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UFownstSECsince1950
Florida Fan
Member since Dec 2009
31626 posts

Let’s pretend this is your girlfriend (NSFW)





Physically beautiful to you....basically perfect on the exterior.


Not only that, but she likes country music, and would rather stay in and drink whiskey straight at home with you, and not go out. She hates rap music, smoking, drugs, loud/obnoxious people, ghetto people, clubs, etc.

Despite being drop dead gorgeous, she isn’t like most younger women today who know they look good. She doesn’t post on social media, she doesn’t go out and flirt, and you will never have to worry about her cheating, as she is 100% faithful and committed to you. She was a virgin before she met you, and you are the only man she ever wants to be with.



But....


She’s dumb as hell. Couldn’t tell you what 10% of 100 is, and doesn’t know the difference between Bill Gates and Bill Clinton. She has absolutely zero social skills, so any conversation with other people is silent and cringey at best.

Worst part is she is extremely jealous and insecure. So much so that she doesn’t want you even going to the gym without her. She is so “committed” to you and your relationship, that she wants to spend every moment with you. Go to bed at the same time, eat breakfast/lunch/dinner together. Do every single activity together. Essentially, you will have no friends and no social life aside from her.

Would knowing that the most sexy and physically appealing woman in the world (to you) would stay committed, faithful, and by your side for the long haul be enough for you to give up everything else?


Fun Bunch
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New Orleans
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re: Let’s pretend this is your girlfriend (NSFW)
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.basically perfect on the exterior.


this will be fun


Hangover Haven
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Metry
Member since Oct 2013
6452 posts

re: Let’s pretend this is your girlfriend (NSFW)
Dumb women need lovin' too...
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TDsngumbo
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re: Let’s pretend this is your girlfriend (NSFW)
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But....


Unless "she has a dick" follows that "but", then there is no "but".



But there most definitely is a "butt" there. And I want my face in it.


Hu_Flung_Pu
USA Fan
Central, LA
Member since Jan 2013
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re: Let’s pretend this is your girlfriend (NSFW)
Nah. Would be okay for a little while but would get old.


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VABuckeye
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Member since Dec 2007
20224 posts

re: Let’s pretend this is your girlfriend (NSFW)
She isn’t even close to being hot enough to put up with that shite.


TigerstuckinMS
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Member since Nov 2005
12252 posts

re: Let’s pretend this is your girlfriend (NSFW)
Whew. She's just stupid and clingy. I thought she was going to end up being a ladyboy.
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rondo
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re: Let’s pretend this is your girlfriend (NSFW)
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but she likes country music,



I'm out


jflsufan
LSU Fan
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Mar 2013
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re: Let’s pretend this is your girlfriend (NSFW)
Hell no. I need a woman who will arouse my intellect as well as my loins.
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Crawdaddy
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Slidell. The jewel of Louisiana
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re: Let’s pretend this is your girlfriend (NSFW)
She have one of those accents that don't stop?


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Spock's Eyebrow
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re: Let’s pretend this is your girlfriend (NSFW)
Hell no. The most essential part of a relationship is being able to spend time away from the other person.


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touchdownjeebus
New Orleans Pelicans Fan
Member since Sep 2010
7803 posts

re: Let’s pretend this is your girlfriend (NSFW)
As I have gotten older I have realized the importance of everything you stated that would rub her the wrong way, and the unimportance of everything she would accommodate.

No thanks.
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Tigeralum2008
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re: Let’s pretend this is your girlfriend (NSFW)
Sounds like a classic "Hit it and Quit It" to me


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OMLandshark
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65949 posts

re: Let’s pretend this is your girlfriend (NSFW)
No. I couldn’t date a stupid person. Give me an OT 6 with an IQ of 130 over an OT 10 with the IQ of 70.
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darryljames30
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New Orleans
Member since Feb 2006
21374 posts

re: Let’s pretend this is your girlfriend (NSFW)
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She hates rap music

quote:

country music


Ill pass.


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Ellunchboxo
New Orleans Saints Fan
STA
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15524 posts

re: Let’s pretend this is your girlfriend (NSFW)
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she likes country music


Dealbreaker.


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Peazey
New Orleans Saints Fan
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2012
22153 posts

re: Let’s pretend this is your girlfriend (NSFW)
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she likes country music,


Bro country? Yuck.

quote:

She was a virgin before she met you,


Not sure why this is good either.


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spaceranger
USA Fan
Member since Jan 2017
883 posts

re: Let’s pretend this is your girlfriend (NSFW)
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Not only that, but she likes country music, and would rather stay in and drink whiskey straight at home with you, and not go out. She hates rap music, smoking, drugs


you say that like those are good qualities

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lsucoonass
USA Fan
shreveport and east texas
Member since Nov 2003
58054 posts

re: Let’s pretend this is your girlfriend (NSFW)
Nope

Couldn't do it

Like my me time and my time with my daughter


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Salmon
USA Fan
On the trails
Member since Feb 2008
58882 posts

re: Let’s pretend this is your girlfriend (NSFW)
any person that says "yes" to this thread is insecure as frick


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