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re: Man jacks off on grocery store employee

Posted on 6/26/22 at 12:10 pm to
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
66136 posts
Posted on 6/26/22 at 12:10 pm to
Bet she didn't see that one coming.
Posted by Doublebagger
Member since Mar 2021
980 posts
Posted on 6/26/22 at 12:14 pm to
Everyman dies. But not everyman truly lives.
Posted by ChasseurNC
Member since Feb 2022
625 posts
Posted on 6/26/22 at 12:29 pm to
We need common sense jizz control
Posted by LSUtoBOOT
Member since Aug 2012
16478 posts
Posted on 6/26/22 at 12:32 pm to
quote:

No bail for jacking off, but murder someone and get off on 100K bond.


Sadly, he’ll beat the rap and get off again.
Posted by goodgrin
Atlanta, GA
Member since Nov 2003
6431 posts
Posted on 6/26/22 at 12:41 pm to
Satan's demonic minions have taken over a disproportionate number of the black community, thanks to the Democratic Party. Good going progressive leftists! You should be proud of yourselves for voting for folks like FDR, JFK, LBJ, Carter (lol), Clinton, Obama (LOL) and Obama part II through Biden (LOLOLOL).
Posted by Privateer 2007
Member since Jan 2020
7256 posts
Posted on 6/26/22 at 12:55 pm to
Notice, once again in a Rona mask.

We need to get back to prohibiting masks in public.
Posted by TheHarahanian
Actually not Harahan as of 6/2023
Member since May 2017
21604 posts
Posted on 6/26/22 at 12:59 pm to

quote:

obscene sexual display

Having your work labeled “obscene” has got to be a slap in the face.

Also
quote:

he’ll beat the rap and get off again

ISWYDT
This post was edited on 6/26/22 at 1:00 pm
Posted by BeepNode
Lafayette
Member since Feb 2014
10005 posts
Posted on 6/26/22 at 12:59 pm to
Need pics of the grocery store employee to determine level of guilt.
Posted by BamaSaint
Mobile, Al
Member since Mar 2013
3281 posts
Posted on 6/26/22 at 1:01 pm to
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goodgrin

You people just can't help yourselves can you? Must everything be this political bull shite to you? Every fricking thread has a shite head like you spouting nonsense like this
Posted by danilo
Member since Nov 2008
23284 posts
Posted on 6/26/22 at 1:03 pm to
Deshaun Watson?
Posted by mauser
Orange Beach
Member since Nov 2008
24906 posts
Posted on 6/26/22 at 1:12 pm to
Red flag for this guy. Who am I kidding? He'd just buy a stolen gun
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
53328 posts
Posted on 6/26/22 at 1:15 pm to
quote:

I’m just going to assume he started jacking off way before approaching her. Then just as he was close, he went up to her and shot his load. Otherwise she would have been standing there waiting for it.

Yup. This is what usually happens - cums out of nowhere

Or they’ll have their back to you while you’re busy at a desk and not paying attention - and then whammo - they turn around and your asking IT for a new keyboard
Posted by Mr Personality
Bangkok
Member since Mar 2014
27364 posts
Posted on 6/26/22 at 1:24 pm to
All we have from the article is she is 58. So hotness chances are very low.
Posted by stonedbegonias
Member since Jan 2010
11996 posts
Posted on 6/26/22 at 1:27 pm to
quote:

left an unknown bodily fluid on the worker’s pants.


Are they waiting for lab results? It’s splooge
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
65789 posts
Posted on 6/26/22 at 1:29 pm to
I would not be buying mayonnaise from that grocery store for quite a while
Posted by BurlesonCountyAg
Member since Jan 2014
3814 posts
Posted on 6/26/22 at 1:31 pm to
He did not do anything
Posted by Tigerpride18
Lakewood Colorado
Member since Sep 2017
30924 posts
Posted on 6/26/22 at 1:32 pm to
quote:

This is what liberals want


Liberals want to be jacked off on at work?
How is this political
Posted by adamau
Member since Oct 2020
4146 posts
Posted on 6/26/22 at 1:32 pm to
She hit up the soup aisle for lunch-Cream of Sumyunguy
Posted by Revelator
Member since Nov 2008
60917 posts
Posted on 6/26/22 at 1:37 pm to
The article doesn’t say he masturbated on her. It says he left an unknown bodily fluid. It could have simply been pre-seminal fluid from arousal.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
82923 posts
Posted on 6/26/22 at 1:46 pm to
Well then, what’s all the fuss about?
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