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Man who used anglerfish stomach to masturbate ends up in hospital

Posted on 2/24/18 at 6:07 pm
Posted by DavidTheGnome
Monroe
Member since Apr 2015
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Posted on 2/24/18 at 6:07 pm
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A man who posted step-by-step updates as he pleasured himself with the stomach of an anglerfish ended up in hospital.

In a series of posts on 2channel, the anonymous masturbator from Japan told users that he works with anglerfish on a regular basis, and decided to wank with the fish’s stomach out of ‘curiosity’.

He described how he had taken precautions, carefully disinfecting the raw fish organ using salt and ethanol before rubbing it against his penis.

The detailed statuses ended with a photo of him wearing the stomach on his hand, as though it were a glove.

Accompanying the image was a short caption: ‘I’m taking off my pants now.’

Posted by CapperVin
Member since Apr 2013
10661 posts
Posted on 2/24/18 at 6:09 pm to
IWHI
Posted by PrivatePublic
Member since Nov 2012
17848 posts
Posted on 2/24/18 at 6:09 pm to
#fishtoo
Posted by LSUTigersVCURams
Member since Jul 2014
21940 posts
Posted on 2/24/18 at 6:09 pm to
I’ve been in worse.
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 2/24/18 at 6:10 pm to
We lost LucasP for this shite.
Posted by lsuwontonwrap
Member since Aug 2012
34147 posts
Posted on 2/24/18 at 6:12 pm to
WTF
Posted by bctiger6
NOLA
Member since Jul 2007
1355 posts
Posted on 2/24/18 at 6:12 pm to
How many beers?
Posted by BigPerm30
Member since Aug 2011
32445 posts
Posted on 2/24/18 at 6:14 pm to
He was all up in them guts.
Posted by gthog61
Irving, TX
Member since Nov 2009
71001 posts
Posted on 2/24/18 at 6:15 pm to
simulates the right smell at least
Posted by Chuker
St George, Louisiana
Member since Nov 2015
7544 posts
Posted on 2/24/18 at 6:15 pm to
quote:

wank with the fish’s stomach out of ‘curiosity’.




eh, we've all been in a similar situation.
Posted by weagle99
Member since Nov 2011
35893 posts
Posted on 2/24/18 at 6:15 pm to
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Japan


The Florida of countries
Posted by kingbob
Sorrento, LA
Member since Nov 2010
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Posted on 2/24/18 at 6:16 pm to
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
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Posted on 2/24/18 at 6:17 pm to
quote:

He was all up in them guts
and we have a winner
Posted by TigersHuskers
Nebraska
Member since Oct 2014
15523 posts
Posted on 2/24/18 at 6:17 pm to
Florida?
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
45561 posts
Posted on 2/24/18 at 6:18 pm to
That’s thinking outside the box. I admire this guy’s creative ability and lack of shame.
Posted by JPinLondon
not in London (currently NW Ohio)
Member since Nov 2006
7881 posts
Posted on 2/24/18 at 6:22 pm to
I've felt more vaginally realistic fish stomachs on my penis in the quad on a Thursday.
Posted by Strannix
C.S.A.
Member since Dec 2012
54234 posts
Posted on 2/24/18 at 6:24 pm to
Win some you lose some
Posted by TheHarahanian
Actually not Harahan as of 6/2023
Member since May 2017
24370 posts
Posted on 2/24/18 at 6:24 pm to
He used ethanol on the fish, then rubbed the fish against his junk.

Pure alcohol on your junk = not pleasant.

“Or so I’ve been told.”
This post was edited on 2/24/18 at 6:26 pm
Posted by buzwa
Member since Sep 2006
2585 posts
Posted on 2/24/18 at 6:26 pm to
Jim McEwan approves.
Posted by SamuelClemens
Earth
Member since Feb 2015
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Posted on 2/24/18 at 6:43 pm to
In a related article from the same source

quote:

A woman who was arrested by police following reports of a theft at a supermarket store defecated in her pants in a bid to conceal drugs inside her feces. Shannen Martin, from Texas, was put in the back of a police car while officers investigated the alleged theft. But while she sitting in the vehicle, police say she intentionally defecated in her underwear then hid a crack pipe, 2.3 grams of crack cocaine and a Valentine’s Day card in her poo.
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