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re: Lawyers of the OT: need help

Posted on 9/20/26 at 10:13 pm to
Posted by Joshjrn
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2008
33722 posts
Posted on 9/20/26 at 10:13 pm to
quote:

Smart people exist on the OT. It gets me hot and bothered

Careful, Mikee might be inclined to fight you for my lawyerly affections
Posted by Tyga Woods
South Central Jupiter Island, FL
Member since Sep 2016
43157 posts
Posted on 9/20/26 at 10:20 pm to
quote:

Call anyone much less a woman much less a woman that I care about a lot “a fricking idiot”


She’s probably not gonna sleep with you but it’s worth a shot I guess
Posted by Stat M Repairman
Member since Jun 2023
3636 posts
Posted on 9/20/26 at 10:24 pm to
quote:

I then via GroupMe announce I’m going to the zoo.


Heard the place got good wings.
Posted by AtlantaLSUfan
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2009
27665 posts
Posted on 9/20/26 at 10:26 pm to
Lose your job white knighting for a girl that doesn’t give a crap scout you.

FYI, she is an idiot.
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
159671 posts
Posted on 9/20/26 at 10:27 pm to
quote:

Smart people exist on the OT. It gets me hot and bothered
I have that effect on people

it's not a blessing, it's a curse
Posted by Sampson
Thailand
Member since Mar 2012
25182 posts
Posted on 9/20/26 at 10:27 pm to
quote:

She’s probably not gonna sleep with you but it’s worth a shot I guess


She isn’t and I shoved all the chips. Embarrassing
Posted by Sampson
Thailand
Member since Mar 2012
25182 posts
Posted on 9/20/26 at 10:28 pm to
How are you THIS close to this problem?
This post was edited on 9/20/26 at 10:29 pm
Posted by jflsufan
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Mar 2013
5274 posts
Posted on 9/20/26 at 10:57 pm to
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So, while his answer was thorough and ends up in roughly the right place, I’m pretty sure he’s answering it from the perspective of Texas criminal law. Assuming you’re in EBR, that obviously doesn’t apply. We don’t have a criminal statute called “terroristic threats” and we don’t have misdemeanor classes. With that said, I do think the best fit would be Assault, but it would be weak as shite. Because the threat is conditional on something that hasn’t occurred, proving that the guy was under reasonable apprehension of bodily harm would be quite the stretch. It’s also still just a misdemeanor.


I am just a 3L but doesn't the threat to bodily harm have to be imminent?
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
159671 posts
Posted on 9/20/26 at 11:01 pm to
quote:

I am just a 3L
holy shite

an actual college student is posting on TD???

Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135240 posts
Posted on 9/20/26 at 11:01 pm to
Were you hormonal at the time? What was the moon cycle?
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135240 posts
Posted on 9/20/26 at 11:04 pm to
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Bc I love her. Might as well been my wife or sister.


Like...Alabama love? Or She's relegated you to the friend zone love?
Posted by jflsufan
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Mar 2013
5274 posts
Posted on 9/20/26 at 11:04 pm to
[quote]holy shite

an actual college student is posting on TD???
[/quote

Yeah, but I am 53.
Posted by Sampson
Thailand
Member since Mar 2012
25182 posts
Posted on 9/20/26 at 11:09 pm to
Just let this play out.
Posted by Stat M Repairman
Member since Jun 2023
3636 posts
Posted on 9/20/26 at 11:10 pm to
Godspeed
Posted by WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot
in the transfer portal
Member since Dec 2009
2562 posts
Posted on 9/20/26 at 11:12 pm to
eh, you sound like a fricking idiot

&

quite a little bitch too!
Posted by Sampson
Thailand
Member since Mar 2012
25182 posts
Posted on 9/20/26 at 11:14 pm to
Waxing crescent
Posted by jflsufan
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Mar 2013
5274 posts
Posted on 9/20/26 at 11:19 pm to
quote:

Godspeed


Having a blast.
Posted by Sampson
Thailand
Member since Mar 2012
25182 posts
Posted on 9/20/26 at 11:22 pm to
So I’m probably not going to jail? 3L testimony via TD?
Posted by SallysHuman
Lady Palmetto Bug
Member since Jan 2025
26026 posts
Posted on 9/20/26 at 11:29 pm to
quote:

So I’m probably not going to jail? 3L testimony via TD?


You might wanna start putting your phone in a safe place when you drink.

So, anyway, when we going to the zoo?
Posted by Sampson
Thailand
Member since Mar 2012
25182 posts
Posted on 9/20/26 at 11:35 pm to
Want to go tomorrow?
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