re: Man claims to be podiatrist student, sucks woman&#39;s toes at Walmart

Posted by MrBiriwa

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Posted on 3/20/14 at 3:20 pm to ellunchboxo

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That's a Cosby sweater...

A COSSSSBY SWEATER!

Im sure this was his face when he popped those toes in his mouth...

Posted by Darth_Vader

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Posted on 3/20/14 at 3:23 pm to NorthshoreTiger76

Don't look at me.

Posted by RyseofRome

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Posted on 3/20/14 at 3:45 pm to NorthshoreTiger76

I would suck a pretty white girl's toes from my work. She has nice feet and wears flip flops. But I aint gonna suck some hood rats toes in wal mart

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Posted by L5UT1ger

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Posted on 3/20/14 at 3:52 pm to RyseofRome

Better than him pretending to be a proctologist

Posted by Darth_Vader

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Posted on 3/20/14 at 3:58 pm to Spaulding Smails

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Can someone explain to me what the appeal of women's feet is?

They're pretty... or at least they can be as long as she takes care of them.

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It seems like only weird losers have this as a fetish

Fetish? Yeah, I agree. but just because you like feet does not mean you have a fetish. Now if you are transfixed to feet to where you've got to have them as part of sex otherwise you cannot enjoy it, or if you're in a Wal Mart sucking on some random woman's toes, then you've got a fetish.

But I'd say the vast majority of guys are like me and like when a girl has pretty feet... but it's not something they just HAVE to have.

Posted by toddzilla

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Posted on 3/20/14 at 4:05 pm to Darth_Vader

So far he has managed to stay a few feet ahead of Law Enforcement...

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Posted by Sl4m

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Posted on 3/20/14 at 4:06 pm to toddzilla

People of Walmark

Posted by Darth_Vader

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Posted on 3/20/14 at 4:06 pm to toddzilla

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So far he has managed to stay a few feet ahead of Law Enforcement...

Posted by Tempratt

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Posted on 3/20/14 at 4:08 pm to NorthshoreTiger76

Hope her toes looked good for that kind of embarrassment.

Posted by toddzilla

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Posted on 3/20/14 at 4:11 pm to Tempratt

There's a toe rapist in Port Barre. My wife almost kicked him in the head a couple of years ago while making a sales call at a tire place over there.

Posted by PeepleHeppinBidness

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Posted on 3/20/14 at 4:11 pm to RyseofRome

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But I aint gonna suck some hood rats toes in wal mart

Who said anything about hood rats? I'm sure these were perfectly respectable women taking shoe advice from that guy at Wal-Mart.

Posted by Darth_Vader

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Posted on 3/20/14 at 4:17 pm to PeepleHeppinBidness

The funny thing is I'm pretty sure we've seen similar stories of weirdo's sucking random toes in Wal Mart at least two or three other times in the last year or so.

Posted by Btrtigerfan

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Posted on 3/20/14 at 4:18 pm to NorthshoreTiger76

I was a Triple A with my girl and another couple. A creepy dude in the parking lot offered the girls $20 each for their dirty socks. Done deal.

I don't judge. That bought the first couple rounds in the Funny Bone.

They said they would have never done it if they were alone, but because we were there it was funny.

Posted by Old Money

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Posted on 3/20/14 at 4:30 pm to Btrtigerfan

Bitches love foot rubs

Posted by Azranod

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Posted on 3/21/14 at 10:15 am to NorthshoreTiger76

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Man claims to be podiatrist student, sucks woman's toes at Walmart

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According to the Lincolnton Police Department, the incident happened on Monday around 11:15 a.m.

That's when police say a man, who claimed he was a podiatrist student, started a conversation with a woman in the store.

The woman told police that he convinced her to try on several pair of shoes in the shoe department.

Kick his arse Sea Bass!