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Man strangled girlfriend after she 'asked him to not fart in bed'...
Posted on 9/18/26 at 1:04 pm
Posted on 9/18/26 at 1:04 pm
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A Florida Man is behind bars on a felony domestic battery charge for allegedly strangling his girlfriend after she “asked him not to fart in bed,”
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Police say Anthony Gordon, 32, and the 45-year-old victim were in bed one morning earlier this month when the flatulence matter was raised. In response, Gordon allegedly called the woman a "bitch," prompting her to spit on him.
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Irate, Gordon grabbed the woman by the throat with two hands and pulled her off the bed onto the floor, cops charge. The victim told officers the choking lasted several seconds and ceased when she bit Gordon’s finger.
Man Arrested For Felony In Fart Attack
Posted on 9/18/26 at 1:05 pm to Lowdermilk
I need to share this with my wife.
Posted on 9/18/26 at 1:06 pm to Lowdermilk
Felonious Flatulence
Posted on 9/18/26 at 1:06 pm to SallysHuman
You have become my favorite poster on this site. Thank you for your service
Posted on 9/18/26 at 1:07 pm to Lowdermilk
Do they live off of Nicholson between Ben Hur and Lee? Asking for a friend....
Posted on 9/18/26 at 1:07 pm to Lowdermilk
Ignore - I lack reading comprehension
This post was edited on 9/18/26 at 1:21 pm
Posted on 9/18/26 at 1:08 pm to LSU4LIFEo85
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LSU4LIFEo85
Posted on 9/18/26 at 1:08 pm to Lowdermilk
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prompting her to spit on him.
That’s assault, brotha
Posted on 9/18/26 at 1:08 pm to Rex Feral
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need to share this with my wife.
Who’s the bed farter? You or your wife?
Posted on 9/18/26 at 1:09 pm to DarthRebel
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Women do not understand how bad their farts smell and can drive a man to insanity.
It was HIS fart.
Posted on 9/18/26 at 1:11 pm to SallysHuman
To be fair, it looks like he eats a lot of Indian food....so, probably not a tolerable fart
Posted on 9/18/26 at 1:12 pm to SallysHuman
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It was HIS fart.
Not sure that makes a difference. Fart-induced insanity is just that - insanity.
Posted on 9/18/26 at 1:12 pm to Lowdermilk
I’m not saying he’s in the right, but my man here strangled that chick because she spit on him, not because she asked him not to fart in bed
Posted on 9/18/26 at 1:13 pm to Lowdermilk
My wife could’ve had me charged with domestic terroism with the unholy fart I unleashed about 2 this morning. It woke us both up out of a sound sleep.
Posted on 9/18/26 at 1:13 pm to cbree88
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Who’s the bed farter? You or your wife?
She's always complaining about me. She needs to see how good she has it.
Posted on 9/18/26 at 1:16 pm to Rex Feral
I am mostly disappointed there was escalation between the farting and choking. Name calling, spitting and THEN choking.
I will pretend she said "don't fart in bed" and he immediately helped her not smell it by choking. Frankly, it doesn't seem like an unreasonable response.
I will pretend she said "don't fart in bed" and he immediately helped her not smell it by choking. Frankly, it doesn't seem like an unreasonable response.
Posted on 9/18/26 at 1:19 pm to Lowdermilk
Seems like a reasonable response to me 
Posted on 9/18/26 at 1:20 pm to SillyGoosePond
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I will pretend she said "don't fart in bed" and he immediately helped her not smell it by choking. Frankly, it doesn't seem like an unreasonable response.
Obviously, the initial response was to give her a dutch oven. If that doesn't work, then proceed to name calling.
Posted on 9/18/26 at 1:23 pm to Lowdermilk
postpartum?
Posted on 9/18/26 at 1:50 pm to Lowdermilk
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Man strangled girlfriend after she 'asked him to not fart in bed
This implies he did it because she asked him not to fart
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prompting her to spit on him.
Guessing this is what escalated it from verbal to physical
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