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re: Man Wins Desperate Struggle to Free Penis From Toilet Python

Posted on 5/25/16 at 2:51 pm to
Posted by jrowla2
Colorado
Member since Jan 2007
4176 posts
Posted on 5/25/16 at 2:51 pm to
First of all, I'm pretty sure he has 30 minute routine with shitting being the first of several activities. He's not squatting for 30 min.

If there is ever a reason to kill a snake, this is it. Why release it back to the wild? frick that.
Posted by Tortious
ATX
Member since Nov 2010
5663 posts
Posted on 5/25/16 at 2:53 pm to
Khon Khao Bang Pakong may retire GDCK from OT lore.
Posted by crash1211
Houma
Member since May 2008
3635 posts
Posted on 5/25/16 at 2:59 pm to
quote:

Khon Khao Bang Pakong


That name looks like the sounds I would make trying to get that snake off my junk.
Posted by shawnlsu
Member since Nov 2011
23682 posts
Posted on 5/25/16 at 3:14 pm to
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30 minutes? WTF did this guy eat?


Chinese food
Posted by I-59 Tiger
Vestavia Hills, AL
Member since Sep 2003
36858 posts
Posted on 5/25/16 at 3:26 pm to
I always enjoy human interest stories with happy endings.
Posted by Stud Bud
MS But travel all over the country
Member since Sep 2015
6958 posts
Posted on 5/25/16 at 3:29 pm to
Who's going to clean all that shite up?
Posted by Boagni Swamp
Right next door to No Face
Member since Oct 2015
912 posts
Posted on 5/25/16 at 3:34 pm to
I'll be dumping in the bathroom on the fourth from now on. No python can climb that high.
Posted by Tempratt
Member since Oct 2013
14945 posts
Posted on 5/25/16 at 4:02 pm to
Does anybody look before sitting on a toilet?

The python was obviously confused about his sexual orientation.
Posted by Tempratt
Member since Oct 2013
14945 posts
Posted on 5/25/16 at 4:04 pm to
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Not sure that's such a good idea, now that it has a taste for the dick.


Posted by WeeWee
Member since Aug 2012
43961 posts
Posted on 5/25/16 at 4:28 pm to
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Have to admit that toilet snakes are something that's always in the back of my mind.




We have a toilet that is in a closet attached to the tractor shed at our farm, and I went to use it about 5 years ago and when I opened the door I heard a rattling sound. So I obviously jumped back and went and got some more ppl and something to kill it with. We looked and looked but couldn't find that damn snake but could still hear it rattling. We finally figured it was in the toilet and so we put an out of order sign on the bathroom and it is still there to this day.
Posted by sjmabry
Texas
Member since Aug 2013
18846 posts
Posted on 5/25/16 at 4:34 pm to
Had it been a BBC, the snake would have been over-matched.
Posted by tigerbutt
Deep South
Member since Jun 2006
26128 posts
Posted on 5/25/16 at 4:41 pm to
Guess his snake won....in the end.
Posted by LSUBFA83
Member since May 2012
4075 posts
Posted on 5/25/16 at 4:45 pm to
30 minutes? I thought those squat toilets were supposed to make the going easier/faster.
Posted by Blitzed
Member since Oct 2009
22010 posts
Posted on 5/25/16 at 4:47 pm to
As I read this on the toilet...
Posted by putt23
Pingree Grove, IL
Member since Oct 2010
5227 posts
Posted on 5/25/16 at 4:49 pm to
quote:

Khon Khao Bang Pakong


quote:

That name looks like the sounds I would make trying to get that snake off my junk.




This 3rd page has made me sweat from laughing so hard
Posted by its1999
Member since Aug 2009
1040 posts
Posted on 5/25/16 at 8:00 pm to
30 minutes of continual squatting... that dude's gams have to look amazing. Leg day and morning dump overlap.
Posted by RLDSC FAN
Rancho Cucamonga, CA
Member since Nov 2008
58953 posts
Posted on 5/25/16 at 8:05 pm to
Frick that shite...I would never be able to use the toilet peacefully again
Posted by partsman103
Member since Sep 2008
8642 posts
Posted on 5/25/16 at 8:50 pm to
So this person received oral from a python.

This is the type of story movies are made from.

Posted by UHTiger
Member since Jan 2007
5231 posts
Posted on 5/25/16 at 10:00 pm to
But did he cum?
Posted by Hot Carl
Prayers up for 3
Member since Dec 2005
62099 posts
Posted on 5/25/16 at 10:02 pm to
Tremendous, tremendous thread title, sir. Bravo.
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