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re: Looks like we will be enjoying some lighter Gravy

Posted on 8/2/17 at 4:47 pm to
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
125012 posts
Posted on 8/2/17 at 4:47 pm to
quote:

The zero tolerance bullying policy has let weird fricks continue to be weird instead of transitioning into normalcy. Bullying is good for society.


This can't be said enough. I was bullied and I'm glad for it now
Posted by facher08
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2011
4484 posts
Posted on 8/2/17 at 4:47 pm to
quote:

You may argue with me and disagree with me and my stances, but I'm going to make sure that the easy fat jokes get taken off the table.


Then he blocks people. Intelligent discourse and open mindedness have always been "off the table" for him.

This post was edited on 8/2/17 at 5:00 pm
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
27626 posts
Posted on 8/2/17 at 4:48 pm to
Why don't we just send him food delivery?

Actually, can someone send me food delivery?

I'm fat. And hungry.
Posted by Geauxgurt
Member since Sep 2013
10508 posts
Posted on 8/2/17 at 4:50 pm to
I find it amusing he is complaining about being critiqued personally in the public eye when he does 10x worse with his bullshite rhetoric.
Posted by tigerbutt
Deep South
Member since Jun 2006
24671 posts
Posted on 8/2/17 at 4:50 pm to
quote:

I may get smaller in physical size,
. I laughed

Wonder if he has worked on his racism?
This post was edited on 8/2/17 at 4:52 pm
Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
96932 posts
Posted on 8/2/17 at 4:53 pm to
Posted by LSU fan 246
Member since Oct 2005
90567 posts
Posted on 8/2/17 at 4:53 pm to
quote:

. As a big man, I know for a fact, people aren't out here trying to become obese


Sorry but it takes a lot of effort to get to 400lbs. That shite doesn't happen overnight
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
125012 posts
Posted on 8/2/17 at 4:56 pm to
quote:

Wonder if he has worked on his racism?


Nope. The only thing white that Gravy likes is wonderbread
Posted by LSUGrad9295
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2007
33713 posts
Posted on 8/2/17 at 4:57 pm to
Today must be the "day of the fat-arse". There is a thread on the MSB about Jared Lorenzen ballooning up to 500 pounds. (For the non sports minded crowd, he was a quarterback at Kentucky and in the NFL whose playing weight was about 280. He was known as the "Pillsbury Throw Boy")
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
59922 posts
Posted on 8/2/17 at 5:01 pm to
I'm gonna send him a box of cupcakes to congratulate him.
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
135228 posts
Posted on 8/2/17 at 5:11 pm to
quote:

. As a big man, I know for a fact, people aren't out here trying to become obese



Sorry but it takes a lot of effort to get to 400lbs. That shite doesn't happen overnight

Neither does poor grammar.
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 8/2/17 at 5:12 pm to
quote:

He was known as the "Pillsbury Throw Boy"

The S.S. Lorenzen
The Hefty Lefty
The Abominable Throwman
He Ate Me
QBese
Round Mound of Touchdown

Every Day Should Be Saturday had a field day with Jared Lorenzen. It was one of my favorite bits they've done.

EDIT: Actually, EVERYONE had a field day with Lorenzen except cornerbacks trying to make an open field tackle on him.
This post was edited on 8/2/17 at 5:15 pm
Posted by Tiger Prawn
Member since Dec 2016
22072 posts
Posted on 8/2/17 at 5:27 pm to
quote:

but I'm going to make sure that the easy fat jokes get taken off the table


At least there will be something left on the table for the rest of us now
This post was edited on 8/2/17 at 5:27 pm
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
146214 posts
Posted on 8/2/17 at 5:31 pm to
So he lost 45 lbs of gravy....errr water in 4 months?

That's not very good Gravy.
Posted by AbitaFan08
Boston, MA
Member since Apr 2008
26947 posts
Posted on 8/2/17 at 5:38 pm to
I'm not going to mock the guy for trying to get in better shape.

I'll continue to knock him for being a complete idiot and racist, but not for trying to be healthier.
Posted by Gulf Coast Tiger
Ms Gulf Coast
Member since Jan 2004
18756 posts
Posted on 8/2/17 at 5:41 pm to
He attacks people constantly and then he complains about his feelings being hurt when he is attacked? Oh the irony
Posted by LSU fan 246
Member since Oct 2005
90567 posts
Posted on 8/2/17 at 5:45 pm to
quote:


I'm not going to mock the guy for trying to get in better shape.


Agree.

It's just the way he does it is terrible imo. Hey Facebook look I'm losing weight and working out!! Here's some pics of me at the gym!! Here's some baked chicken and veggies!!

Just do your shite and don't make a big spectacle of it.
Posted by Scruffy
Kansas City
Member since Jul 2011
72427 posts
Posted on 8/2/17 at 5:48 pm to
quote:

Shame on you baws for hurting his feelings, but good on y'all for motivating him to lose some pounds. Good for him
Shame is good motivation.

Scruffy was shamed by others for his height for years. To fix that, he bought a lifted truck, Affliction tshirts, and a handgun.

Who's short now, bitches?! Yea, that's what Scruffy thought.
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 8/2/17 at 5:51 pm to
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To fix that, he bought a lifted truck, Affliction tshirts, and a handgun.

Posted by drunkenpunkin
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2011
7659 posts
Posted on 8/2/17 at 5:52 pm to
Holy shite! That guy is only 32???? I would have put him 10 years older at least.
This post was edited on 8/2/17 at 5:54 pm
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