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re: Lolo Jones is about to be a 40 year old virgin

Posted on 8/3/22 at 8:03 pm to
Posted by DownSouthCrawfish
Simcoe Strip - He/Him/Helicopter
Member since Oct 2011
36219 posts
Posted on 8/3/22 at 8:03 pm to
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There's no fricking way she's still a virgin.
I agree but it’s possible she’s one of those ‘I will suck a thousand dicks and do anal but nothing in my kitty til marriage’ weirdos. A dying breed.
Posted by Oates Mustache
Member since Oct 2011
22049 posts
Posted on 8/3/22 at 8:10 pm to
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‘I will suck a thousand dicks


Go on...
Posted by tigergirl10
Member since Jul 2019
10305 posts
Posted on 8/3/22 at 8:10 pm to
She has to be the problem.
Posted by Reservoir dawg
Member since Oct 2013
14094 posts
Posted on 8/3/22 at 8:16 pm to
Who is Lolo Jones and why is she virgin at 40?
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
39032 posts
Posted on 8/3/22 at 8:16 pm to
She set her sights high. A wealthy guy that's a world-class athlete with looks and personality. Then she moved to Prairieville.

Did it ever occur to her that the guys who meet her criteria have girls humping their leg everywhere they go? Se has met many guys that qualify, but they are too busy having sex with random nonny.

Nobody wants to mess with her and get ignored.
Posted by Oates Mustache
Member since Oct 2011
22049 posts
Posted on 8/3/22 at 8:17 pm to
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Who is Lolo Jones and why is she virgin at 40?



Rashida Jones' sister
Posted by Reservoir dawg
Member since Oct 2013
14094 posts
Posted on 8/3/22 at 8:22 pm to
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Rashida Jones' sister


Well she's wasted most of her good fricking years and for what reason?
Posted by bad93ex
Member since Sep 2018
26996 posts
Posted on 8/3/22 at 8:22 pm to
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If an attractive (she’s famous so standards are different but she qualifies as good looking anyways even if she wasn’t famous) woman who wants to get married makes it to 40 without getting married it means she has some problems.


She ain’t alone in this…
Posted by Alyosha
Member since Nov 2020
6754 posts
Posted on 8/3/22 at 8:27 pm to
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
47462 posts
Posted on 8/3/22 at 8:30 pm to
quote:

Go on...


You never knew those kinda girls in HS and college? They would "Save a hole for Jesus" while letting the other two holes get plowed with reckless abandon. I knew a few at Parkview in 93-95 era.

Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
59587 posts
Posted on 8/3/22 at 8:33 pm to
I swiped left because it would have been too much work
Posted by prplhze2000
Parts Unknown
Member since Jan 2007
51344 posts
Posted on 8/3/22 at 8:41 pm to
Like the Better Bachelor dude said. The 5% dudes feast at the top of the food chain. For every 40 year old Lolo there are 20 30 in year old hot chicks with brains
Posted by LRB1967
Tennessee
Member since Dec 2020
15427 posts
Posted on 8/3/22 at 8:48 pm to
She could do artificial insemination.
Posted by CPTDCKHD
Member since Sep 2019
1480 posts
Posted on 8/3/22 at 8:50 pm to
She does not score well on the Crazy/Hot Matrix.
Posted by redstick13
Lower Saxony
Member since Feb 2007
38449 posts
Posted on 8/3/22 at 9:08 pm to
She's a unicorn for all the wrong reasons.
Posted by moontigr
Washington Commanders Fan
Member since Nov 2020
3353 posts
Posted on 8/3/22 at 9:15 pm to
I used to respect her for wanting to wait for the right man. Now I realize it's because she's nuttier than squirrel shite. Her schtick is played out. Get dicked already
This post was edited on 8/3/22 at 9:16 pm
Posted by TheArrogantCorndog
Highland Rd
Member since Sep 2009
14814 posts
Posted on 8/3/22 at 9:23 pm to
I hit on her at Izzos a few years back... layed it on thick... she didnt bite

Her loss
Posted by Oates Mustache
Member since Oct 2011
22049 posts
Posted on 8/3/22 at 9:50 pm to
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I hit on her at Izzos a few years back... layed it on thick... she didnt bite


Tell us the story, Uncle Kerndawg
Posted by CP3LSU25
Louisiana
Member since Feb 2009
51150 posts
Posted on 8/3/22 at 10:50 pm to
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The prudest attention whore of all-time
Posted by LSUDAN1
Member since Oct 2010
8949 posts
Posted on 8/3/22 at 10:53 pm to
Her "cherry" has more dents then Snow White.
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