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Man dies with ping pong ball up his bum after being electrocuted while pleasuring himself

Posted on 5/11/23 at 3:19 pm
Posted by Partha
Member since Jan 2022
6145 posts
Posted on 5/11/23 at 3:19 pm
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-12071691/Man-30-dies-ping-pong-ball-bum-electrocuted-pleasuring-himself.html
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A man died with a ping pong ball in his bottom after being electrocuted while pleasuring himself.

The single 30-year-old from the Czech Republic, who lived at home with his parents, was found dead on the floor of his bedroom by firefighters, who were forced to kick his door down.

He was wearing a one-piece women's swimsuit, and had 'tightly' wrapped his legs, trunk and neck in straps of plastic and fabric.

His concerned parents sought help after he failed to open his locked door, 'despite them knocking for a long time', doctors revealed in a report outlining the unusual circumstances of his death.

Police found an electric massage device laying next to the unidentified man's body, which was still connected to the mains.

Tests showed the one-handed device, which had signs of 'wear', had malfunctioned while plugged in.

Burns on the man's skin, inches above his penis, corresponded with the outer shape of the massage device's head.

As such, his death was ruled to be down to 'accidental electrocution to auto-erotic manipulation'.

An autopsy, carried out 48 hours after his death, revealed a 'strange foreign body' in his intestine, too.

Publishing details about the man's case in the journal Legal Medicine, doctors from University Hospital Hradec Králové in the north of the Czech Republic said: 'It was a fancy condom in a plastic translucent box, onto which a label was fixed with the victim's first name marked with a black inscription.'

It measured around 5.5cm.

Another object — around 9cm in length — was lodged in his rectum.

That, doctors said, was a 'round, plastic cylinder, onto which a ping-pong ball, fixed with a plastic wrap, was placed'.

Internal exams also revealed he had suffered internal organ congestion, swelling in the lungs and brain due to trapped fluid while blood was found trapped in the heart chambers.
Posted by JetsetNuggs
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Posted by schatman
Montana
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Posted on 5/11/23 at 3:20 pm to
Sorry for partying
Posted by VolsOut4Harambe
Atlanta, GA
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Posted on 5/11/23 at 3:20 pm to
That’s enough internet for today…logging off.
Posted by MyRockstarComplex
The airport
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Posted on 5/11/23 at 3:20 pm to
I think we’ve all been there before.
Posted by zzgobucky
Madison
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Posted on 5/11/23 at 3:20 pm to
I can only hope to go out having this much fun
Posted by molsusports
Member since Jul 2004
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Posted on 5/11/23 at 3:21 pm to
I learned today that my mastrubation game is hopelessly behind the time.
Posted by Honest Tune
Louisiana
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Posted on 5/11/23 at 3:22 pm to
Where in Florida did he live?
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
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Posted on 5/11/23 at 3:22 pm to
quote:

His concerned parents sought help after he failed to open his locked door, 'despite them knocking for a long time', doctors revealed in a report outlining the unusual circumstances of his death.



might have just buried him in the garden instead of letting that story get published.
Posted by Byrdybyrd05
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Posted on 5/11/23 at 3:23 pm to
That is a hell of a title
Posted by AUCom96
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Posted by Crusty
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Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
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Posted on 5/11/23 at 3:25 pm to
“Mother, why is there a dead Italian Prime Minister in his apartment and why is there a giant dildo up his arse?”
Posted by Porpus
Covington, LA
Member since Aug 2022
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Posted on 5/11/23 at 3:26 pm to
Isn't Czech electric service 220 volts? This dude had a 220-volt plug in dildo? Do you have to make sure you get the exact right cord for that?

This post was edited on 5/11/23 at 3:28 pm
Posted by SaintEB
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Posted on 5/11/23 at 3:27 pm to
Posted by Palantir
I've been a Columbia House
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Posted on 5/11/23 at 3:27 pm to
There's a whole lot to unpack here with just one headline
Posted by jaytothen
Member since Jan 2020
6407 posts
Posted on 5/11/23 at 3:28 pm to
What happened to good old fashioned self-asphyxiation
Posted by tss22h8
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Member since Jan 2007
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Posted on 5/11/23 at 3:29 pm to
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The single 30-year-old...who lived at home with his parents...
That says a lot right there.
Posted by Partha
Member since Jan 2022
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Posted on 5/11/23 at 3:30 pm to
quote:


There's a whole lot to unpack here with just one headline



Indeed.

That's why I refrained from posting the detailed diagram (which can be seen in the article link) and the in-depth warning about sticking objects into rectums for erotic pleasure.
Posted by dukke v
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Posted on 5/11/23 at 3:30 pm to
I wish I would have not clicked this thread.
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