted on 5/25/16 at 8:05 pm to Peazey
Frick that shite...I would never be able to use the toilet peacefully again
Posted on 5/25/16 at 8:50 pm to Peazey
So this person received oral from a python.
This is the type of story movies are made from.
This is the type of story movies are made from.
Posted on 5/25/16 at 10:00 pm to Peazey
But did he cum?
Posted on 5/25/16 at 10:02 pm to Peazey
Tremendous, tremendous thread title, sir. Bravo.
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