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re: LSU game day - seeing more squatted trucks

Posted on 9/5/26 at 12:14 pm to
Posted by DVinBR
Member since Jan 2013
16103 posts
Posted on 9/5/26 at 12:14 pm to
Squatted truck owners

Posted by bamacoullion
Fayette, Alabama
Member since Oct 2008
2761 posts
Posted on 9/5/26 at 12:17 pm to
Squatted trucks = wormy dog scratching his arse in the grass
Posted by RoyalWe
Louisiana
Member since Mar 2018
5586 posts
Posted on 9/5/26 at 12:20 pm to
Twerking at halftime while they play neck. It's comin'.
Posted by Ron McKelvey
Member since Jul 2026
62 posts
Posted on 9/5/26 at 2:00 pm to
Found the fig prius owner
Posted by CR4090
Member since Apr 2023
11085 posts
Posted on 9/5/26 at 2:02 pm to
Carolina Squat or regular squat?
Posted by chinhoyang
Member since Jun 2011
26324 posts
Posted on 9/5/26 at 2:42 pm to
See a lot of Carolina Squat truck drivers in criminal court. Many states outlaw them, as they should.
Posted by CSATiger
The Battlefield
Member since Aug 2010
7069 posts
Posted on 9/5/26 at 3:35 pm to
quote:

Would never fly at the University of Louisiana.



which one?
Posted by Shiftyplus1
Marathon, FL
Member since Oct 2005
14879 posts
Posted on 9/5/26 at 4:27 pm to
I thought squatted trucks were made illegal in La? They oughtta be, if they aren't.
Posted by td1
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2015
3240 posts
Posted on 9/5/26 at 4:32 pm to
Out here in TDV1 we don’t have that kind of stuff, we pay for that to be relocated to the north side of campus.
Posted by UptownJoeBrown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2024
13331 posts
Posted on 9/5/26 at 4:34 pm to
They are illegal.

You think we follow the law in BR?
Posted by jizzle6609
Houston
Member since Jul 2009
22071 posts
Posted on 9/5/26 at 4:54 pm to
quote:

tooted" trucks are awes


Lmfao.

Yeah sounds awesome.
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
31245 posts
Posted on 9/5/26 at 4:56 pm to
Diversity Is Our Strength




Barack Hussain
Posted by Portballs
Member since Jun 2025
738 posts
Posted on 9/5/26 at 5:17 pm to
I thought that stupid shite was illegal in LA?
Posted by UptownJoeBrown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2024
13331 posts
Posted on 9/5/26 at 5:47 pm to
quote:

I thought that stupid shite was illegal in LA?


It is.

So is murder, littering, discharging weapons, and theft.

What’s your point?
Posted by ShoeBang
Member since May 2012
22459 posts
Posted on 9/5/26 at 7:01 pm to
quote:

seeing more squatted trucks



This is all I can think when I see one


The good news is that a squatted truck is just like a flat billed hats or excessive tattoos: a sign of low intelligence, which is the major component of decision making skills. You don’t have to waste time figuring out they are retarded. They tell you right away themselves.
This post was edited on 9/5/26 at 7:05 pm
Posted by Portballs
Member since Jun 2025
738 posts
Posted on 9/5/26 at 7:15 pm to
quote:

What’s your point?

Yeah you're right.
Just more laws that don't get enforced...
Posted by TigrrrDad
Member since Oct 2016
8300 posts
Posted on 9/5/26 at 7:30 pm to
While it looks ridiculous, there is a valid reason for the Carolina Squat.

The angle of the trucks helps to drain the jizz quicker from the driver’s butthole.
Posted by Rabby
Member since Mar 2021
1973 posts
Posted on 9/6/26 at 1:25 am to
Self identifying morons.

They save us the trouble of figuring them out.
Posted by FAT SEXY
California
Member since Jun 2020
2856 posts
Posted on 9/6/26 at 1:50 am to
Culture baby!!
Posted by Spankum
The Sip
Member since Jan 2007
63933 posts
Posted on 9/6/26 at 3:15 am to
quote:


What’s a gameday like there? Is it mostly students/alumni or are there a lot of locals?


A lot of both from all over the state….most drive in on game day from out of town. Typically from 1 - 3 hours away.
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