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Man accused of leaving adult toys at Monroe bookstore

Posted on 4/24/17 at 4:30 pm
Posted by DavidTheGnome
Monroe
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Posted on 4/24/17 at 4:30 pm
A Monroe man is facing multiple charges after reportedly leaving adult toys at a local bookstore.

According to an arrest affidavit for Nelson Lentz, 70, 2710 Sterlington Road, 143, officers made contact with Lentz at his home to question him about adult toys being left at Books-A-Million.

The report states Lentz left multiple toys of the same type at the store due to a bad experience he said he had with the business. He said he traveled to the store to leave the items in various sections of the property.

According to the report, Lentz also said he had extra items and used them for this purpose. Employees at the store told officers there had been several incidents involving Lentz leaving the items in the religious section of the store.

This post was edited on 4/24/17 at 4:31 pm
Posted by CaptainsWafer
TD Platinum Member
Member since Feb 2006
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Posted on 4/24/17 at 4:31 pm to
That's just good family fun right there.
Posted by AwesomeSauce
Das Boot
Member since May 2015
7441 posts
Posted on 4/24/17 at 4:33 pm to
Seems like he has it all there.

Posted by Btrtigerfan
Disgruntled employee
Member since Dec 2007
21363 posts
Posted on 4/24/17 at 4:33 pm to
You know he put them in his butt first. Ew.
Posted by Tigeralum2008
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Member since Apr 2012
17126 posts
Posted on 4/24/17 at 4:34 pm to
quote:

A Monroe man is facing multiple charges after reportedly leaving adult toys at a local bookstore.


Please tell me what crime was committed?
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
77940 posts
Posted on 4/24/17 at 4:35 pm to
time for nelson to take a time out in the ouachita parish jail
Posted by Champagne
Already Conquered USA.
Member since Oct 2007
48262 posts
Posted on 4/24/17 at 4:35 pm to
I'm sorry, I thought this was America!
Posted by DavidTheGnome
Monroe
Member since Apr 2015
29134 posts
Posted on 4/24/17 at 4:37 pm to
You know, he makes some points. They aren't good ones or anything, but he makes them nonetheless.
This post was edited on 4/24/17 at 4:38 pm
Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
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Posted on 4/24/17 at 4:37 pm to
Posted by roguetiger15
Member since Jan 2013
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Posted on 4/24/17 at 4:43 pm to
quote:

According to the report, Lentz also said he had extra items and used them for this purpose


yahtzee
Posted by DWaginHTown
Houston, TX
Member since Jan 2006
9856 posts
Posted on 4/24/17 at 4:45 pm to
what's he being charged with?
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
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Posted on 4/24/17 at 4:45 pm to
Posted by Godfather1
What WAS St George, Louisiana
Member since Oct 2006
79609 posts
Posted on 4/24/17 at 4:45 pm to
quote:

Please tell me what crime was committed?


This.

I mean poor taste and trashiness aren't crimes.
Posted by saintsfan22
baton rouge
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Posted on 4/24/17 at 4:46 pm to
Saruman up to his old tricks
Posted by roguetiger15
Member since Jan 2013
16146 posts
Posted on 4/24/17 at 4:47 pm to
most likely disturbing the peace and littering
Posted by Godfather1
What WAS St George, Louisiana
Member since Oct 2006
79609 posts
Posted on 4/24/17 at 4:49 pm to
Kind of looks like Colonel Reb:

"Ahhh...magnolias. Oh Belvedere...come heyah baw!!!"

Posted by roguetiger15
Member since Jan 2013
16146 posts
Posted on 4/24/17 at 4:56 pm to
is he about to tell me I chose the holy grail wisely?
Posted by PrimeTime Money
Houston, Texas, USA
Member since Nov 2012
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Posted on 4/24/17 at 4:57 pm to
quote:

Please tell me what crime was committed?
Unlawfully unattended dildo.
Posted by Esquire
Chiraq
Member since Apr 2014
11570 posts
Posted on 4/24/17 at 5:26 pm to
I'm more shocked about a bookstore in Monroe being able to sell enough books to stay open. It's obviously a front.
Posted by Tempratt
WRMS Girls Soccer Team Kicks arse
Member since Oct 2013
13289 posts
Posted on 4/24/17 at 5:42 pm to
If it had been Windows when they were still, they would've used them.
They also bitched about the power plant going back on line.
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