Man swallows 87 nails and 7 push pins

he sounds like a tool

Why operate? Let me push them out naturally.

i couldn't imagine being so committed to such a painful process.

I remember reading in the Guinness Book of Records about some guy who ate an entire small plane and a bunch of other metal stuff.

Found it, from wiki

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His performances involved the consumption of metal, glass, rubber and other materials. He disassembled, cut up, and consumed bicycles, shopping carts, televisions, and a Cessna 150,[2] among other items. The Cessna 150 took roughly two years to be "eaten", from 1978 to 1980. He began eating unusual material as a teenager, at around 16 years of age,[3] and performed publicly beginning in 1966.[citation needed] Lotito had an eating disorder known as pica. Doctors determined that Lotito also had a thick lining in his stomach and intestines which allowed his consumption of sharp metal without suffering injury.[

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China is kinda like the Florida of the entire world.

.....you forgot the quart of Pepto-Bismol, the four sticks of butter, and the Fleet Enema!

It's ironic that he did this considering some other dude was nailing his girlfriend?

The serial killer Albert Fish did similar things.

He wasn’t trying to kill himself. He was just bat shite crazy.

He had all kinds of push pins in his nut sack when he was finally aressted.

how do you even swallow something like that

An mri would’ve removed the nails in like 5 minutes