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Let's talk about "ya momma" jokes. What's yours?
Posted on 3/13/19 at 1:48 pm
Posted on 3/13/19 at 1:48 pm
Insert you comedy below.
I'll go first:
Yo momma's so fat, that when she fell, no one was laughing but the ground was cracking up.
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
I'll go first:
Yo momma's so fat, that when she fell, no one was laughing but the ground was cracking up.
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
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Posted on 3/13/19 at 1:49 pm to Shane4689
Your momma is so fat,
She’s at serious risk for cardiovascular disease and at extreme risk for type 2 diabetes
She’s at serious risk for cardiovascular disease and at extreme risk for type 2 diabetes
Posted on 3/13/19 at 1:52 pm to Shane4689
Yo momma's so fat she needs cheat codes for Wii Fit.
Posted on 3/13/19 at 1:54 pm to Shane4689
Ya momma so fat she upvoted OweO’s lunch thread.
Posted on 3/13/19 at 1:54 pm to Nado Jenkins83
Yo momma so fat Thanos had to snap twice.
Posted on 3/13/19 at 1:54 pm to Shane4689
Yo momma so fat, the lord couldn’t lift her spirit.
Posted on 3/13/19 at 1:54 pm to Shane4689
You leave the momma out of this and I'll leave this out of ya momma
Posted on 3/13/19 at 1:55 pm to Shane4689
Yo momma is so old; she has a signed edition of the bible.
Posted on 3/13/19 at 1:56 pm to Shane4689
Ya mamma’s so fat her blood type is Ragu
Posted on 3/13/19 at 1:57 pm to Shane4689
Yo mama is so poor, I saw the bitch kicking a can down the road.
I asked her what she was doing.
She said " Moving."
I asked her what she was doing.
She said " Moving."
Posted on 3/13/19 at 1:58 pm to Shane4689
Yo momma so fat, McCaigBro69 fricked her.
Posted on 3/13/19 at 1:58 pm to BloodSweat&Beers
Who the frick is Thanos?
Posted on 3/13/19 at 1:58 pm to Shane4689
Yo mama so fat she has to use a boomerang to put her belt on.
Posted on 3/13/19 at 1:58 pm to Shane4689
Your momma so fat, she bangs black guys.
Posted on 3/13/19 at 1:58 pm to Barrister
Yo mamma is so stupid, she takes 4 hours to watch 60 Minutes.
Posted on 3/13/19 at 1:58 pm to Shane4689
You’re Momma’s so fat Gravy Chambers can outrun her
Posted on 3/13/19 at 1:59 pm to Shane4689
When someone says they fricked my mom... I say I fricked their dad.
Posted on 3/13/19 at 2:00 pm to Shane4689
Ya momma so fat that the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs!
Posted on 3/13/19 at 2:05 pm to Techdog89
Posted on 3/13/19 at 2:13 pm to Shane4689
Ya mamas so fat when she hauls arse she gotta make two trips.
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