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Man accused of dipping testicles in customer’s salsa

Posted on 2/27/19 at 4:37 pm
Posted by DavidTheGnome
Monroe
Member since Apr 2015
29169 posts
Posted on 2/27/19 at 4:37 pm
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MARYVILLE, TN (AP) — A Tennessee man was jailed on felony charges after appearing to dip his testicles into a container of salsa that a customer had ordered online.

The delivery driver allegedly recorded it and posted a video online, saying, "This is what you get when you give an 89 cents tip for an almost 30-minute drive."

News outlets report that the passenger, 31-year-old Howard Matthew Webb, was arrested last week and charged with adulteration of food.

Dinner Delivered said the food service has fired the driver and forwarded information about him to authorities as well.

Webb remains behind bars pending a March 12 hearing.

Posted by Jack Bauer7
Member since Jun 2012
5026 posts
Posted on 2/27/19 at 4:38 pm to
ouch, goes to jail and burns his nuts i bet
Posted by stapuffmarshy
lower 9
Member since Apr 2010
17507 posts
Posted on 2/27/19 at 4:39 pm to
I called the restaurant and asked if their salsa came with ball cheese.

They said no and that's when I knew something was up.
Posted by Slagathor
Makin' jokes about your teeny tiny
Member since Jul 2007
37811 posts
Posted on 2/27/19 at 4:40 pm to
quote:

"This is what you get when you give an 89 cents tip for an almost 30-minute drive."


He knew what the tip was before making the delivery?
Posted by Open Dore Policy
The Commodore State
Member since Oct 2012
4472 posts
Posted on 2/27/19 at 4:40 pm to
Ballsa.
Posted by idlewatcher
County Jail
Member since Jan 2012
79194 posts
Posted on 2/27/19 at 4:40 pm to
That's so gross.

FWIW, he looks exactly like you would think a delivery driver would look like.
Posted by JetsetNuggs
Member since Jun 2014
13932 posts
Posted on 2/27/19 at 4:41 pm to
quote:

"This is what you get when you give an 89 cents tip for an almost 30-minute drive."


I've never been a delivery driver, but dude may have a point.
Posted by Bluefin
The Banana Stand
Member since Apr 2011
13259 posts
Posted on 2/27/19 at 4:42 pm to
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Ballsa.

Do you think it was Testitos brand?

This post was edited on 2/27/19 at 4:44 pm
Posted by Buckeye Jeaux
Member since May 2018
17756 posts
Posted on 2/27/19 at 4:44 pm to
I waited tables in my college years. The ball-dip was bad, but I've seen worse
Posted by SouthEndzoneTiger
Louisiana
Member since Mar 2008
10600 posts
Posted on 2/27/19 at 4:45 pm to
That took a lot of balls
Posted by Big EZ Tiger
Member since Jul 2010
24273 posts
Posted on 2/27/19 at 4:45 pm to
That's weird because he doesn't look unhinged at all.
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
55495 posts
Posted on 2/27/19 at 4:46 pm to
quote:

He knew what the tip was before making the delivery?



I think some places allow you to tip beforehand if you order online.

Customer was a dumbfrick for putting down such a paltry amount on the front end.
Posted by WaltTeevens
Santa Barbara, CA
Member since Dec 2013
10966 posts
Posted on 2/27/19 at 4:46 pm to
I wanted Pico de Gallo, not Pico de Huevos
Posted by Athis
Member since Aug 2016
11632 posts
Posted on 2/27/19 at 4:49 pm to
quote:

30-minute drive


Why do they deliver 30 minutes away? There has to be some built in tip for that type delivery.
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
171037 posts
Posted on 2/27/19 at 4:49 pm to
quote:


The delivery driver allegedly recorded it and posted a video online, saying, "This is what you get when you give an 89 cents tip for an almost 30-minute drive."



I'll allow it. Just don't be an idiot and film it.
Posted by EveryoneGetsATrophy
Member since Nov 2017
2907 posts
Posted on 2/27/19 at 4:51 pm to
Popcorn, peanuts, hot salty nuts here.
Posted by PearlJam
NotBeardEaves
Member since Aug 2014
13908 posts
Posted on 2/27/19 at 4:51 pm to
Probably a 10 minute drive and the dramatic delivery driver referenced the round trip time and rounded up.
Posted by northshorebamaman
Cochise County AZ
Member since Jul 2009
35498 posts
Posted on 2/27/19 at 4:53 pm to
If that guy delivered my food I'd assume he fricked with it.
Posted by reo45
Member since Nov 2015
6362 posts
Posted on 2/27/19 at 4:53 pm to
quote:

I waited tables in my college years. The ball-dip was bad, but I've seen worse


So if I give a monster tip does that mean mine comes with the cheese sauce?
Posted by Power-Dome
Member since Nov 2012
1112 posts
Posted on 2/27/19 at 4:59 pm to
This is the real problem with tipping culture
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