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re: Man Wins Desperate Struggle to Free Penis From Toilet Python

Posted on 5/25/16 at 1:54 pm to
Posted by 68wDoc68w
baton rouge
Member since Jan 2014
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Posted on 5/25/16 at 1:54 pm to
Posted by WeeWee
Member since Aug 2012
40233 posts
Posted on 5/25/16 at 1:56 pm to
If that ever happens to me. I want yall to shoot me in the head and then kill the snake.
Posted by Restomod
Member since Mar 2012
13493 posts
Posted on 5/25/16 at 1:57 pm to
Hell naw... to the naw naw no, hell naw.
Posted by titmouse
a tree branch above your car
Member since May 2006
6369 posts
Posted on 5/25/16 at 1:58 pm to
GDCK

God Damn Ceeramic Kaamode Snake
Posted by hawgfaninc
https://youtu.be/torc9P4-k5A
Member since Nov 2011
46525 posts
Posted on 5/25/16 at 2:00 pm to
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck that
Posted by hawgfaninc
https://youtu.be/torc9P4-k5A
Member since Nov 2011
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Posted on 5/25/16 at 2:01 pm to
Posted by LSUBoo
Knoxville, TN
Member since Mar 2006
101935 posts
Posted on 5/25/16 at 2:02 pm to
quote:

Authorities suspect the python entered the home through a pipe that led it into the toilet. It will be released back to nature, Thairath reported.


Not sure that's such a good idea, now that it has a taste for the dick.
Posted by Hu_Flung_Pu
Central, LA
Member since Jan 2013
22232 posts
Posted on 5/25/16 at 2:07 pm to
quote:

Between this and the anal fistulas thread title yesterday the OT is bringing it. Much like that thread, I'm not sure why I clicked on this title either.


I looked at it for a minute and said to myself "Dammit, that doesn't seem good but it sounds hilarious. I'm at work though. Toilet Python? shite. I'm gonna open it.....What have I become?"
Posted by Hu_Flung_Pu
Central, LA
Member since Jan 2013
22232 posts
Posted on 5/25/16 at 2:08 pm to
quote:

I want yall to shoot me in the head


Like penis head or head head?
Posted by 68wDoc68w
baton rouge
Member since Jan 2014
1869 posts
Posted on 5/25/16 at 2:11 pm to
that dude bled like a stuck pig and managed to TIE the damn thing to the door.


FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK that sauce
Posted by castorinho
13623 posts
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Posted on 5/25/16 at 2:12 pm to
That's not my idea of an extension
Posted by Peazey
Metry
Member since Apr 2012
25418 posts
Posted on 5/25/16 at 2:15 pm to
Yeah, I left out the picture with all the blood. It's pretty gnarly.
Posted by WeeWee
Member since Aug 2012
40233 posts
Posted on 5/25/16 at 2:22 pm to
quote:

I want yall to shoot me in the head


Like penis head or head head?




Head head. Right between the eyeballs.
Posted by mach316
Jonesboro, AR
Member since Jul 2012
4784 posts
Posted on 5/25/16 at 2:22 pm to
30 minutes on the shitter and I would need a wheelchair
Posted by jeffsdad
Member since Mar 2007
21589 posts
Posted on 5/25/16 at 2:23 pm to
Dont scare me. my penis would win.
Posted by Goldrush25
San Diego, CA
Member since Oct 2012
33794 posts
Posted on 5/25/16 at 2:25 pm to
Have to admit that toilet snakes are something that's always in the back of my mind.
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
19523 posts
Posted on 5/25/16 at 2:27 pm to
My python would have bit back
Posted by AU_RX
City of St George
Member since May 2005
4263 posts
Posted on 5/25/16 at 2:36 pm to
quote:

Authorities suspect the python entered the home through a pipe that led it into the toilet. It will be released back to nature, Thairath reported.

Not sure that's such a good idea, now that it has a taste for the dick.


And we shall name it......Rex.
Posted by Pepe Lepew
Looney tuned .....
Member since Oct 2008
36221 posts
Posted on 5/25/16 at 2:42 pm to
has to be in the "hunt" for thread of the year
Posted by LSU8654722
Member since Apr 2014
1495 posts
Posted on 5/25/16 at 2:43 pm to
This scene from Ghoulies made me afraid to take a dump in public as a kid.

Thanks for restoring the fear.
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