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Posted on 3/13/19 at 2:17 pm to Shane4689
yo mommas breath stank so bad, if she was a star wars character her name would be chewcacca!
Posted on 3/13/19 at 2:17 pm to Shane4689
Yo mamas so fat when she goes camping the bears have to hide THEIR food in a tree.
Posted on 3/13/19 at 2:20 pm to Shane4689
Yo mamas so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas and it’s still printing.
Posted on 3/13/19 at 2:21 pm to Shane4689
Yo mamas so fat she walked in front of the TV and I missed a whole season of Lost.
Posted on 3/13/19 at 2:21 pm to JumpingTheShark
Yo mamma's teeth so yellow, when she smiles traffic slows down.
Posted on 3/13/19 at 2:24 pm to JumpingTheShark
Yo mammas so fat she can’t wear a Malcom X shirt cuz helicopters keep trying to land on her.
Posted on 3/13/19 at 2:26 pm to SouthEndzoneTiger
Yo mammas so fat last time she saw 90210 was on her bathroom scale.
Posted on 3/13/19 at 2:26 pm to SouthEndzoneTiger
yo momma so dumb, she saw a sign that said airport, left, so she turned around and drove home
Posted on 3/13/19 at 2:28 pm to SouthEndzoneTiger
Yo mamas so fat she takes up 2 zip codes
Yo mamma so fat, when she sits arournd the house, she sits AROUND THE HOUSE
Yo mamma so fat, when she sits arournd the house, she sits AROUND THE HOUSE
Posted on 3/13/19 at 2:35 pm to Shane4689
Yo mama so nasty she sucked your daddy's dick and came in here and kissed you goodnight -Landfill
Posted on 3/13/19 at 2:37 pm to Shane4689
You’re momma’s so ugly when she looks at a glass of milk it turns to yogurt
Posted on 3/13/19 at 2:42 pm to Shane4689
Ya momma is so fat I took her to the beach to sell shade.
Ya momma is so fat she tripped and broke her leg and gravy poured out.
Ya momma is so fat she tripped and broke her leg and gravy poured out.
Posted on 3/13/19 at 2:43 pm to Shane4689
already posted
This post was edited on 3/13/19 at 2:45 pm
Posted on 3/13/19 at 2:59 pm to Shane4689
Yo momma's like a hockey player...
... she only changes her pads every 3 periods.
... she only changes her pads every 3 periods.
Posted on 3/13/19 at 3:03 pm to Shane4689
Your mama so fat she sat on a quarter and squeezed a booger out of George Washington’s nose.
This post was edited on 3/13/19 at 3:17 pm
Posted on 3/13/19 at 3:06 pm to Shane4689
I was listening to Ya Mama by The Pharcyde yesterday and this verse really stuck out to me:
Awwwwwwww, ya mom is so fat (how fat is she?)
We rode up on her back to get some burgers from Wendy's
And her skates went flat; I got stuck in her butt crack
They thought I was lost but I was caught by the G-strap
Heaven forbid a giant fart would give way
Cause that would blow me round the world in a day
We drove into the drive-in and she didn't have to pay
Because we dressed her up to look just like a Chevrolet
Awwwwwwww, ya mom is so fat (how fat is she?)
We rode up on her back to get some burgers from Wendy's
And her skates went flat; I got stuck in her butt crack
They thought I was lost but I was caught by the G-strap
Heaven forbid a giant fart would give way
Cause that would blow me round the world in a day
We drove into the drive-in and she didn't have to pay
Because we dressed her up to look just like a Chevrolet
Posted on 3/13/19 at 3:16 pm to theOG
Ya mamma so far when she bends over it looks like two pigs fighting over a milk dud.
Posted on 3/13/19 at 3:24 pm to Shane4689
Yo mama’s so fat, she fills up the tub, and THEN turns on the water
Yo mama’s so ugly she gives Freddy Krueger nightmares
Yo mama’s breath so stank, when she was a baby her mama had to feed her with a slingshot
Yo mana’s so fat, she wears sleeping bags as socks
Yo mama’s so greasy you can fry onion rings on her back
Yo mama’s so ugly they hang her picture up in the ghetto to scare away the roaches
Yo mama so ugly she went to a haunted house and came out with a job application
Yo mama’s so ugly she gives Freddy Krueger nightmares
Yo mama’s breath so stank, when she was a baby her mama had to feed her with a slingshot
Yo mana’s so fat, she wears sleeping bags as socks
Yo mama’s so greasy you can fry onion rings on her back
Yo mama’s so ugly they hang her picture up in the ghetto to scare away the roaches
Yo mama so ugly she went to a haunted house and came out with a job application
Posted on 3/13/19 at 4:05 pm to the paradigm
Yo momma so fat she sat on a Iphone and it turned into an Ipad
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