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re: Locking the door while doing the dirty

Posted on 7/30/23 at 8:45 am to
Posted by DesScorp
Alabama
Member since Sep 2017
6541 posts
Posted on 7/30/23 at 8:45 am to
quote:

Seeing your parents having sex is traumatic. Lock the door.


Your parents yelling at you to GET OUTTTT!!!! kind of sticks with you too.
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
136838 posts
Posted on 7/30/23 at 8:49 am to
Posted by LSUGrrrl
Frisco, TX
Member since Jul 2007
33172 posts
Posted on 7/30/23 at 8:51 am to
Y’all need to lock the door.
Posted by tigersownall
Thibodaux
Member since Sep 2011
15340 posts
Posted on 7/30/23 at 8:51 am to
Your wife does not sound smart. Your five year old should not even know what sex is.
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
19359 posts
Posted on 7/30/23 at 8:51 am to
You ain't living until you walk in on your parents and see your mother like that.


Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
140462 posts
Posted on 7/30/23 at 8:51 am to
quote:

mom riding reverse cowgirl

Posted by SixthAndBarone
Member since Jan 2019
8246 posts
Posted on 7/30/23 at 8:56 am to
Don’t care. Had sex.
Posted by tonydtigr
Beautiful Downtown Glenn Springs,Tx
Member since Nov 2011
5119 posts
Posted on 7/30/23 at 8:57 am to
This is how it begins.
Posted by pbro62
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2016
11392 posts
Posted on 7/30/23 at 9:00 am to
Doofus and doofus jr names appropriate
Posted by Eurocat
Member since Apr 2004
15048 posts
Posted on 7/30/23 at 9:02 am to
How will the film crew get in and out if the door is locked?
Posted by Ernest T Bass
Member since Jul 2023
87 posts
Posted on 7/30/23 at 9:05 am to
Sounds like your wife is a weirdo that wants your daughter to catch y'all doing the deed.

File for divorce and seek full custody.

In the meantime I'll contact children's services.
Posted by Cajunhawk81
Member since Jan 2021
2511 posts
Posted on 7/30/23 at 9:10 am to
Your wife is trying to get out of the awkward reverse cowgirl thing you are trying to do to spice up your sex life.
Posted by St Augustine
The Pauper of the Surf
Member since Mar 2006
64308 posts
Posted on 7/30/23 at 9:12 am to
quote:

She thinks that if our daughter wakes up and comes to our room and the door is locked it will be obvious what we are doing.


To a 5 year old????

My wife double and triple checks it to ensure it’s locked
Posted by Spankum
Miss-sippi
Member since Jan 2007
56074 posts
Posted on 7/30/23 at 9:13 am to
The real question is how you managed to keep having sex after you are married!
Posted by FnTigers
Member since Sep 2021
1430 posts
Posted on 7/30/23 at 9:16 am to
Lol. Lock the door. She is absolutely wrong.
Posted by Gadzooks
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2020
286 posts
Posted on 7/30/23 at 9:35 am to
Lock your daughter's door then you can have sex all over the house.

Posted by FightinTigersDammit
Louisiana North
Member since Mar 2006
34769 posts
Posted on 7/30/23 at 11:08 am to
We have a winner
Posted by WaterLink
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2015
17299 posts
Posted on 7/30/23 at 11:09 am to
quote:

How will the film crew get in and out if the door is locked?


Plot twist, dad is the film crew

Posted by LSUFanHouston
NOLA
Member since Jul 2009
37140 posts
Posted on 7/30/23 at 11:13 am to
I think it’s safe to lock the door for 26 seconds
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
62834 posts
Posted on 7/30/23 at 11:15 am to
Why else do bedroom doors have locks?
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