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re: Life Expectancy by State

Posted on 1/13/23 at 6:49 am to
Posted by GofishMS
Mississippi
Member since Nov 2020
191 posts
Posted on 1/13/23 at 6:49 am to
I moved to MS from LA and now going to die 2 years sooner? It's because of that white gravy they put over everything
Posted by CharlesLSU
Member since Jan 2007
31929 posts
Posted on 1/13/23 at 6:51 am to
Mississippi LMFAO!

What a shocker…….
Posted by EF Hutton
Member since Jan 2018
2366 posts
Posted on 1/13/23 at 6:54 am to
If you are 54 years old, have the fat face that sweats easily, overweight and would die if you attempted to hike 1.5 miles in the woods with a pack and a weapon, then you are indeed not going to make it.

Fried food, malt & barley, no exercise, carb city, high fructose soft drinks, all will doom you.
Posted by Bestbank Tiger
Premium Member
Member since Jan 2005
71444 posts
Posted on 1/13/23 at 6:55 am to
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This is dumb. The democrats in the red states drag the numbers down.



The red states on the list were all blue when today's olds were young.

But what really makes it dumb is that people move, thereby making the numbers meaningless.
Posted by GreatLakesTiger24
One State Solution
Member since May 2012
55884 posts
Posted on 1/13/23 at 7:02 am to
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This is dumb. The democrats in the red states drag the numbers down.

you really think the republicans of louisiana and mississippi are as healthy as people in vermont, colorado, the pnw?
Posted by Willie Stroker
Member since Sep 2008
12989 posts
Posted on 1/13/23 at 7:04 am to
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Liberal states live long Conservative states die young Who would have guessed

You want to think a bit more deeply about the similarities between ghetto culture and redneck culture?

Seems like if you combine both in the same state, the math of life expectancy may surprise you.

Sometimes people don’t think it be like it is, but it do.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65941 posts
Posted on 1/13/23 at 7:07 am to
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Ironically the states with highest weed consumption also magically mirror the highest life expectancy.
Correlation does not imply causation for the 11-ty billionth time here.

Geez
Posted by CharlesLSU
Member since Jan 2007
31929 posts
Posted on 1/13/23 at 7:08 am to
Why a weapon?

Weirdo
Posted by BHS78
Member since May 2017
2101 posts
Posted on 1/13/23 at 8:10 am to
I have had this discussion with a few doctors. They said that Southern states are over 40% black which brings the numbers down. Compare apples to apples. I would rather eat the food I eat in La than eat bark and dies 6-8 mo sooner.
Posted by HubbaBubba
F_uck Joe Biden, TX
Member since Oct 2010
45860 posts
Posted on 1/13/23 at 8:26 am to
Southern cooking, y'all.

Posted by RollTide1987
Augusta, GA
Member since Nov 2009
65147 posts
Posted on 1/13/23 at 8:35 am to
quote:

Liberal states live long
Conservative states die young


That's what happens when you're married.
Posted by Anfield Road
Home of the Blue Turf
Member since May 2012
1942 posts
Posted on 1/13/23 at 4:13 pm to
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One thing for sure, you'll find life expectancy higher in places where people utilize outdoor activities the most.


In general, if there's good skiing in your state, you're going to live longer on average. Just so happens that blue states have better ski areas. I live in a deep red state that's also deep green on the map. And we have pretty decent skiing here.
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
261779 posts
Posted on 1/13/23 at 4:28 pm to
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vermont


Is great if you don't live in Burlington, which is poor.
Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
96505 posts
Posted on 1/13/23 at 4:30 pm to
Look at the demographics in a lot of the states with low expectancy.

Hint - Lots of people dying in their teens and 20s over bullshite.
Posted by Tantal
Member since Sep 2012
14155 posts
Posted on 1/13/23 at 4:44 pm to
Black people and methed-out whites.
Posted by LSUandAU
Key West, FL & Malibu (L.A.), CA
Member since Apr 2009
5004 posts
Posted on 1/13/23 at 4:50 pm to
Good eats often = shorter life.
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