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re: Let's hear your best "Jody" story

Posted on 12/14/17 at 2:45 pm to
Posted by Spaceman Spiff
Savannah
Member since Sep 2012
17627 posts
Posted on 12/14/17 at 2:45 pm to
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Vinegar potato chips, that's hot


Sir, those were damn good potato chips. She had asked me if I ever had any, so she sent a bag or two. Got one in almost every "care" package. She'd send pictures, gifts, whatever. But a week didn't go by that she didn't send me something.
Posted by Dmaxxx37
Member since Apr 2017
125 posts
Posted on 12/14/17 at 2:52 pm to
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Had a hot gf


quote:

smoking a cigarette


Does not compute..
Posted by Centinel
Idaho
Member since Sep 2016
43478 posts
Posted on 12/14/17 at 2:59 pm to
I've got several stories from my active duty time, but I think the "best" one was I had a soldier who went on a training exercise that lasted a couple weeks. Well, while said soldier was gone his wife apparently had a train run on her by a bunch of guys from another unit.

Lots of he-said, she-said. Then it got on facebook. Then pictures happened. I'll never forget the look on the kids face when he came to tell my 1SG and I about the pics on facebook. Needless to say we had him watched that day/night and had him see mental health the first thing next morning.

That ended up being one hell of a UCMJ clusterfrick too.
Posted by White Roach
Member since Apr 2009
9477 posts
Posted on 12/14/17 at 3:01 pm to
It has been seven years and maybe it's wise to wait a few more, but I hope you've been spending your time wisely and plotting the perfect murder. This bitch needs to die in an ugly way.
Posted by Foo
Over the Rainbow
Member since Feb 2013
354 posts
Posted on 12/14/17 at 3:04 pm to
Initials?
Posted by FelicianaTigerfan
Comanche County
Member since Aug 2009
26059 posts
Posted on 12/14/17 at 3:04 pm to
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This post was edited on 12/14/17 at 3:07 pm
Posted by Old Money
Member since Sep 2012
36751 posts
Posted on 12/14/17 at 3:11 pm to
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birdieman


Holy shite. You're one hell of a man for making it through all of that.
Posted by birdieman
New Orleans
Member since Dec 2012
1647 posts
Posted on 12/14/17 at 3:13 pm to
I was mad as frick for 5 years. there is a well known poster here who had a front row seat fot the uncrumbling of my mental health over this. I contemplated many bad ending for her and myself.

basically I had to just not give a frick and turn the page, and I have. I've made back the money I'd lost and have a great life now.

Posted by Hogwarts
Arkansas, USA
Member since Sep 2015
18071 posts
Posted on 12/14/17 at 3:18 pm to
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fingers inside her like a bowling ball while you picked her up and choked her against the wall,


#hertoo?
Posted by Carson123987
Middle Court at the Rec
Member since Jul 2011
66519 posts
Posted on 12/14/17 at 3:19 pm to
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birdieman


you could've had her killed and im sure most people would've understood completely. i wouldve waited 5-10 years and then ruined her life somehow
Posted by Hester Carries
Member since Sep 2012
22546 posts
Posted on 12/14/17 at 3:33 pm to
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I ran aerial ISR and CI systems...



Nice...what kind of educational/professional background prepares/leads/allows for someone to do that?
Posted by birdieman
New Orleans
Member since Dec 2012
1647 posts
Posted on 12/14/17 at 3:37 pm to
mostly a TS/SCI clearance and engineering/IT background.

easiest way is have good background so you can get a clearance and enlist in a branch that offers guaranteed IT jobs. that's how I got started way back when.
This post was edited on 12/14/17 at 3:39 pm
Posted by KSLSUFan
Member since Sep 2017
63 posts
Posted on 12/14/17 at 3:42 pm to
jesus christ there are some beta bitch males in this thread haha
Posted by birdieman
New Orleans
Member since Dec 2012
1647 posts
Posted on 12/14/17 at 3:45 pm to
thankfully we have alphas like you to enlighten us. proceed sir.
Posted by udtiger
Over your left shoulder
Member since Nov 2006
99782 posts
Posted on 12/14/17 at 3:49 pm to
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spousal support


There would be a dead judge and a dead lawyer.
This post was edited on 12/14/17 at 3:58 pm
Posted by Rand AlThor
Member since Jan 2014
9487 posts
Posted on 12/14/17 at 3:51 pm to
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My own story, 2010 coming back from Afghanistan going home to california on a two week leave... I am laid over in Atlanta and call my wife to let her know I will be home in x hours. She told me don't come she has a bf etc and she is filing for divorce. I go to change flights and credit card is canceled and debit card wouldn't work- there was less than $100 in the account.... I had been making over 300k and direct depositing it every other week. She was going to bank and withdrawing funds as they came in. I was 38, had access to less than $100 after making almost a million bucks in 3 years working overseas. And it got worse from there....



Women are fricking crazy, wtf
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124928 posts
Posted on 12/14/17 at 3:53 pm to
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#hertoo?


She loved it. Loved being manhandled. Liked it rough. Just liked being degraded. Basically all the things she liked to take lined up with what I liked to do.
Posted by alajones
Huntsvegas
Member since Oct 2005
34531 posts
Posted on 12/14/17 at 3:57 pm to
Guy I deployed with got some news somehow about his house. He finally gets hold of his wife after about a week who informed him that she had moved out a couple of months earlier, shacked up with Jody, and the kid wasn’t his.

A guy I worked with at Warner Robins said he found out when his kid asked if they could go to someone’s house. Apparently, Jody’s kid and his kid had become pals. He was from a small town in Georgia, and everyone knew but no one told him. Like both sides of the family, church folks, no one said anything to him until after he found out.
Posted by LSUJuice
Back in Houston
Member since Apr 2004
17692 posts
Posted on 12/14/17 at 4:07 pm to
Wait so obviously your OP was not you "best" story
Posted by birdieman
New Orleans
Member since Dec 2012
1647 posts
Posted on 12/14/17 at 4:10 pm to
it was kind of a spinoff story since it was more about a bitch and less about Jody. I'm not mad at Jody.
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