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Man who used anglerfish stomach to masturbate ends up in hospital
Posted on 2/24/18 at 6:07 pm
Posted on 2/24/18 at 6:07 pm
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A man who posted step-by-step updates as he pleasured himself with the stomach of an anglerfish ended up in hospital.
In a series of posts on 2channel, the anonymous masturbator from Japan told users that he works with anglerfish on a regular basis, and decided to wank with the fish’s stomach out of ‘curiosity’.
He described how he had taken precautions, carefully disinfecting the raw fish organ using salt and ethanol before rubbing it against his penis.
The detailed statuses ended with a photo of him wearing the stomach on his hand, as though it were a glove.
Accompanying the image was a short caption: ‘I’m taking off my pants now.’

A man who posted step-by-step updates as he pleasured himself with the stomach of an anglerfish ended up in hospital.
In a series of posts on 2channel, the anonymous masturbator from Japan told users that he works with anglerfish on a regular basis, and decided to wank with the fish’s stomach out of ‘curiosity’.
He described how he had taken precautions, carefully disinfecting the raw fish organ using salt and ethanol before rubbing it against his penis.
The detailed statuses ended with a photo of him wearing the stomach on his hand, as though it were a glove.
Accompanying the image was a short caption: ‘I’m taking off my pants now.’

Posted on 2/24/18 at 6:10 pm to DavidTheGnome
We lost LucasP for this shite.
Posted on 2/24/18 at 6:14 pm to DavidTheGnome
He was all up in them guts.
Posted on 2/24/18 at 6:15 pm to DavidTheGnome
simulates the right smell at least
Posted on 2/24/18 at 6:15 pm to DavidTheGnome
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wank with the fish’s stomach out of ‘curiosity’.
eh, we've all been in a similar situation.
Posted on 2/24/18 at 6:15 pm to DavidTheGnome
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Japan
The Florida of countries
Posted on 2/24/18 at 6:17 pm to BigPerm30
quote:and we have a winner
He was all up in them guts
Posted on 2/24/18 at 6:18 pm to DavidTheGnome
That’s thinking outside the box. I admire this guy’s creative ability and lack of shame.
Posted on 2/24/18 at 6:22 pm to DavidTheGnome
I've felt more vaginally realistic fish stomachs on my penis in the quad on a Thursday.
Posted on 2/24/18 at 6:24 pm to DavidTheGnome
Win some you lose some
Posted on 2/24/18 at 6:24 pm to DavidTheGnome
He used ethanol on the fish, then rubbed the fish against his junk.
Pure alcohol on your junk = not pleasant.
“Or so I’ve been told.”
Pure alcohol on your junk = not pleasant.
“Or so I’ve been told.”
This post was edited on 2/24/18 at 6:26 pm
Posted on 2/24/18 at 6:43 pm to DavidTheGnome
In a related article from the same source
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A woman who was arrested by police following reports of a theft at a supermarket store defecated in her pants in a bid to conceal drugs inside her feces. Shannen Martin, from Texas, was put in the back of a police car while officers investigated the alleged theft. But while she sitting in the vehicle, police say she intentionally defecated in her underwear then hid a crack pipe, 2.3 grams of crack cocaine and a Valentine’s Day card in her poo.
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