Lord emperor JBE set to speak at 10 am tomorrow: predictions inside

Inb4 a friend's cousin told me another shutdown

A man who is taking on an unfathomable responsibility. He has saved countless lives and I think he should be recruited by the Biden administration to head the Covid Task Force in January. HE LISTENS TO THE SCIENCE!

They’re bringing in the marshals to install law and order

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How come no one mentions martial law on these threads anymore like they did in March and April?

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We can't buy ammo anymore. Need to postpone that to about June.

These fricking children just won't listen.
Rip off the band-aid.
This hiding shite won't work.

Shelter in place and toilet paper rations.

If I had to guess, it’s going to be a lecture on the dangers of kissing on New Years.

He admits he screwed up by not finding a way to get vaccinations off the shelf on anything other than a 9 to 5 banker’s schedule that follows all state, federal, Jewish, and Muslim holidays. Praises the millions of other Americans who have worked countless Christmas’s and other holidays for far less critical causes. Promises that he specifically told a crew NOT to get drunk on NYE so they can spend all day on January 1st vaccinating those in nursing homes who haven’t seen their families since March.

I had it earlier this month. I survived. I will not be wearing a mask and IDGAF what this clown says

I hope he don’t close down indoor dining the saints got the playoffs games