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re: Man lay dead in a Planet Fitness tanning bed for three days
Posted on 11/12/24 at 2:26 pm to Darth_Vader
Posted on 11/12/24 at 2:26 pm to Darth_Vader
The manager was prolly trying to talk him out of cancelling his membership the whole time.
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Posted on 11/12/24 at 2:30 pm to foj1981
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Planet Fitness
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I belong to Anytime Fitness
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Could have been you
Actually, couldn't have been him.
Posted on 11/12/24 at 2:30 pm to StrongOffer
After reading all of the replies, I see I’m way too late to crack any good jokes
Posted on 11/12/24 at 2:30 pm to Darth_Vader
He was vaxxing and boosting in there. Those rooms are supposed to be cleaned after every use, and people schedule appointments - how did they not realize he had not come out of there? Lesson here is, if you use these things, clean it yourself, because the staff apparently doesn't do it.
Posted on 11/12/24 at 2:31 pm to el Gaucho
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They got worried when he didn’t come out for pizza day
Posted on 11/12/24 at 2:40 pm to Darth_Vader
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dead in a Planet Fitness tanning bed for three days
More like
quote:IYAM
Derek Stink
Posted on 11/12/24 at 2:47 pm to Darth_Vader
So not a Final Destination 3 type incident?
Posted on 11/12/24 at 2:53 pm to Darth_Vader
Shooting heroin in the tanning bed seems like a poor way of checking out.
Posted on 11/12/24 at 2:56 pm to Darth_Vader
Sir, this is a Golds Gym.
Posted on 11/12/24 at 2:56 pm to Darth_Vader
The cleaning lady at Planet Fitness on Monday
Posted on 11/12/24 at 3:01 pm to reggierayreb
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The cleaning lady at Planet Fitness on Monday
Well, that’s the thing. I don’t know much about tanning beds. But I’d imagine they need to be cleaned at least daily, right? The fact a corpse lay rotting in one for three days tells me this gym isn’t exactly keeping their beds clean. Setting aside the dead guy, imagine how many people would use that bed in a normal three day period.
Posted on 11/12/24 at 3:05 pm to StrongOffer
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The manager was prolly trying to talk him out of cancelling his membership the whole time.
One-click cancel law hasn't even gone into effect yet.
Posted on 11/12/24 at 3:05 pm to Darth_Vader
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His family told WTHR the man struggled with addiction issues, and a needle was found in the room with him.
Gym
Tan
Laced Heroin
Posted on 11/12/24 at 3:12 pm to Darth_Vader
He won't need a coffin, they could probably just bury the tanning bed with him in it.
Posted on 11/12/24 at 3:15 pm to Babewinkelman
Guys that use tanning beds 
This post was edited on 11/12/24 at 3:19 pm
Posted on 11/12/24 at 3:31 pm to Darth_Vader
Didn't turn blue, didn't go cold. How was anyone supposed to know?
ETA: tanning bed still in use, no doubt.
ETA: tanning bed still in use, no doubt.
This post was edited on 11/12/24 at 3:32 pm
Posted on 11/12/24 at 3:33 pm to Darth_Vader
Might be the damndest story I've read this month.
Posted on 11/12/24 at 3:42 pm to POTUS2024
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Lesson here is, if you use these things, clean it yourself, because the staff apparently doesn't do it.
Hydromassage Bed #4 at Sandy Springs PF produces the worst smell I’ve ever witnessed* when the water hits the glute region. The first time I thought it was the lady who used the bed before her. The next time I was worried it was me. Now I realize this thing has never been cleaned.
*in a close second was the storm trooper mask at Spencer’s in Cortana mall from 1994-1996
Posted on 11/12/24 at 3:45 pm to cdhorn28
Posted on 11/12/24 at 3:46 pm to Darth_Vader
I guess there is light at the end of the tunnel.
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